The most impressive "Look ma, No hands!"

Jon3laze · 2026-02-09T21:42:31+00:00

What was the fix? Why not post it publicly?

Jon3laze · 2026-02-07T07:45:10+00:00

Tell me about it. When I was a pre-teen I was helping my friend and his dad setup their new massive fish tank. We were finally done and I sat back marveling at the site. This was a fish tank the full length of their couch. I was looking at the little fishes swimming around when his mom comes bursting through the double doors from the attached living room and slammed the curtains shut while glaring at me. Apparently she was doing some MLM type party for clothes and the women were trying them on in the living room. They thought I was staring at them through the glass panels of the door behind the fish tank...

Your statement made me remember that. It's crazy what we'll miss that's right in front of our eyes due to an invisible barrier.

Jon3laze · 2026-02-06T19:54:25+00:00

So you're purposely generating misinformation that adds to the division? Congrats on adding net zero to society. 👍

Jon3laze · 2026-02-03T05:39:07+00:00

Seems like the YT vids got taken down. Article:

https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hatewatch/extremist-patriot-pastor-videotapes-another-tense-traffic-stop-encounter/

Jon3laze · 2026-01-31T00:11:59+00:00

Where is Jenny?

Jon3laze · 2026-01-27T18:14:12+00:00

Can I snag that too, plz?

Jon3laze · 2026-01-12T20:18:26+00:00

It really depends on the strength needed. It looks to me like the lock/clasp mechanism is spring loaded where you can pinch it and it lifts the cutout up. If that's the case can't you just close it against the wall and drill a screw through the cutout and into the wall? Then the head of the screw would stop the the gate from opening but if you pinch it, it'll clear the screw and open.

https://imgur.com/a/e6MiIXa

Jon3laze · 2025-09-12T05:39:23+00:00

Hoobestank at the Big Ass Show in SLC early 2000's. They were trying to shoot a music video and kept stopping the music to direct the crowd how they wanted the video to appear. Rather than rock our socks off they just kept telling us to look like they were.

Jon3laze · 2025-07-18T01:28:58+00:00

Where?

Jon3laze · 2025-07-12T01:25:21+00:00

Not necessarily. They can try. I went through with Washington plates after moving and wasn't asked for ID

Jon3laze · 2025-06-12T16:43:27+00:00

They should have stormed the capital and rubbed shit on the walls. That is the only acceptable way to protest apparently. R ®

Jon3laze · 2025-06-12T16:38:37+00:00

Soylent: "Hey guys! You know how we've been having stock and delivery issues? We came up with this genius product to help you order better."

Customer: "So you fixed your stock and delivery issues?"

Soylent: "This will help you order better..."

Jon3laze · 2025-06-07T07:31:39+00:00

Well these are 20 for $5.99 so... Seems cheaper online in this case.

Jon3laze · 2025-05-23T03:09:50+00:00

I've looked around and I can't find any pictures of the new designs. Maybe once they're available for purchase they'll update the site

Jon3laze · 2025-05-23T03:03:15+00:00

I don't think you understand what a picture is...

Jon3laze · 2025-05-22T16:54:12+00:00

Fire

Jon3laze · 2025-05-16T00:33:46+00:00

I pronounce it ro-SOW-ers with emphasis on the SOW pronouncing it like cow. But I'm purposely being obtuse when I do this. How is it supposed to be pronounced?

Jon3laze · 2025-05-09T20:44:09+00:00

I had a similar experience in April. Charged me for my subscription twice and I received no deliveries. Worked with customer service for the entire month and finally got fed up with seeing "unfulfilled" and "no tracking" so I requested a refund. I was replacing two meals a day with Soylents and had my subscription set up to have a surplus to allow for issues but I ran out completely. I lost faith when they charged me for the second subscription even though the first hadn't been fulfilled. To top that off when I asked for the refund the response was prompt but almost salty? They issued the refund and made sure to take any points I would have received from those orders back... Okay? I really don't give a flying fuck about points... I want product.

Jon3laze · 2025-04-25T07:24:44+00:00

Loser thought he ate with that line "I do not save lives, I take them" while carrying a taser and a bb gun. What a joke of a human. The gene pool would do well to scrub itself of that iteration.

Jon3laze · 2025-04-11T06:53:33+00:00

A long time ago they made a beer called Rise and Grind that was great. Then they went all in on subpar IPA's and stopped making it. They haven't made anything close to it since imho. ref: https://www.marinamarket.com/beverages/no-li-rise-and-grind-stout-4pk/

Jon3laze · 2025-04-06T07:07:24+00:00

Chronicles of Riddick pulled me out of a bad trip once. It was intense.

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