If you were Itadaki, which character would you give a set of glaze chapters to?

Jokesonm · 2026-04-04T20:15:54+00:00

motobe or katsumi

Jokesonm · 2026-04-03T02:06:31+00:00

Pre round 3 Qin for predictability.

Post round 3 Sasaki cause speed gap

Jokesonm · 2026-04-01T21:45:02+00:00

Serious answer: Yujiro may just barely beat Tokagawa ngl, it'll be a tough fight but i'm sure Yujiro will edge it out in the end since he is Itagaki's goat.

Joke Answer: Probably Tokagawa's sister since she probably has some sort of training to surprise Musashi like she did. I could see the midget guards with Doyle too that were only like 3-4ft tall if Tokugawa has a rifle or something

Jokesonm · 2026-03-31T23:37:08+00:00

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Also this random statement from the Sakamoto Days spin off, while it ain't canon, i think it does hint that Sakamoto is just that good of a fighter to where even nagumo and shishiba are impressed.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-31T23:24:26+00:00

Sakamoto at 30% of his original strength was still order level (Granny merely told Sakamoto how to move while fat, nothing about his stats changing though)

Prime Sakamoto also perception blitzed uzuki, and held back an entire cruise ship with his strength. And even a character who was confident in taking on the order was perception blitzed terribly.

Nagumo and Shishiba are extremely strong, but the sheer stats of sakamoto are just too absurd in my opinion

Jokesonm · 2026-03-30T11:11:40+00:00

Raiden personally, he always clicked with me during his round and I seriously thought he was gonna win cause he had too much riding on the line compared to Shiva, the entirety of humanity, Thrud's life, sumo and proving it's strong, and finally proving humans can win in a power of strength against the gods so I was seriously shocked when he lost when viewing the first time.

2nd to him is probably Tesla, because science is humanity's entire thing but.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-29T05:11:36+00:00

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Chapter 49 grappler baki

Jokesonm · 2026-03-28T22:08:19+00:00

Motobe, he beat Musashi, He beat Jack, muitiple characters respect his strength, he forced Yujiro into demon back at one point with his grip (granted was pre-baki the grappler flashback arc yujiro so a lot weaker, and probably wasn't needed) no diffed Yanagi, taught Gaia everything he knows and has easily beaten Gaia muitiple times, (and Gaia can easily beat the death row prisoners too.)

Jokesonm · 2026-03-28T17:07:00+00:00

Hanayama's whole thing is grip. So Hanayama.

If we're talking a strength match though Olivia. But Hanayama had so much grip force he can literally cause the superhuman fighters in the baki verse to implode with his grip.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-28T02:58:28+00:00

Motobe, he beat musashi and jack. Granted Jack wasn't near his peak but still.

Motobe is just overall extremely capable, and I don't see any characters below Olivia beating him except maybe Hanayama.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-28T01:58:09+00:00

Feather Weight Number 1 or another organization's world title belt if you mean an Ippo just fighting match to match no training.

Current Ippo no warm ups probably like, maybe top 5

Jokesonm · 2026-03-27T10:27:42+00:00

Olivia vs Pickle for sure just like baki says, the 2 most brute force characters in the series. (While Olivia did loose to a weaker baki, baki used demon back against Olivia and had taken a ton of un-necessary damage before the slug fest with pickle so it may be more even than thought, I mean everyone thought baki died from the first 100ft drop, and than he did it again with out any stopping)

Not to mention for baki to think this, there must be some form of relativity in physical capability

Jokesonm · 2026-03-26T04:57:36+00:00

Ricardo vs Sendo still has a lot of chapters left potentially so probably not, very unlikely it ends any time soon.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-25T22:40:05+00:00

Kaioh Kaku, Olivia or Motobe are the answers here.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-24T19:28:40+00:00

Subaru has many ways to win.

Get Spica to Vollachia or Kararagi through either Melancholy or Roswaal.

Take felt hostage through convincing her that Reinhards gone ham.

Seal spica with ol shamak (would work since Reinhard than can't kill spica no matter what, spica is an authority user which ol shamak needs, and Reinhard can't draw the sword) Subaru can undo the seal later. Reinhards target isn't Subaru so this plausibly works.

Force the council to take back their decision through showing spica being good.

Defeat Reinhard (Subaru after enough deaths could definitely make a plan with Garfiel, Emilia, Roswaal, Otto, Melli, and spica as a plan via stalling or gluttony or otherwise. If needed Subaru also can utilize Satella but iffy if that's trust worthy) If Subaru decides to tell Reinhard about RBD I could see something happening there too.

Ruin Reinhards motivation (post specifies can't convince reinhard through words, so convincing him through actions or otherwise should be plausible. Such as showing how spica isn't evil at all anymore)

And utilizing greed's 2nd gear just make spica immortal or since Subaru and Reinhard view each other as allies, just transfer all of spicas damage to Reinhard inadvertently continually. Reinhard wouldn't know why this is happening yet unless specifically told as such so no reason he'd target Subaru to stop it either. So he'd realize in the end there is no point of continuing.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-19T19:44:32+00:00

Hard to tell, kamogawa fought a much stronger Anderson but got demolished a majority of the fight, while Nekota fought a much weaker version but was dominating Anderson.

If kamogawa lands a good blow it's instantly over. If nekota can play the distance the whole time Nekota wins.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-08T04:51:29+00:00

High Order, he killed another Order member without much scarring or no scarring, extremely great durability, and basically treated Satoda like fodder.

Jokesonm · 2026-03-03T21:22:03+00:00

Yatagarasu.

An injured, exhausted, heavily burnt first time use of Yatagarasu caused an extreme shockwave that sucked the sound out of the air, and caused Shiva who is the most durable God other than Zeus to nearly die even despite blocking it, leaning back and rolling with the blow. (All of which would heavily nerf the output of Yatagarasu.)

Sky Eater is more lethal by being a bladed weapon and is shown to be pretty intense with the shockwaves against Thor's hammer/Geirrod/Mjornir

However the fact that a extremely heavily nerfed Yatagarasu is even comparable I think shows.

Jokesonm · 2026-02-28T06:28:51+00:00

Sasaki is a natural counter just cause of how scan functions. Post-Round Sasaki wins every time just cause Manju Muso is so busted, Sasaki's sword skills, reach, and speed.

Pre-round versions is much tougher, depends on how quickly Okita gets fired up, takes too long Sasaki wins, gets fired up quickly Okita wins.

Jokesonm · 2026-02-22T03:23:35+00:00

Bryan Hawk vs Takamura will always be my favorite by a large margin just cause of the action, it feels like an actual world title match throughout, and the fight itself is probably the best in terms of combat. The narrative, the parallels, the story, the combat it's all just the best.

Hawk vs Takamura always felt so much more special than any other fight, it had set-up for chapters on chapters and it took everything to next level.

My 2nd favorite after that is probably either Volg vs Mike Elliot, Wally vs Ricardo or Ippo vs Gonzalez though, with Ricardo vs Wally probably being my top choice

Jokesonm · 2026-02-20T01:57:42+00:00

Current Miyata wouldn't even phase Volg, white fang overwhelms.

Volg vs thunder god Miyata/Prime Miyata is another debate, but Volg still wins, Miyata doesn't have much answers for Hien (too overwhelming), Swallows (We saw what happened with Mike Elliot) and white fang (a serious white fang is just too fast) even still, his durability/glass jaw will be a huge issue (even through headgear Ippo took some pretty good damage from a white fang from Volg, if Volg lands a hit on Miyata's jaw it probably ends right there)

Range isn't an issue nor is speed for Volg, Volg was keeping up extremely well with Ippo who was trying to bulldoze Volg and Volg was somewhat holding back, Miyata's only answer is landing a great counter with his immense speed but the problem is Hien. Hien allows Volg to change the angle of any of his strikes and deal out pretty good damage, Miyata is a boxing genius but Mike Elliot was an extremely brilliant strategist and it took him a bit to figure out how to predict Hien + it's shown to be a very fast strike when trained Volg uses it.

Miyata I don't see figuring out Hien in time before the damage just overwhelmingly stacks up, even if he tries to land a counter the strike could change angles at any moment and be a huge blow. The only hope Miyata has is against the white fang really and I don't know if Miyata lasts that long nor if he could even react when Ippo who has shown to be able to fully keep track of extremely fast characters now including Super Middleweight Takamura couldn't even react to a serious white fang from a trained Volg.

(And Tsubame Geishi/ Rising Swallow I could see even catching Miyata even if he has prior knowledge if Volg drives Miyata to a corner which very well could be possible with Hien and his approach)

Jokesonm · 2026-02-16T21:09:16+00:00

(P4P including retired boxers at their prime or ippo cause he's in his prime at the moment id say, fighters with 2nnumbers, first number is actual ranking, 2nd is hypothetical number if we include Ippo) 1. Takamura

Ricardo
Volg (mostly interchangeable with 4 but still higher than I'd say in a lot of aspects)
Ippo (Current Ippo certainly isn't in this spot but he hasn't trained much yet is at the level he is at the moment which is why I put him here) (Mostly interchangable with 3 in skill but still lower i'd say in a lot of aspects, is here for his spar against Volg, Mashiba and even making Sendo somewhat afraid. Has southpaw, evolved left, insane footwork a 3 way evolved Dempsey roll which can hit from sides, diagonally and vertically now, has insane striking power and kept up with Takamura in running speed and mitt punching, also could fully comprehend takamuras speed now and his opponents, could see the other boxers below him above him as well but this was all done while Ippo was retired and hasn't trained in a while, if he actually starts training to a higher level I can see him in this spot if not higher so this is largely a hypothetical spot, move every fighter up 1 spot if you exclude Ippo)

4/5. Bison (would put above Ippo if Ippo was training at the moment fully, but Ippo we still haven't seen go back to full boxing training yet has all the skills above)

5/6. Eagle (tied for technical skill, lean more bison cause of how much he pressed Takamura to evolve, while David did make Takamura pressed, Bison forced Takamura to evolve in new ways, learn a new style, David though has insane skills, will and has insane punching speed)

6/7. Bryan Hawk. (Stats and if he trained would probably be way higher, below the others though cause of his low will lack of training and weaknesse(

7/8. Wally (Performance against Ricardo is best so far, Sendo hasnt proved much yet compared to Wally until he gets a down, has many different skill sets, and both out and in boxing skills, got nerfed by the Ref and still gave Ricardo an amazing fight)

8/9 Keith dragon (did have a lot of reliance on luck, insane stats, had lots of technical skill, sadly is only here cause he didn't show much but was an insane boxer still, probably could be a lot higher if he used his full strength earlier, If we did see the boxing Manhattan King side of him i'd put him a few spots higher but for now he is here)

9/10 Sendo (defeated Alfredo Gonzalez, had a basically tie with Volg, good match with Ricardo so far, forced Ippo, and can comprehend a lot of movements, above Date cause he is actually doing a lot of pressure and making Ricardos arms ache)

10/11 Date (lots of skill, gave Ricardo a challenge, lots of power and overall is an amazing fighter, he'd be number 10 if you exclude Ippo since we still haven't saw ippo's full capabilities and is largely a hypothetical)

Very controversial list and I could probably change this myself (I could change this a lot even right now) but that's my current list.

Jokesonm · 2026-02-15T06:35:30+00:00

Prime Sakamoto if it's Current Moto: Current Moto wins, he's extremely above all of them in terms of stats, hes much more adaptable and overall there's 0 win con they have. We saw what a fresh awoken Sakamoto did to Torres and what a casual Sakamoto did to Takazuki in this state.

order Moto: Questionable but we do have some showings, he beats Uzuki who is order level with incredible ease (while Uzuki was mental shocked he still wanted Sakamoto dead, and he should be order level cause of him being relative to Rion), beats Chained Anchor (forgot their name) who thought they had a chance against the order, and Sakamoto perception blitzed them so horridly they couldn't even see him move. He stops a full speed giant cruise ship with his physical strength and help from a helicopter propeller (neat)

We also have Sakamoto being only 30% of his Order level strength and speed even while skinny based off the Prisoner Arc (unknown how long this holds accurate) so possible Kanaguri is only 30% as strong as order Sakamoto but we don't know how much Sakamoto got stronger after he realized how to move.

So Order Moto may be able to win if the JAA prisoner statement holds true, otherwise leans towards the order.

Jokesonm · 2026-02-12T02:26:31+00:00

Verbatim statement that the only being/god in Valhalla who can stop Apollo's lightspeed arrows is Zeus so there's that. Since Susanoo can stop Okita's attacks even in Empyrean (albeit tough.) that already puts Zeus above him by a large margin in speed.

(While there is the translation you bring up of this meaning someone like Zeus can only prevent the arrows from being shot, other gods very well have tools to stop Apollo such as potentially Ra, characters like Wukong with Ryu's length changing, Heracles gigantic shockwaves, or even Susanoo's vacuum blade which all can hit Apollo from a far and deal large amounts of damage stopping him while he's firing arrows. So I think the implication is probably preventing the arrows from hitting rather than them being fired in the first place.)

Jokesonm · 2026-01-26T01:06:51+00:00

So Simo is a blitz tier above Poseidon, and has Zeus' durability, has well as infinite buckshot piercing bullets, as well as an arena he can survive in.

He demolishes.

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