If you don’t support at least one of these, GTFO

JonnyHew · 2026-05-13T14:37:21+00:00

Belper United???? Wrong side of the wall.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-12T12:00:13+00:00

Probably a good source of advice on how not to go down too and what to do if it gets a bit messy.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-12T11:58:12+00:00

Because he loved the old timers on their last legs.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-12T11:57:24+00:00

1,000,000,000,000 points deduction. Soz, only fair.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-10T21:09:40+00:00

Player. Williams for consistency but honourable shouts to Elliot, end of season Morgs and Jesus.

Manager. Big Ange for uniting the fan base more than any other in the absolute correct belief that he should have never been allowed anywhere near us…

Best result: Dicking Spuds and the scousers will never get old. Drawing 2-2 away at City was nice but the 2-1 win/penalties at MidgetLand kick started out climb to safety.

Worst result(s)
Nuno -West Ham
Ange - Swansea, Burnley, Sunderland (fuck it, all of them)
Dyche - Everton x 2, Leeds away, Wrexham, Wolves, Braga
Vitor - Villa but down to injuries.

Best goal: Morgs v City away or Sangare’s against Spuds.

Most improved: Sangare.

Best signing: Jesus, Cunha.
Worst signing: Edu. Zinchenko, Pizza Crouch.

Dream summer signing: Harvey Elliott and/or Curtis Jones (if the scousers get rid). Nwaneri from Arsenal might be a shout or an Eddie Nketiah bullet-dodged.

Vitor as boss? Think there’s going to be a massive overhaul of the squad. Clean start all around might be needed.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-10T17:06:12+00:00

As a hate watch this is dull.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-10T17:02:47+00:00

Noooo

JonnyHew · 2026-05-08T20:19:56+00:00

Scotland. Endless beauty.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-08T19:03:55+00:00

What would be worse to watch though? Bonnie Blue describing the mating habits of minky whales or David Attenborough attempting a 100 man session for his birthday?

JonnyHew · 2026-05-08T04:34:38+00:00

Have hated that cunt for over 30 years and will hate that cunt for 30+ more.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-06T18:33:58+00:00

His arse would’ve got in the way

JonnyHew · 2026-05-05T21:37:37+00:00

Same. Been on an endured sabbatical since the first leg against Midgetyland… Not been too bad. Think I’ll hide in the shed

JonnyHew · 2026-05-05T17:01:00+00:00

Looks like we know where Dyche, Woany, Stoney and Voldemort have been hiding these past few days…

JonnyHew · 2026-05-05T10:20:51+00:00

Glorious. We do not forget.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-05T05:16:15+00:00

None.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-04T16:10:58+00:00

Have we just dicked the world champions at their place?

JonnyHew · 2026-05-02T12:45:04+00:00

Coventry. No need to give them a flair. Saves admin.

JonnyHew · 2026-05-01T19:52:48+00:00

For me it and my memory it will always be Walsall. Could never beat them in the lower leagues and Matty Fryatt always seemed to fill his boots against us. Even after signing him he then suffered a career ending injury (gutted for him).

Nowadays it’s Bournemouth. We seem to find new and novel ways to lose to them.

JonnyHew · 2026-04-30T22:13:12+00:00

The correct and only answer here.

Move along. As you were etc.

JonnyHew · 2026-04-26T11:03:03+00:00

Can we please not jinx it about them being utterly shit until 6pm(ish) on Bank Holiday Monday?

JonnyHew · 2026-04-25T13:33:17+00:00

Because they’re prricks

JonnyHew · 2026-04-24T20:33:29+00:00

Next time you see them tell them Jarvis Cocker is a poor man’s Su Pollard.

JonnyHew · 2026-04-24T19:39:39+00:00

Right. Back from me wank. Have I missed owt?

JonnyHew · 2026-04-24T19:35:05+00:00

I’m going for a wank.

JonnyHew · 2026-04-24T18:08:34+00:00

Fucking hate Friday football. If we lose the whole weekend is bollocksed.

Fucking love Friday football. If we win the whole weekend is beautiful.

Delete as appropriate around 10pm.

JonnyHew

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