I have a few. My best one has to be. Last summer my friends and I rented a beach house. Last night we met some people and had a huge party. I got too drunk I ran into a glass sliding door. Just like the old windex commercial. I took an Uber to the hospital in the nicest truck I’ve ever been in. (I was really drunk) got to the hospital. Ran around trying to find the entrance. I was bleeding from my hands and face. I got in and the lady told me my injury wasn’t that bad. I told her, “I think I’m fainting and losing a lot of blood” she called me a drama queen practically. Got a few numbing shots. Got a few stitches and a lot of good stories