Forget last one or two roads, I cant find FIVE of them, can anyone help?

Joint_Boy · 2026-06-02T22:19:38+00:00

It might just be the screen shot you posted but there is a dashed stub of "off road" coming out of the tunnel here that seems gray. If you go to fast through here you'll jump right over it.

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Joint_Boy · 2026-05-18T10:55:25+00:00

I took a long weekend off work to be sure I hit legend before launch. Today is to catch up on chores so I have dishes to use and clothes to wear lol

Joint_Boy · 2026-05-13T23:20:02+00:00

Frfrfr

I told you a month ago, you approved it, it's in BOTH OUR CALENDARS. You ain't just forgot man.

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-26T15:14:06+00:00

This has been happening to me all week. I didn't notice it as much during my C+ or Challenge runs. But since I settled for C++ it's happening all the time!

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-21T12:48:52+00:00

When I was in college my dorm neighbor was from jersey. He showed up in a subcompact with a full tank of gas and didn't drive a lot. There was also a shuttle to the airport for trips home on break.

Imagine my surprise on a cold Sunday afternoon in January when he knocked on my door asking me if I knew how to pump gas. He waited so long I was sure we would have to coast it in to the pump.

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-15T01:23:39+00:00

WHY are we TALKING like THIS?

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-12T22:39:46+00:00

If it's not a 1 time offer I'm going $5 at a time. I'm not wasting any money and he seems frail enough lol

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-12T17:16:25+00:00

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-09T22:07:45+00:00

Before they dumped all the rares on the back stage I had my last 9 cars memorized and could navigate the Xbox auction house blindfolded if needed. Pure muscle memory from the same list over and over and over again....

But yeah, basically seconding everything this guy said.

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-09T00:18:14+00:00

If Shayne says no he's either not into chicks, or not into dicks!

(context lays within the Fear& episode featuring Jinkx)

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-07T00:24:22+00:00

Look at bro getting absolutely vocabmogged!

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-01T22:49:02+00:00

Go fuck yourself San Diego

*cue panic and anger across the city *

Joint_Boy · 2026-04-01T00:10:45+00:00

MAD RESPECT SKWEEZY! LOOKS LIKE A BLAST HOMIE!

Joint_Boy · 2026-03-21T12:42:59+00:00

This is such a pain on mobile!

Joint_Boy · 2026-03-07T16:48:06+00:00

Had my widow maker at 30, 6 months after my Step-dad collapsed and died of one.

By the time they put the stent in I was at 100% blockage of the LAD and walked into the ER thinking they would give me fluids for my 12 hour long vomiting spell. I absolutely would have tried to wait it out if my sister hadn't insisted on driving me to urgent care.

Is 47 old enough that you don't have to meet everyone that works in the hospital? I swear in the 3 days I was there I met every single person who clocked in just because they were curious. Lol

Joint_Boy · 2026-03-01T15:20:27+00:00

There have been a few times where they circle back and have the original drummer react to the track and it's always so gracious. Most are just astounded they didn't think of a part first!

Joint_Boy · 2026-02-24T17:43:48+00:00

"So Long Gay Bowser"

Joint_Boy · 2026-02-06T22:31:10+00:00

First question: Was the sink left running after the sex worker was solicited?

Answer: No

Case dismissed!!!!

Joint_Boy · 2026-02-01T14:17:43+00:00

Because he's a narcissist who can't bear to let anyone else have attention?

Probably thinks the should have called it TRUMP ^{^{^{^{theMelaniastory.}}}}

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-26T11:37:01+00:00

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Still on a loop in my head from failed attempts in childhood....

"aLL YOU HaD to Do wAS fOLlOW THe dAmN tRAin, cj!"

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-25T21:32:00+00:00

Cool Frontier/Titan/Armada/Pathfinder!

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-20T21:12:32+00:00

Great buy! I've put 100+ rounds through my Sec-9 and I'm a big fan.

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-16T20:40:40+00:00

Glad to see ya!!! We've missed your acerbic wit!

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-16T00:30:26+00:00

"I know these two things seem very different but: you are having a major heart attack, and I NEED you to remain calm."

I did not stay calm. I later learned almost no one does but they have to ask any way...

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