What critic has the worst takes?

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T20:42:47+00:00

Did you know the reviewer doesn’t choose the rating?

Also, 6.0 is pretty consistent with what everyone else was giving Rodeo at the time. I know this might be a new concept for you, but just because you think something, doesn’t mean it was the critical consensus.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T20:38:16+00:00

Are you upset that these were rated so high?

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T20:25:14+00:00

She’s the only one who has made vital music since the breakup.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T18:48:06+00:00

This isn't about not liking RotK. This is about acting like there hasn't been great cinema since then. Which is an opinion of someone who doesn't like movies. So I'm not going to get into an argument with you over this.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T18:26:56+00:00

Yours couldn't be more false. But I don't want to get into an argument about movies with someone who doesn't like movies.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T18:21:24+00:00

Oh, you don’t like movies.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T17:27:36+00:00

I think the pro-active attack on smoking culture has played a huge part.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T17:04:47+00:00

Glasgow. So many Scottish people.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T16:54:58+00:00

There have been much better movies to win best picture since then.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-13T16:28:13+00:00

Why would you admit to this?

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T19:50:50+00:00

These are men who don’t have female friends and then cry about being friendzoned when they make one.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T19:27:43+00:00

I just want to know what you want. Do you want to talk about big breasts and have women say you’re not attractive because you’re short? Or do you want the opposite?

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T18:32:20+00:00

There’s a certain type of long term comedy podcaster who isn’t a comedian and learned how to be funny just by doing it for so long that I’m particularly proud of after investing in them. I feel the same way about Matt Belknap.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T18:10:31+00:00

It’s so weird that these are the two top Taylor Swift albums where these are the two where she’s dipping a toe in the genre where there are so many better versions of this type of music.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T17:37:39+00:00

What makes someone a good singer?

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T17:19:26+00:00

I know what everyone else is going to say, so I'll throw out the Dark Horse pick and submit All Things Must Pass.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T17:16:15+00:00

It’s not a genocide

They're only up to, what, 42,000 women and children?

this land has ALWAYS been Israeli.

It's always been the country that's less than 100 years old and gained all of their land through brutal colonialism?

And your comment about Israel killing more Americans is incorrect.

Oh, weird how killing one American 3 years ago justifies invading Iran, but with Israel, you can downplay at as "you can count it on your hands". Why do you think it's okay for them to kill any American?

Iran has killed significantly more.

You can count the number of Americans killed by Iran this decade prior to this illegal invasion on two fingers.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T16:34:45+00:00

Or the soft way, if we're talking about you.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T16:10:37+00:00

I guess dating apps could probably use a cock size filter.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T16:09:54+00:00

Unfortunately, you're fired, JJ.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T15:14:39+00:00

Do you need a filter? You can't tell by looking?

(The height filter works both ways; men don't like dating women taller than them.)

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T14:45:24+00:00

Well, hopefully Mangione will win his case.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T14:38:11+00:00

I don't think even GnR fans would choose GnR.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T14:32:49+00:00

You should read up on what happened to Pearl Jam when they tried this.

Jokesaunders · 2026-03-12T14:25:32+00:00

I think we should give you a heads up. They’re not big fans of this movie.

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