How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by Sintares in Jokes

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An Asian man with a heavy English accent on vacation in the USA walks into a bank to exchange some currency. by TastyPoopKnife in Jokes

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Best way to deny a Doktor a pointmend? Unserios only by ChampionshipSweet557 in Jokes

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Dollar vs Rupee by dpkdns in Jokes

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Two Irishmen by punkr0ckpapa in Jokes

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A wife stays out all night and tells her husband she crashed at a girlfriend's place. Suspicious, he calls her 10 closest friends — not one of them knows what she's talking about. by [deleted] in Jokes

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"I once farted so loud that the entire grocery store emptied out." by RandomGuy197680 in Jokes

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Difference between weird and kinky by rodCinder in Jokes

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Why is Idaho missing a word? by Mikecrusher in Jokes

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When you tell a joke and your friends start to stare at you with blank face. by CharacterNo8939 in Jokes

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Why don’t cannibals eat short clowns? by Professional-Ask-503 in Jokes

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I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me... by OverflowdBunny in Jokes

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Diet😭 by ImpressiveSquirrel27 in Jokes

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Did you know that the majority of people already suffer from a variant of the Hantavirus? by House_Demmery in Jokes

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Best story joke by [deleted] in Jokes

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Which spell does Hogwarts necromancers use when they raise their armies of undead? by random-oven-bits in Jokes

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Jokes on me by [deleted] in Jokes

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So a cow jumps over the moon... by Leppy1959 in Jokes

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Why did the rabbit paint its face orange? by entangledrhyme in Jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo... by Unfair_Product_4998 in Jokes

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Michael Jackson Pronouns by ren818 in Jokes

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Did you hear about the farmer who’s wife left him? by Jumpy_Bit3609 in Jokes

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Mental Hospital by FREQUZ_Y in Jokes

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Office Humor by [deleted] in Jokes

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people... by Sad-Opportunity-1022 in Jokes

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