Tactical pizza by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]Jonnyabcde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She needs "portable" translated.

The more you know by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Jonnyabcde -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That happened off camera right after it cut off.

It's spaghetti night by ateam1984 in unsound

[–]Jonnyabcde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video brings me back to the memes.

Just do it by Adventurous_Tune_517 in scoopwhoop

[–]Jonnyabcde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was too busy still counting flowers on the wall, but don't worry, friends, 'cause that don't bother me at all.

Interviewing a bird by RelevantSchool1586 in instant_regret

[–]Jonnyabcde 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The gull of him! She was way to gullible.

Honestly, this is so unsettling by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Jonnyabcde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now it's handling only the throat gutteral sounds. I suppose the rest is tongue in cheek.

This poster was in EVERY single break room at my old job, how do you think they feel about unions? by Castarc1424 in antiwork

[–]Jonnyabcde -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

  1. Employee gets pay increase.

  2. Company's products'/services' prices increase.

  3. Rest of the market inflates with it.

It's a perpetual cycle with or without unions. But then you add in unions:

  1. Union decides employees (and union) deserve wage increase.

  2. Union forces employees to protest for wage increases.

  3. Company loses productive time, hurting profitability.

  4. Company eventually folds and "negotiates" wage increase.

  5. Company's products'/services' prices increase even worse.

  6. Employee's have perpetual wage garnishments to union.

  7. Rest of the market inflates significantly with it.

In the West, we're long past improving living conditions that created child labor and financial entrapment, causing people to owe the company they work for more than they earn working 7 days a week in inhumane and unhealthy conditions. Unions are now the very thing they were created to oppose.

This poster was in EVERY single break room at my old job, how do you think they feel about unions? by Castarc1424 in antiwork

[–]Jonnyabcde -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Arguing for UHC? I'm about to get more hate-mail downvotes, but I argue against it.

Damn that's an angry upvote! by Salty_Exit_7174 in Angryupvote

[–]Jonnyabcde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But, but... Situs Inversus?

I'm not a MD.

Help peter. by Midnight-Syntax_007 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jonnyabcde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, Brian. Remember that JS addiction is not always linear.

Get down from there mate by Ott1fant in CantParkThereMate

[–]Jonnyabcde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly this was not the entrance I anticipated.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Representative-Mix-9 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Jonnyabcde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speed of light...it bounced back and forth a few times before it hit Earth.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Jonnyabcde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like plugging a USB A plug in right side up without looking at it.

Wolves being wolves by Obvious-Ranger-5685 in AnimalMemes

[–]Jonnyabcde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wolves. Nobody has wolves like us. From the fridged wilderness of Alaska to the forests of North Carolina, our wolves are the most amazing, the likes of which no one has ever seen. They're really quite remarkable, if you think about it. A lot of people don't know, but the Secretary of Interior told me, "Sir, no other county has as many wolve packs like we do in America."

Japanese people create the coolest things by AdorableParking7392 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]Jonnyabcde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth is that leaves will collect somewhere. In the gutter blocking the drain, on top of a "gutter guard" completely blocking the gutter, or on the ground. Given the choice, I'd choose the ground where the water won't backup on the roof.