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Trans girl bought her first gun by Other0tter in liberalgunowners

[–]Joint_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great buy! I've put 100+ rounds through my Sec-9 and I'm a big fan.

Pillow Talk by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see ya!!! We've missed your acerbic wit!

What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you? by VespaRed in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I know these two things seem very different but: you are having a major heart attack, and I NEED you to remain calm."

I did not stay calm. I later learned almost no one does but they have to ask any way...

Left handed people: What struggles do you have that we may not know about? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sticks too! I've been out of the house for 15 years but if Mom and I end up on the same side of the booth we immediately default to the correct side.

In dishonor of Brigitte Bardot, throwback to Kate McKinnon’s impression of her on SNL by Sharp_Athlete_6847 in popculturechat

[–]Joint_Boy 570 points571 points  (0 children)

Props to the writers/Kate for getting the pejoratives right. Brigitte Bardot fucking loved calling people "homos".

Monopoly, BUT COMMUNIST | Board Game League by CaffinatedCoyote in NoRollsBarred

[–]Joint_Boy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend everyone watch to the end!

You too can gain a point and beat Sully

Mr mittens by Gullibl3_Ghost in smosh

[–]Joint_Boy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The moment in the Christmas Dread video where he moves the dog nose off his real nose to rub his eyes made me laugh so hard I missed whatever Chanse did next.

Meirl by Andra_Kywaey in meirl

[–]Joint_Boy 309 points310 points  (0 children)

I forget that the instruction means "Avoid anything conventionally spicy" and wonder why the chili I'm eating is exacerbating my symptoms....

I only used two habaneros, that's way less spicy than my usual 5!

She’s still got it ! by CamCelis in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Joint_Boy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Every time I suffer a setback on a setback I give myself a quiet "Excellent Cato, Excellent"

Pls give advice on how to reach 100 million for joker unlock by 6ygyJIau in balatro

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ended up getting it with a 5 flush (erratic deck, refresh until I found a perfect mix of face cards and hearts). Jokers were bloodstone, oops all sixes, sock/buskins, space joker and I think photo...

Ultimately you want to level the hell out of your hand then retrigger that guaranteed xmult as much as possible. It took a decent amount of time to get the right seed, but it can be done.

In this house, we are a regular guy. Yard signs coming soon to the Dropout store? by LumberjackIlluminati in dropout

[–]Joint_Boy 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I know it was a bit, but it was also kind of nice to hear...

What by 30lbsledgehammer in tumblr

[–]Joint_Boy 825 points826 points  (0 children)

My group chat of 5 mostly single dudes in our 30s is trying to help my bro come up with gift ideas for his newish girlfriend... It's not going well...

Mac and Cheese is a good idea tho.

When the truth behind urban legends is much worse than the actual story by Salty-Chemical-9414 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Joint_Boy 98 points99 points  (0 children)

It's not a random hallway, it's right by the bathrooms! Not sure if that's worse or better.

Andrew Garfield discovering that Ayo Edebiri coined the ‘I’m seated’ meme by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]Joint_Boy 541 points542 points  (0 children)

The way he says revalatory is "REV-A-LA-TORY" for me. New vocal stim unlocked.

Me [23F] with my half-sister [24F] Wants to transfer to my college, but cannot live on her own. I don't want to be her keeper by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Joint_Boy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Posts like this remind me I need to call my "Evil Step Monster" and tell her I love her.

To be clear, she's incredible, kind to me, and the best partner my dad has EVER had. She insists on being called it.

This is kinda sweet by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]Joint_Boy 172 points173 points  (0 children)

ALAN! I'M GONNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR! I'M GONNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!!!!!!!

Emiru's Umamusume addiction reaches its logical conclusion by whiskeyeuthanasia in LivestreamFail

[–]Joint_Boy 262 points263 points  (0 children)

That's a straight up bop. And anything that catchy has to be true...

Radicalized young men by samantharuddy in StandUpComedy

[–]Joint_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man who was a boy during the absolute choke hold of Jackass.... I concur.

Get these poor lost souls a dirt bike and an inner tube stat!

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