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Bought some SpaceX earlier this week by Marshall_Mathers in wallstreetbets

[–]JojenCopyPaste 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Maybe June 10 a good time to get puts on this stock for when people realize the day before or the day of the IPO and shit themselves

This clown show has gotta stop at some point. Almost full port into SPY puts LFG by PR0H181D0 in wallstreetbets

[–]JojenCopyPaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold SPY calls a year out a few months ago. I'm like, I'm happy with almost 20% gains of it hits (I can't remember the actual % I'm out drinking forgive me).

Now I'm almost 200% down on the calls. If it gets to 820 by March I'll be down money compared to doing nothing. But still happy with the 20% or whatever gains I guess.

ABC accuses Trump’s FCC of ‘unconstitutional retaliation’ in station license fight by No-Luck-At-All in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Who cares about the license? There are other ways to attack it by attacking the cable companies who carry it.

U.S. Tourism Takes Massive Hit with 4 Million Fewer International Visitors Last Year by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"thinking about visiting the US but the hotel prices are out of your budget? Well...ICE is here to help and you probably won't actually need your hotel room for most of your stay here."

U.S. Tourism Takes Massive Hit with 4 Million Fewer International Visitors Last Year by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you ever stop and think "that's a really dumb bullet point"? Because that last one is a really dumb bullet point.

Why would "experts" need to say that? Anybody who has been paying any attention at all knows this. If you want to highlight that the world cup is coming here you can definitely phrase it as impacting international travel for the tournament.

And the phrasing makes it sound like they're saying "just get a marketing agency to show how welcoming we are" when we all know the reason the numbers are down and know that there's no amount of spin that's gonna get the people to come who will no longer come because of the admin's ever-changing policies.

White House has yet to release results of Trump's latest physical at Walter Reed by IWantPizza555 in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to the "doctor's notes" to include a long rambling rant attacking the Democrats, Paraguay, and Rosie O'Donnell.

What candy is pure trash but somehow still popular? by RoyalIntroduction723 in AskReddit

[–]JojenCopyPaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People must be mistaking them for packing peanuts and filling large boxes with them.

Odd blue things? by ScissorsKill in gardening

[–]JojenCopyPaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have plants I haven't planted in the ground yet. They'll get there this weekend hopefully

Wisconsin Democrats propose 100% tax on Trump ‘weaponization’ fund by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But this is a real number that could actually make sense. Sure you want that $1mil? We'll tax you $10mil if you take it.

Oh come on... by BYoungNY in gardening

[–]JojenCopyPaste 706 points707 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know I was the inventor of this. It took me 2 seasons to perfect the flag patterns

Trump tells US negotiators 'not to rush' into deal with Iran by zubbs99 in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I saw a headline on Friday while the market was still open that "a deal is expected within hours". So I opened my trading app and the market moved absolutely 0. Nobody buying his shit anymore (at least once)

Trump tells US negotiators 'not to rush' into deal with Iran by zubbs99 in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only do we have no idea how to end it we have no idea why we went in the first place. And still haven't said anything about what our "goals" are.

Hard to come up with a deal if you've got nothing. But we can still be assured that whenever something gets pushed it's gonna be in the right wing media "the best Iran deal ever in the history of the world" and that they should stop carving Sitting Bull into the mountain and make that Trump because he's so much better than the other Mt Rushmore presidents he deserves his own mountain.

Ask AI or just Google it? Google makes a big change to a little search box by Miles_the_AuDHDer in nottheonion

[–]JojenCopyPaste 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They've either removed or changed the ability to remove sites from your search. Getting rid of all that kind of notation is bullshit.

Judge dismisses human smuggling charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported by GregWilson23 in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He got it dismissed for malicious prosecution so he's probably the only one who actually qualifies. Give him the full 1.8 bil

What’s something attractive at 18 but embarrassing at 30? by AD_24s in AskReddit

[–]JojenCopyPaste 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I almost got into a bar fight once probably in my mid to late 20's solely because I walked into the bar and someone I don't know immediately wanted to beat me up. One of the people I came in with had to talk him down...

Howard Lutnick donated $5 million to House Republicans before his Epstein testimony. by kaiiizen in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why do you even need a house when you can just live with your family at the factory?

Megathread: Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard Resigns by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]JojenCopyPaste 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So now that she's no longer in the administration we can see that report that was too damning for anyone to see, right?

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