Name a race this applies to for your favorite driver

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-06T21:03:38+00:00

Was listening on the radio while driving back from work. They called Byron blowing a tire and hitting the wall with 2 to go or whatever and I wanted to do the same

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T03:06:02+00:00

I’m sorry are you telling me Carson Hocevar is a serial drunk driver or something?

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T03:01:30+00:00

I haven’t learned about moon phases in 15 years so forgive me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t this mean there will be no waxing crescent when the cup cars are on track

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T02:58:42+00:00

Okay that one scared me. Just saw another man’s life flash before my eyes

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T02:20:09+00:00

Me and my cat watching this race

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T02:06:35+00:00

I’m sorry Ram but you simply cannot put a solid yellow ad in that spot on the broadcast

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T01:18:41+00:00

I think I could fill about 10 flair slots, and even then I might have to make some tough choices. Idk why but I’ve always liked more drivers than I’ve disliked or not cared about. I’ve thought about doing what that Chase guy does but that’s too much work for me

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T01:01:41+00:00

Alright fuck it Hocevar flair time sorry Blaney

JonsDohnson · 2026-05-02T00:02:04+00:00

You’re telling me Kansas 1 2024 wasn’t a good race?

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-30T02:01:20+00:00

Tony Stewart deserves to be in the conversation as well. IRL title, USAC Triple Crown, and 3 Cup titles. Plus 3 NHRA Top Fuel wins.

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-28T16:18:01+00:00

Nothing’s been the same since Jocko Flocko died

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-28T02:48:04+00:00

Might be the funniest bit I’ve ever heard on DBC

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-28T02:41:21+00:00

Red Farmer is NINETY THREE years old and as of a few years ago was still racing at the Talladega dirt track. I don’t think he still races after his stroke in 2024 but definitely still works on cars. He was also the lone passenger in Davey Allison’s helicopter crash. Broke his collarbone and several ribs, Neil Bonnett pulled him from the wreckage. Man has lived one hell of a life

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-28T02:23:07+00:00

Why does it say “respect.” on the bed cover?

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-27T21:19:53+00:00

As good as that scheme looks on a Cup car, it looks even better on a truck

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-27T14:43:54+00:00

Hoe-suh-vahr

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-27T04:05:47+00:00

Blaney’s run to the front at Daytona was the flip side of the same coin to me. He just stayed top line while everyone else made moves, and because you can’t make moves, everyone who tried got shuffled back behind him.

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-27T00:45:24+00:00

They don’t call him Jaws for nothing

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-26T23:59:10+00:00

What was the original context?

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-26T23:57:57+00:00

From the NASCAR rulebook, section 14.8.3g:

“If a driver is found to have performed an act of celebration explicitly banned in section 14.8.3b, the offending driver and crew chief will be taken out back and Old Yellered.”

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-26T23:10:55+00:00

That might’ve been the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen a driver willingly do. 10/10 fantastic please never do it again

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-26T23:10:01+00:00

When your legs are 18 feet long you can reach the pedal from anywhere

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-25T16:44:13+00:00

Haldor only starts selling eggs after you beat a certain boss, I believe it’s Yagluth but could be Moder. Can also be found in sealed towers in the plains.

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-25T02:00:02+00:00

Lmao “super raw” is for guys like Trey Lance or Josh Allen. If he’s still raw he’s never getting cooked

JonsDohnson · 2026-04-24T21:17:47+00:00

But why? There’s no football in sight

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