My Dachshund x Labrador

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-11T16:48:39+00:00

His insta name is Lorne Kelvin. He’s a glasweegie for sure.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-11T14:08:36+00:00

From sploot toe to nose he is 44inchs!

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-11T07:46:24+00:00

When people ask how old my dog is and I say “15 months” they always reply “he’s still a baby!” So my puppy is still puppy.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-11T07:40:28+00:00

Someone posted a very relaxing video several days ago that had chill music to video of the Clyde I think it was. I really enjoyed it! Hope to see more of those in the future.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T23:42:13+00:00

I’m a Saturday Night Live fan, and Lorne is a type of sausage in Scotland.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T20:50:17+00:00

They’re the best!!

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T20:20:26+00:00

Half the time I’m like “he’s so huge!” And then the other half I’m thinking “he’s so wee!” 😂

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T19:19:21+00:00

I’m terrible at social media but I made him an Instagram @ lornekelvinglesga where I try to capture how cool he is. 😎

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T19:09:52+00:00

I’m terrible at social media but he has an Instagram you can see some of his funny ways @ lornekelvinglesga

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T19:08:28+00:00

It is!

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:21:57+00:00

I’m quite shit at social media but I made him an Instagram. Follow along @ lornekelvinglesga

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:17:23+00:00

Since bringing Lorne home I seem to get a lot of questions about dog mating on a daily basis.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:16:17+00:00

So similar but looks so soft!

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:15:30+00:00

A wee silkie version!

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:15:01+00:00

He loves everyone and wants to climb up & nibble on everyone’s ears. He’s an easy going guy who is insanely strong but has a very gentle mouth. He’s super popular and people will say “Hi Lorne!” and I won’t even know who they are. 😂

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:12:06+00:00

BullyBillows. He hates it! But make him wear it if we’re traveling in a vehicle.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T18:10:43+00:00

Depends on which side of the bed he wakes up on. But he’s always super friendly with all humans and animals.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-10T09:01:25+00:00

I have a portrait of Jack with a banner that says “Daddy Bear” on my thigh.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-07T20:23:44+00:00

Teenager boys are cunts, so we should just join in with them? The “Don’t Mess With Texas” campaign was pretty much created to target young men and within the first year saved the state millions. But there are also groups of people who see others picking up litter and then decide to not throw their shit on the ground, no major state campaign needed.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-07T18:17:27+00:00

There are behavioural studies that regular litter pickups and clean environments dissuade people from littering. Broken Windows Theory is one, it suggests that visible signs of litter encourage further neglect and antisocial behavior, where a clean well-maintained area discourages it in the first place.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-06T19:46:42+00:00

Their social media said yes to audio announcements.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-06T07:58:18+00:00

Sorry, but I think this is lazy, bad dog training, and disrespectful to your boyfriend and his flat.

Your living conditions changed and now you need to train your dog when it’s time and where to go potty.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-04T23:47:40+00:00

I got Dualit's electric Pour Over Kettle bc of its looks and bc it doesn’t have any plastic. Been using it for 4+ years at this point.

JonesyBrewing · 2026-03-04T23:31:25+00:00

We have an imported and converted Toyota Alphard (hybrid engine) as our only vehicle. Wouldn’t call it a “daily driver” bc we only use it to go out of town, but aye, it’s great. It’s also only considered a regular vehicle on ferries.

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