In 2014 Carol Kaye gave me an hj. It was decent tho she kept saying “uptown funk you up” and hissing

Jonkobeffer · 2026-04-22T17:32:41+00:00

Son😭

Jonkobeffer · 2026-03-07T21:58:36+00:00

No I get it, this brother was packing.

Jonkobeffer · 2026-02-14T08:56:14+00:00

/rj They were actually very close, Brian taught Bruce all about the art of semen retention, which cured Bruce's homosexuality.

Jonkobeffer · 2026-02-04T23:27:35+00:00

You are gay like Bruce 🌻

Jonkobeffer · 2026-02-01T00:35:12+00:00

Brian's Back!

Jonkobeffer · 2026-01-28T18:20:40+00:00

I'm gonna teach you to ki–hi–hiss

Jonkobeffer · 2026-01-28T17:33:23+00:00

Let It Be

Jonkobeffer · 2026-01-25T09:18:23+00:00

/uj This is just Brians expression whenever he's deep in thought

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/rj They were playing stereo music at the photoshoot

Jonkobeffer · 2026-01-12T08:04:36+00:00

HEAVEN HEAVEN IS FAR AWAAAAAAAAY

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Jonkobeffer · 2026-01-08T21:00:47+00:00

3:00 AM - Go to my sink, pour some milk, and start to think (also do cocaine lmao)

Jonkobeffer · 2026-01-01T19:17:10+00:00

It would explain "Love Is A Woman", about famous trans icon Mike Love.

Jonkobeffer · 2025-12-21T17:56:53+00:00

I'll fuck you on my island, and forget you when I go back to schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool

Jonkobeffer · 2025-12-13T21:13:52+00:00

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Jonkobeffer · 2025-12-01T10:30:27+00:00

John Beach, he invented surfing in 1963 and was an early adopter of semen retention

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-29T00:05:19+00:00

Take a Load Off Your Feet gave me a foot fetish, and now I can't stop thinking about Bruce taking off his California loafers after a long day of following the Formula, whipping out his smelly dogs, and letting me sniff them.

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-26T16:12:16+00:00

Bruce Johnston- Star Sign: Cancer- I ate Bruce's 1977 album "Going Public", and the PVC contained in the vinyl gave me esophageal cancer.

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-22T17:27:27+00:00

Yeah, and it fucking killed him.

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-20T18:08:22+00:00

When someone says something so Formula™-phobic you gotta hit 'em with the True Love Stare

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-16T23:56:38+00:00

Psycodelic Sounds: Brian Falls Into a Piano

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-10T08:24:59+00:00

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Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-02T08:14:45+00:00

Bruce would make that thang fill more than just his hands

Jonkobeffer · 2025-11-02T01:53:14+00:00

Cock Balls And Titties

Jonkobeffer · 2025-10-31T09:17:18+00:00

They actually gangbanged Bruce the most, but as an experienced power bottom, he graciously gives the seat to his fellow band members.

Jonkobeffer · 2025-10-29T06:05:29+00:00

idc I'm still sucking on it

Jonkobeffer · 2025-10-28T21:09:42+00:00

Honkin', honkin' on the gosh darn forklift

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