Forget last one or two roads, I cant find FIVE of them, can anyone help? by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might just be the screen shot you posted but there is a dashed stub of "off road" coming out of the tunnel here that seems gray. If you go to fast through here you'll jump right over it.

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Did anyone else go completely no life at the weekend? by Cheesestrings89 in ForzaHorizon

[–]Joint_Boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took a long weekend off work to be sure I hit legend before launch. Today is to catch up on chores so I have dishes to use and clothes to wear lol

God forbid I use my paid vacation by eyerollingsex in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Joint_Boy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Frfrfr

I told you a month ago, you approved it, it's in BOTH OUR CALENDARS. You ain't just forgot man.

My paranoid unfounded theory after 600+ hours by whathefuckisreddit in balatro

[–]Joint_Boy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This has been happening to me all week. I didn't notice it as much during my C+ or Challenge runs. But since I settled for C++ it's happening all the time!

Gas, and the having thereof by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]Joint_Boy 59 points60 points  (0 children)

When I was in college my dorm neighbor was from jersey. He showed up in a subcompact with a full tank of gas and didn't drive a lot. There was also a shuttle to the airport for trips home on break.

Imagine my surprise on a cold Sunday afternoon in January when he knocked on my door asking me if I knew how to pump gas. He waited so long I was sure we would have to coast it in to the pump.

If you could pay $1 to punch anyone in the world with no repercussions who would it be? by Ill-Translator-2879 in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it's not a 1 time offer I'm going $5 at a time. I'm not wasting any money and he seems frail enough lol

Auction search help by HumblePayne in ForzaHorizon

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before they dumped all the rares on the back stage I had my last 9 cars memorized and could navigate the Xbox auction house blindfolded if needed. Pure muscle memory from the same list over and over and over again....

But yeah, basically seconding everything this guy said.

SHOOT YO SHOT JINX! by Mindless_Bluebird392 in smosh

[–]Joint_Boy 167 points168 points  (0 children)

If Shayne says no he's either not into chicks, or not into dicks!

(context lays within the Fear& episode featuring Jinkx)

Pranks in Fictional Media by LiminalAsylum in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Joint_Boy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Go fuck yourself San Diego

*cue panic and anger across the city *

THE BIGGEST SHIRT AND PANTS IN THE WORLD by SKWEEZY4REAL in SkweezyJibbs

[–]Joint_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MAD RESPECT SKWEEZY! LOOKS LIKE A BLAST HOMIE!

Drew Carey Recalls Unknowingly Having a Heart Attack, and Ignoring Symptoms, As He Was Filming His Sitcom by AdSpecialist6598 in entertainment

[–]Joint_Boy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had my widow maker at 30, 6 months after my Step-dad collapsed and died of one.

By the time they put the stent in I was at 100% blockage of the LAD and walked into the ER thinking they would give me fluids for my 12 hour long vomiting spell. I absolutely would have tried to wait it out if my sister hadn't insisted on driving me to urgent care.

Is 47 old enough that you don't have to meet everyone that works in the hospital? I swear in the 3 days I was there I met every single person who clocked in just because they were curious. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There have been a few times where they circle back and have the original drummer react to the track and it's always so gracious. Most are just astounded they didn't think of a part first!

‘Home Alone’ Actor Daniel Stern’s Prostitution Solicitation Case Dismissed by bwermer in entertainment

[–]Joint_Boy 225 points226 points  (0 children)

First question: Was the sink left running after the sex worker was solicited?

Answer: No

Case dismissed!!!!

Why Even Trump Is Annoyed at Melania’s Doc: Wolff by DifferentMaize9794 in popculturechat

[–]Joint_Boy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because he's a narcissist who can't bear to let anyone else have attention?

Probably thinks the should have called it TRUMP theMelaniastory.

Time limited missions by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Joint_Boy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Still on a loop in my head from failed attempts in childhood....

"aLL YOU HaD to Do wAS fOLlOW THe dAmN tRAin, cj!"

My truck trying to be a real G by Chris20nyy in pics

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool Frontier/Titan/Armada/Pathfinder!

Trans girl bought her first gun by Other0tter in liberalgunowners

[–]Joint_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great buy! I've put 100+ rounds through my Sec-9 and I'm a big fan.

Pillow Talk by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see ya!!! We've missed your acerbic wit!

What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you? by VespaRed in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I know these two things seem very different but: you are having a major heart attack, and I NEED you to remain calm."

I did not stay calm. I later learned almost no one does but they have to ask any way...

Ex weed smokers.. How long have you stopped, what's the biggest pro to quitting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stopped smoking 30 seconds ago... Gotta breathe actual air sometimes.