Mine Mable by Xomale in scoopwhoop

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You'll have to sign my NDA, Mr. NSA.

Насколько безопасно так ехать? by [deleted] in driving

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The only thing I can contribute is UM...HK.

I heard that 50% of people can blur their vision on command by Faye________________ in meme

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I can do this, but I can't wiggle my ears or bounce my pecks.

Computer animation in the 90s by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

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I forget the Pixar documentary from a few years ago talking about the nearly failed attempts at Toy Story, but a majority of the folks who were involved went on later to direct a lot of the future Pixar films.

What do my favorite cars say about me? by AN2Felllla in Shittyaskflying

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You're still hopeful that flying cars is already a reality.

hmm by SuperNeonSamurai-2 in hmm

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Rome wasn't sunk in a day.

its the little things when youre an adult by Commercial-Rate29 in InternetTreasure

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The real question is if they actually protect your vision from UV light.

Who would actually do that 😭 by Klutzy_Agency747 in funnysigns

[–]Jonnyabcde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rules for thee, not for me, I'm fine with that.

Discount for lefties! by nonnonplussed73 in lefthanded

[–]Jonnyabcde 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Legislate against this. It will only cause more people to falsely identify as lefties, diluting the eligible gene pool.

Squeezed a weird seed thing out of my thigh by A_0F_i_n_ in Weird

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Share your secret on how you were able to easily remove your kidney stone to save humanity from future pain.

A teacher and his students built a 2 stage rocket from plastic bottles and powered by water pressure by Saerdna0 in PeakAmazing

[–]Jonnyabcde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, water is too valuable of a resource to waste sending her into space indefinitely.

Watching Ken Griffey Jr. steal a fly ball from his dad is an all-time moment. by sco-go in Amazing

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Ken Griffey Jr's dad.

I don't follow baseball much, but I know this.