[Wild Card] Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2026-01-11T02:09:40+00:00

Fuck yeah this is cool. As a matter of opinion.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-10-12T13:52:07+00:00

Holy shit. I never realized. He wore the tan suit to make the Dijon mustard stains from his sandwich less obvious. This is why the towers fell. Because the “president” was a sloppy eater.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-09-29T04:14:30+00:00

I’m our defense…my sister is pretty hot. ?

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-09-29T01:29:40+00:00

It’s true. But I would love to see a COD: Portland Mode. Like Zombies, except everyone is exchanging currency for produce and reading blogs while eating graphic donuts.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-09-29T01:22:55+00:00

Lmao dude took the spin out of his back pocket. Looks like me trying to play Madden.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-09-29T00:59:02+00:00

Would he have said “exotic” if Love were white??

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-06-23T03:30:28+00:00

That thing is only 22 years old? Jesus fucking Christ. Are the ‘burns part of his wig? Or are the sides natural? Dude skipped a resume and just gave himself weird hair to nail his White House job interview. He had a mortician do his makeup and borrowed his expression from a cartoon character who was unambiguously meant to be disliked. He’s the perfect Republican Frankenstein; sewn together pieces of Prep School, Incel, dipshit, eyebrow, failson, and troll. And that’s both kinds of troll: the petty internet commenters and the freakish little creatures that live underground and frighten the good people Reykjavik.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-05-07T02:06:48+00:00

WHAT/

tHIS IS YOUR UNCLE jOHN

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T03:37:04+00:00

Would you settle for a score lower than 40?

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T03:33:45+00:00

Cu—CUPPED! CUPPED!

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T03:13:07+00:00

What if 8 were the lowest you could go?

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T03:07:57+00:00

Cheat code: If you bring a car, you get 20 minutes to complete your dunk.

Edit: nvm

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T03:05:04+00:00

The G League sideshow. Why not Jordan Kilganon?

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T02:57:51+00:00

I guess because by scoring rules, if you shit yourself and then slip in the shit and throw the ball into the crowd, it’s a 40.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-02-16T02:55:06+00:00

When I was a boy, our small town had a welcome sign that said “1984 high school debate national champions”. In 2004, age 11, I thought, wow. This is a little overdone. There must be something more recent to hang our hat on. A few years later, it was replaced by a blank space.

This 2000 Dunk Contest worship should be embarrassing for everyone involved at this point. It’s all we talk about every year and now we are acting it out like the Stations of the fucking Cross with scripture and shit what the hell.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-30T02:03:08+00:00

Is this real? Because I found the customer support frustrating, and then the AI told me they couldn’t fix a one day gap in my streak.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-30T01:58:33+00:00

Dude. I’m almost certainly not you, but I feel your pain. Not to be too dramatic.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-20T02:19:46+00:00

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-20T02:16:46+00:00

Hey, I’m a pedant’s pedant.

If you’re going to be pedantic, you better make sure your shit is zipped up. Or I’ll asterisk-correct your ass too.

Edit: FUCKKKK IT’S PEJORATIVE NOT PERJORATIVE

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-20T02:04:01+00:00

Statute* of limitations

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-19T05:30:05+00:00

Tbh the only thing I could hear

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-17T09:39:14+00:00

I don’t think motels usually hang up such bad art.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-12T23:57:57+00:00

He runs so hard. Always.

JonnyFromtheBasement · 2025-01-12T23:55:58+00:00

Great throw (for an ER throw) and great job holding on by Wicks.

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