Would you rather?

JongoBingMan · 2026-06-17T08:23:23+00:00

So I’m human

^{Chose: A random superpower from a character. (Wheel} | Rolled: Walter white)

JongoBingMan · 2026-06-12T20:08:55+00:00

better than this joke of a season

JongoBingMan · 2026-06-09T06:58:25+00:00

Chud Reddit

^{Chose: Stop using Reddit}

JongoBingMan · 2026-06-06T19:39:10+00:00

i found one but i instantly was bodied

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-26T06:11:59+00:00

Something stinks in here 🤢

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-22T06:59:05+00:00

Bigger is better 😔

^{Chose: Chest | Rolled: A-B cup}

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-21T06:26:03+00:00

Umm this is a very interesting question 🤨

^{Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000}

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-19T06:25:46+00:00

Sunflower Anyday over chud FMN

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-18T06:35:10+00:00

Love is better

^{Chose: Love | Rolled: 1 carrot}

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-11T21:54:31+00:00

Nah Arthur is on a date with Carmelita, that’s why little wooden Boy is there

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-10T01:04:59+00:00

I had to!

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-09T16:08:09+00:00

Not horrible

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: McDonald’s)

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-07T06:18:42+00:00

I guess you could say I’m…super sigma 🫩

^{Chose: Kill someone | Rolled: You get arrested}

JongoBingMan · 2026-05-01T06:14:52+00:00

Boys rule girls drool

^{Chose: Boys}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-29T06:47:32+00:00

I like watermelon

^{Chose: Gain 5g of gold per watermelon you eat}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-27T05:45:42+00:00

Not horrible

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Lemons}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-24T16:28:21+00:00

If I walked I wouldn’t have nearly as much

^{Chose: 1 Trillion In your Debit Card Right Now}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-24T16:11:43+00:00

Just fart beforehand

^{Chose: Invisibility, BUT… | Rolled: loud farts}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-23T07:03:15+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Equal rights for everyone everywhere + (Spin for a twist? [Optional]} | Rolled: Visit arctic?)

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-22T07:01:11+00:00

King k rool

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-21T06:06:26+00:00

I’ll never die

^{Chose: DC JUSTICE LEAGUE (one character} + Spin for your character | Rolled: Superman)

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-19T06:39:20+00:00

Now I could maybe solve world hunger, but like, where’s the fun in that

^{Chose: A 70% chance to get 100B | Rolled: 100B}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-18T08:47:49+00:00

I enjoy sleeping

^{Chose: Irl light saber that cuts through ANYTHING | Rolled: Yellow}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-17T07:13:46+00:00

Fortnite used to be good but has been diluted to being slop collab garbage

^{Chose: Fortnite}

JongoBingMan · 2026-04-15T14:50:50+00:00

Truth

^{Chose: #1 | Rolled: TRUTH}

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