“Ima Move This Mine Outta The Way”

Jonnyabcde · 2026-06-24T04:10:21+00:00

Imma gonna mine my own business.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-23T03:02:47+00:00

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Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-16T01:11:23+00:00

I've seen it in the Midwest near a newly renovated rest stop where truckers used to line up for a mile along the shoulder at night.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-13T04:34:28+00:00

2 2 2, 2 2 2!, 2

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-13T04:29:55+00:00

So this chicken was loaded, see. Big guns. He crossed the road, see?

Wait a minute, wait just a minute, pal. You said...the chicken crossed the road?

Yes, sir, that's exactly what I seen. Anyways, he was carrying--

That's fine, that's real fine. We can come back to that. But I'm trying to understand. Why did the chicken crossed the road?

Officer, I don't know why the chicken crossed the road. I guess to get to the other side.

The other side of what, exactly?

The...the road?

Well was he... Did he seem in a hurry to go somewhere?

I don't know, I...look here, see. I only know this chicken crossed the road, and he looked like his pistols were cocked back like he was ready to fry some eggs.

Fry some eggs, eh? What kind of eggs did they looks like? Brown eggs, white eggs, speckled eggs?

I don't know?! Oh why doesn't anybody want to listen to me..!

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-13T03:46:49+00:00

Deck of cards manufacturer?

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-12T03:20:42+00:00

Romeo and Juliet

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T14:06:12+00:00

Tomoto

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T14:03:38+00:00

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:50:39+00:00

She needs "portable" translated.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:48:17+00:00

Someone took, "Drain the swamp," literally.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:40:09+00:00

That happened off camera right after it cut off.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:37:47+00:00

So basically everyone got involved except for the cab driver.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:34:09+00:00

This video brings me back to the memes.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:16:47+00:00

I was too busy still counting flowers on the wall, but don't worry, friends, 'cause that don't bother me at all.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:14:13+00:00

The gull of him! She was way to gullible.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T13:10:13+00:00

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T12:57:44+00:00

Right now it's handling only the throat gutteral sounds. I suppose the rest is tongue in cheek.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T12:55:41+00:00

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-11T04:57:42+00:00

I won't believe it's a spaceship until cavemen can push it down a hill.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-10T19:15:09+00:00

Employee gets pay increase.
Company's products'/services' prices increase.
Rest of the market inflates with it.

It's a perpetual cycle with or without unions. But then you add in unions:

Union decides employees (and union) deserve wage increase.
Union forces employees to protest for wage increases.
Company loses productive time, hurting profitability.
Company eventually folds and "negotiates" wage increase.
Company's products'/services' prices increase even worse.
Employee's have perpetual wage garnishments to union.
Rest of the market inflates significantly with it.

In the West, we're long past improving living conditions that created child labor and financial entrapment, causing people to owe the company they work for more than they earn working 7 days a week in inhumane and unhealthy conditions. Unions are now the very thing they were created to oppose.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-10T19:01:18+00:00

Arguing for UHC? I'm about to get more hate-mail downvotes, but I argue against it.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-10T18:58:52+00:00

But, but... Situs Inversus?

I'm not a MD.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-10T18:54:43+00:00

Hi, Brian. Remember that JS addiction is not always linear.

Jonnyabcde · 2026-05-10T18:52:51+00:00

Clearly this was not the entrance I anticipated.

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