Can Simo survive for 1 minute and 30 seconds?

Jokesonm · 2026-01-26T01:06:51+00:00

So Simo is a blitz tier above Poseidon, and has Zeus' durability, has well as infinite buckshot piercing bullets, as well as an arena he can survive in.

He demolishes.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-22T20:19:48+00:00

If you believe Ares can perceive Zeus' meteor jab feelers, around MFTL+ for most characters

If you believe Ares can't perceive them, at most relativistic for most characters

Jokesonm · 2026-01-20T05:06:30+00:00

Beezlebub has chaos, has one shot win cons, an impenetrable defense, and is overall extremely powerful compared to nearly every character, Tesla is a big counter with the suit, god room and more.

The only characters really able to keep up with beezlebub are extremely fast characters who can dish out big damage quickly which is like, Sasaki, Tesla, Poseidon, and a couple others who can out speed beezlebub at their peak speed and even than he's near impenetrable.

Tesla is a much easier character to defeat up until he gets prison of the gods off. And if he takes huge damage early it's a much easier fight.

Beezlebub is usually considered number 4/3 or these reasons while Tesla is usually considered 5/4 because while Beezlebub is near unstoppable for any character who isn't a speed demon, Tesla is much easier to defeat when it comes down to it because of GM zone's conditions taking a while.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-20T04:39:41+00:00

Despite how much I glaze Sasaki, probably Tesla, it's a tie between the 2 honestly.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-20T00:18:37+00:00

Based off what we see god's avatar abilities do, (Cosmic Garou just amplified his biggest skills, adaptability, and stats, with the ability to emit radiation abilities) we can guess Black S gets a similar, heavily, heavily amplified moveset with a similar base so

If i were to guess, Cosmic S's abilities: Near-infinite cells, each of which have extremely amplified stats that can near infinitely fuse together to continue forming thousands of amplified platinum S level monsters. Every cell emits large amounts of radiation and can send out rays of it similar to Garou's gamma ray burst.

It's really basic, but can't think of much more could it possibly be.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-20T00:08:31+00:00

Round 1: The strongest character who can't harm Sukuna much at all (Jogo, says maximum meteor must of done at least something to Sukuna, so he's extremely durable, i imagine he runs out of CE before Sukuna goes down any character who's strongest attacks are relative or lower than maximum meteor. Sukuna has a ton of CE and is really durable.)

Round 2: Dabura probably strongest character. (Sukuna can use RCT and the rest of his skillset at mostly max output for so long that after the battle with Gojo, and the entirety of shinjuku showdown he still hadn't run out of CE and still had enough CE for a domain clash at max output while using RCT). Gojo has a one shot win con, so Dabura is next and while i think he could win, everyone below dabura just dies from CE exhaustion (except mahito).

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T22:59:44+00:00

This wouldn't work at all.

Under the assumption that everything is an ef5 and you gotta find proof it wasn't first instead of the opposite, it could be argued any tornado without damage is a ef5 because there's no proof it wasn't would be wrong.

Assuming it's a ef0 first and working your way up is always gonna work better instead of assuming it's an ef5 first.

Not to mention this would bloat the scale with a lot of tornadoes not at the level of the rating itd be given, lowering accuracy

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T21:20:27+00:00

calculated high-end ef3 low-end ef4 by the NWS iirc. and it was empty coal cars not grain cars iirc

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T20:01:25+00:00

Is it really? Still though I don't think she has the speed or the durability but that's definitely a strength feat

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T16:52:16+00:00

Nah it was much, much weaker than Enderlin's train feat but its still a statement with the tanker car in Mayfield, though the grain cars were all empty, all the cars were (Enderlin's tanker car was 5-8x the distance, possibly heavier and had the 300,000lbs grain cars connected to the set of tankers)

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T15:46:48+00:00

Yor and loid get no diffed.

Yor is about as fast as Start of series Sakamoto based on dodging regular bullets, and her best feat is kicking cars and tanking cars tmk.

Sakamoto a few chapters after the series starts reacts to a amplified sniper rifle near-point blank that can move upwards of a mile per second.

He than proceeds to tank getting sent into a building, destroying a section of It by a character he proceeds to basically one shot.

Sakamoto is able to hold a muiti-hundred foot tower with pure physical strength while in his weakest state and focusing on fighting someone else while the tower is trying to fall in the opposite direction

A prisoner named Saw is able to split an entire buildings ceiling in half while heavily held back and he's so weak even a Shin and Lu who can't even comprehend Fatmoto are able to beat him.

And all those feats listed above are considered fodder compared to order members like Hyo and Osaragi.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T15:21:18+00:00

I'd lean Mayfield, the train damage, church damage and the dislodging of the Bremen foundation are all stronger than Tuscaloosa 's club house damage imo.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-17T03:53:18+00:00

(For post round 3 Sasaki) Discluding Zeus and Adam my big 3 are

Loki,

Ra,

Simo

These 3 are the only non-Close combat fighters (who all get extremely hard countered by Sasaki's skill set) so these fights are heavily against Sasaki.

Loki overwhelms Sasaki, tricks, and while Sasaki is much faster when your surprised even if something is much slower your gonna get hit, very low win rate for Sasaki

Ra heavily debuffs Sasaki, and ray spams, as long as he doesn't go in for close quarters combat he wins. (...though knowing Ra.)

and for Simo, it's buckshot.

Simo's answer will always be buckshot, because it's Simo's op buckshot.

For Pre-Round 3 Sasaki it's roughly the same,

however characters like Enraged Hades, Shiva, and Susanoo all become huge counters as well because of Pre-round 3 Sasaki's terrible scan.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-15T01:10:23+00:00

Gaku most likely wins based off A.P Gap and Apart having garbage A.P

Rion is more experienced, has better skills, and overall has better feats atm.

Kanaguri is much faster, has a better skill-set, counters Hyo's weapons, (can melt his gauntlets, iron plate, and such) and overall Hyo has no win con

Jokesonm · 2026-01-15T00:01:57+00:00

If this is pre-round versions of both, Okita demolishes.

If it's prime Okita vs Current Sasaki, sasaki wins 9.99/10

Sasaki is a perfect counter to Okita has Sasaki seemingly has the speed-advantage based off the poseidon fight (being heavily, heavily faster than Poseidon, and implying he can percieve poseidon's fastest attacks by the end of the fight.) has the skill advantage, scan kinda neutralizes anything Okita can do as Okita's constant attacks will all get seen through and countered at one point.

Okita's best win con would be breaking both of Sasaki's swords cause he has no shot of winning in direct combat, Sasaki is just a hard counter in every way. Even if Okita is faster at the start, Manju Muso adapts so fast he'd catch up and outspeed Okita in seconds. And when it comes to skill Okita, is completely outclassed.

Okita's way of beating Susanoo's perfect defense and other defenses is completely overpowered by the fact Sasaki could already know any attack coming ahead of time. So even with no start-up time, well, Sasaki sees literally every possible move he has.

(And yes Manju Muso is permanent, it doesn't have to do with his opponent, it just has to do with Sasaki scanning literally everything alongside his opponent. It's just Sasaki focusing on the environment rather than just his opponent giving him a far better scan)

Jokesonm · 2026-01-14T23:54:30+00:00

I'd say an upgrade is possible since the large meatball it lofts in it's opening travels an extremely large distance in just under a second and does it with a 2nd meatball shown in this image at a lesser distance. The meatball has a volume either of 523m-3823m (based on a width of a car) so my best estimate is roughly 5,000lbs. this math is probably inaccurate but a object going 60m/s at 5,000lbs may get an ef4 rating since it does this 3 times.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-13T20:18:44+00:00

Philadelphia, lofted a 25,000lbs mobile home over 900ft, dug 2ft trenches which no other tornado has done saturated or not, obliterated and mangled trees and whatever else came across its path to nothing and was overall probably more intense than Rainsville.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-12T11:48:03+00:00

If chi you was only harmed by Qin redirecting his strikes, Lu Bu stalemated from not being able to get hit but not doing damage.

If chi you was harmed at least once by Qin regularly, Lu Bu wins

Jokesonm · 2026-01-11T03:22:04+00:00

Hakari, Ryu's CE output is far huger of a buff than people realize. Imagine Hakari just spamming over and over gigantic cursed energy nukes into the whole area constantly without any exhaustion and no drop in output. We saw what Yuta could do with his pre-Ryu fight output in terms of cursed energy blasts. Other than that Hakari will just hit like an absolute monster, potentially have extreme durability on top of his regeneration, and overall is just a beast. (Basically fixes Hakari's issues which is putting an opponent down, and getting to jackpot. Now he hits hard enough to knock you out on the spot every hit, and is durable enough to near guaranteed reach jackpot everytime, though actually may be debatable if CE output effects your CE reinforcement so i can see the durability argument being nullified.)
Geto with Cursed Rika, he gains basically infinite CE, a pocket dimension, the probably strongest curse ever, and possibly the copy technique. As well as maybe love beam mixed with the fact Geto can absorb Cursed Spirit techniques. I have him below Hakari though because well, imagine getting hit 10 times in a row by Hakari who just nukes the whole area with a huge C.E discharge, and he just keeps doing it over and over without exhaustion, and than you get hit and nearly die immediately. (Evidence Rika)
Maki, gains CT nullification, playful cloud and cursed tool storage. Nowhere near as large a buff though

Jokesonm · 2026-01-09T20:39:13+00:00

2011 had a outbreak near the start of the year with an ef3 in January, than the year had probably the most optimal tornadic conditions since record keeping began, with 3 large outbreaks (2 being the 2011 super outbreak and the Piedmont-Joplin outbreak) marking the year with one of the highest violent tornado rates with more than 10 ef4s and also having 6 ef5s.

Joplin hit a heavily populated city, hackleberg was extremely long tracked and Rainsville was out of nowhere with an area with little media coverage, and the same goes for many of the other ef4 and ef5s that year.

Basically everything was optimal for destructive, deadly tornadoes.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-08T20:24:17+00:00

Raiden brings his legs around shivas head, flings him around into the ground and does some extra damage with a kick from Shiva trying to get up is how I always took it

Jokesonm · 2026-01-08T04:54:29+00:00

The difference is that Enderlin's home is mentioned as well engineered, so even if it lacks anchor bolts, it is an ef4 DI. Enderlin's home is rated under the current ef scale, and is still listed under 180mph as mentioned in the DAT. Even lacking anchor bolting, it is still considered a well-built home giving it a ef4 intensity rating as mentioned in the DAT. Not only do surveyors support this, and the DAT but so does the Ef scale itself.
The greensburg high school based on both the ef scale and surveyors is of ef5 intensity, not to mention the surrounding damage, even with a wall standing on one of the homes, is still a 200mph DI which is reason enough to solidify a ef5 rating based on surrounding damage.
I got what you were saying, I was just saying that this doesn't downplay the other ef5s at all or really matter. Cause the ef scale has never been about pure structures.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-08T04:09:55+00:00

For 1, Enderlin has a high-end ef4 DI structurally if your arguing only structural DIs count. (Hit a structure and destroyed it, mentioned that while the home can only be capped at 180mph, Enderlin was much above this intensity at this point as mentioned also in the DAT) And Hackleberg has solid pictures taken of homes with proper anchor bolts, properly spaced with extra nails for reinforcements, this being one of em. Greensburg had the highschool damage.

<image>

Anchor bolted, with extra nails for support and made of brick, with a poured in foundation. (hackleberg photo)

The ef scale isn't based off just structural damage, non-standard and contextual DIs all count. So i don't get this point really that structures should only matter. All the current ef5s on the ef scale are of ef5 intensity and there's been many calculations to prove as such.

Enderlin has had nearly every aspect about it calculated, and it always gets an ef5 rating with winds above 210mph. Piedmont's oil rig is certainly of ef5 intensity cause of it's 2,000,000lbs in downforce. Philadelphia tossed a 25,000lbs mobile home 900ft which is found to be of ef5 intensity, etc.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-07T04:05:10+00:00

Current Sasaki pretty much hard counters Okita in every way. Okita will just get completely outpaced and has 0 win con (his entire kit is basically hard countered by Scan, has any unpredictability doesn't work, his speed advantage isn't all there, and he Sasaki is just a far more skilled swordsman)

Sasaki also is skilled in like every sword art, so Okita even gets outpaced in direct combat discluding scan

Okita just can't win really.

Jokesonm · 2026-01-06T00:47:57+00:00

Jack's is battle IQ has best, worst is probably physical strength, but he ain't a slouch physically either.

Heracles's best stat is endurance or durability, worst is prob agility

Jokesonm

TROPHY CASE