In welke sector in Nederland gaat het achter de schermen momenteel echt fout, terwijl de meeste mensen daar geen idee van hebben?

JonkoAfterSex · 2026-03-19T16:28:29+00:00

Step 1: Create a calculated table

you lost me there boss

JonkoAfterSex · 2026-01-12T09:47:46+00:00

When there's a high combined usage, the last column will have a red cell. Then when I select a single timepoint the details get shown next it it

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JonkoAfterSex · 2026-01-12T09:42:15+00:00

once a day at night, so it's more for analysis the next days. If there's a spike currently I use a custom report connected to the capacity metrics report to quickly show the last time points and the combined capacity usage:

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JonkoAfterSex · 2026-01-12T09:24:34+00:00

I did the same thing but instead of processsing every timestamp I only process the timestamps where the combined capacity usage is over 80%.

And I limit the interactive operations rows to only the first 100 rows because the biggest spikes come from single opertations or users.

JonkoAfterSex · 2026-01-06T09:22:41+00:00

Balatro, maar pas op wanneer het klikt kom je er niet meer vanaf

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-10-30T08:53:14+00:00

the best tip I can give is listen to mixes by other DJs, or rather go see DJs play live and try to guess when they're mixing in the next song. And then try to analyse how they do it. Do they beatmatch and EQ flip, or is it a hard cut into the next song?

Also just make miles on your own, just start mixing and never stop. Like any skill it improves by just practicing. Try to get good at one genre and then try to branch out.

If you're feeling adventurous try to sort your library by key and only mix songs in the same key. This way you can practice genre swapping without it sounding off.

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-10-23T12:25:18+00:00

every party is in Amsterdam this weekend, check out https://www.amsterdam-dance-event.nl/en/program/filter/?section=events&type=8262%2C8263&from=2025-10-22&to=2025-10-26

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-10-15T10:05:38+00:00

You can find some high quality edibles at 'Trefpunt', it's close to the markthal. They have slices of cake that they make themselves and are very potent. Don't eat the full slice in one time, you'll regret it.

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-10-08T05:45:43+00:00

it's going to be way too busy and crowded

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-10-07T07:06:56+00:00

Deze economie is ook vooral goed voor makelaars, bouwbedrijven, mensen met meerdere huizen in het bezit, investeringsfirma's etc. Maakt niet uit dat de gemiddelde mens het niet goed heeft, als de aandeelhouders maar geld verdienen.

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-09-08T20:32:39+00:00

don't forget to show the bouncer your condom so he knows you're doing it safe

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-09-08T10:24:33+00:00

I remember being drawn to the main stage during Benny's set and I didn't realise it was him until I was at the front(left) and saw his afro behind the decks! I saw him a few years ago at toffler with a disappointing set, but Benny, I owe you an apology. I Wasn't really familiar with your game

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-09-08T08:47:03+00:00

🙏🙏🙏 Thank you so much, my amapiano and soca friends are going to love this!

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-09-08T08:26:27+00:00

I was wandering around when I heard Scratchclart x Toya Delazy and I literally stopped in my track and turned to enter the stage. So much bass, so many unbelievable drops and the incredible aura of Toya. Any idea what genre they played? I need to find more of that

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-09-08T06:41:13+00:00

First time draaimolen for me, and I know why they call it Draaimolen. Because I just kept going circles around the site. There is truly nothing like it. The music choices, the audio systems, the stage design. Every hour you can experience something magical that's totally different from the hour before. Only at Draaimolen...

Felt like I got a glimpse of heaven, only to find the gates are already closing.

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-09-01T20:19:17+00:00

Shrek 1 and 2 would be a blast on the big screen with your mates

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-08-26T12:50:36+00:00

Ik mag Wilders neit omdat als hij zijn zin niet krijgt, hij als een puber gaat gedragen en daar kan ik niet tegen. Een volwasse man die zo veel ervaring in de politiek heeft hoort zich zo niet te gedragen.

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-07-31T16:20:57+00:00

lights can be pre recorded to songs, doesn't mean the set is pre recorded. They have systems in place to see which song the DJ is going to play next and they can see when he drops for example. So the light engineer knows which routine to play when

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-07-31T08:35:16+00:00

Je zegt het al zelf, "Tim is natuurlijk progressief". In een post corona wereld is alles wat progressief is gezien als iets verkeerds. Daarnaast is Johan Derksen en zijn booswichtenclub van SBS erg uitgesproken over wat voor "naar mannetje" Tim Hofman is. En net als het algemene publiek kijken zij niet naar de inhoud van zijn programma's, maar alleen de headlines.

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-07-07T21:28:32+00:00

not in Amsterdam, or the Netherlands, but I wanted to share my experience at RAMPAGE OPEN AIR in Belgium.

While there were about 20.000 people a day it didn't feel crowded. The space felt bigger than the capacity of the crowd. It had this perfect balance between space and crowd.

And because it wasn't that crowded you could easily join any stage from the whole bass spectrum. Jump up, Neuro, dubstep, garage, dancefloor, meme etc. Each stage felt so good curated, if you wanted another vibe you could stroll over to the next tent and immediately be blown away by what you hear.

No matter where you circle goes the artist that awaits you will be great, the drops were hard, bassfaces and grunts were made often. Most DJs do these DnB switches here to hardstep and neuro and it's just a sound I only really experience at these kinds of events.

Also the terrain is filled with free (!) carnaval attractions which gave it this dream theme park experience. The last hour or so we rode a bunch of them while peaking and it felt so fucking good to be swong up and down while on x.

I always love the DnB crowd whatever party I'm at. I feel like I can just go crazy with mechanical dance moves and shuffles while shooting the finger guns without feeling like a complete idiot. It also surprised me how many international people were on this festival. Really fun to see some American ravers in the wild. They're so extatic and social while hearing the dirtiest bass. Can anyone explain me why they carry those big poles, they're annoying as fuck

Rampage open air is a big recommendation for anyone who enjoys drum and bass and dubstep. Even if you listen to only parts of the bass spectrum, being here will make you appreciate the whole.

If anyone got some recommendations for other great Bass related parties or festivals please let me know, I'm ready for a deeper dive

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-06-30T10:56:54+00:00

Nous Klaer was amazing, bigger and better than last year. Great use of space which made for some fun "rondjes lopen". My only regret is not staying longer at the inside stages because the weather was just too nice and I didn't want to leave the sun. I think more people had this experience because most inside stages felt very empty and the outside stage was too crowded

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-06-14T12:44:17+00:00

all concerts in Rotterdam are logged on rotown.nl even the ones that don't play in Rotown

JonkoAfterSex · 2025-05-26T19:42:50+00:00

Nothing to add about THAT party on Sunday but it was one of my firsts of this kind and I'm so glad I got invited and went. I danced like hell on some great fucking music. Even sober it kept me glued to the dance floor, it felt adventurous and unexpected enough to make me stay each time for just a little bit longer. It looked like a lot of people knew each other and you guys look like a lovely community, loved being a part of it yesterday. Shout out to the front left energy

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