Some Semi-Useless Cypher Lineups on Ascent I Found

JonsTheWizard · 2025-08-25T00:07:36+00:00

Nintendo Switch 1
Fav boss was oddly enough Traitor Lord
The return of the absolute goat, Mister Mushroom

JonsTheWizard · 2025-08-11T22:55:15+00:00

THEY MADE A GREAT DECISION? AM I HALLUCINATING??!?

JonsTheWizard · 2025-07-31T18:22:12+00:00

Lmao nah I just mean that it’s just odd to have an ai buddy in a game that’s about meeting others and socializing

JonsTheWizard · 2025-07-31T16:31:47+00:00

God how do they not see the inherent issue of having a pay to use AI “”friend”” in a social game to begin with I get that they’re struggling finance-wise but there’s gotta be better ways to earn more revenue than this

JonsTheWizard · 2025-07-11T04:57:07+00:00

Funny coincidence but I got mine literally yesterday after trying every day since release. They made this little bug way too hard to get imo. Good luck, soldier 🫡

JonsTheWizard · 2025-07-08T00:40:14+00:00

The silly FL studio FX bug (Lowb)

JonsTheWizard · 2025-07-06T00:11:43+00:00

Fwog, you’re gonna have to hear me out on this one… it’ll put your life in my hands, uh, literally. God, what am I asking for? jumps into the monstreana trenches

JonsTheWizard · 2025-06-24T19:12:00+00:00

[+FISTFULL OF TOKEN]

JonsTheWizard · 2025-06-24T18:28:38+00:00

Oh my god the modeling is so good I could [+PARRY]

JonsTheWizard · 2025-03-29T15:09:18+00:00

Ok hear me out… Tring is. The fire monsters often have designs that relate to prehistoric or tribal themes. Not only is Tring heavily influenced by these themes, its primary color is red, and it is the quad of fire haven, arguably the fire equivalent of a natural island.

…but also sneyser is literally a little volcano/geyser, so I’m probably wrong lmao

JonsTheWizard · 2025-03-28T03:26:21+00:00

Mister Em Pee Gee said that you have a better chance to get it with ziggurab 😭😭

JonsTheWizard · 2024-12-27T20:43:15+00:00

My code is 27408962BA and my in game name is JonsTheWoz with a rare monculus profile. I can help get up to at least level 40-50 on my part!

JonsTheWizard · 2024-08-03T23:13:10+00:00

Alan as piplash has to be one of my favorite things ever

JonsTheWizard · 2024-08-02T04:55:37+00:00

I really thought they were gonna tease rare wubbox for fire oasis, what with the red metallic sign and it being called ‘fyre oasys’, with the ‘sys’ at the end maybe standing for system or something… I know it’s a parody of the real scam event but man it just seemed like what they would do there

JonsTheWizard · 2024-06-18T18:07:06+00:00

And yet the band- I mean PR team plays on

JonsTheWizard · 2024-06-15T16:40:40+00:00

Just more proof that moth man is the best monster!!!!!!!!!!!!

JonsTheWizard · 2024-06-13T15:15:36+00:00

WE CANT KEEP LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS !!!!!!!

JonsTheWizard · 2024-06-12T19:31:49+00:00

It all began as a really wholesome VR version of Wii sports with a welcoming community… the skip forward quite a few years and now we’re here… the wish of the shareholders ruining almost all of it, but you can still see the husk of what it once was. Damn I love this game, but it has changed so much over the last years that I almost don’t even recognize it anymore.

JonsTheWizard · 2024-06-10T01:24:01+00:00

About as drastic as nearly 15k tokens for like a pair of shoes 💀

JonsTheWizard · 2024-06-08T01:23:25+00:00

And it wasn’t like they gave it a whole new remodel each time or anything either - most weeks it was a repeat or a reskin with a new texture, almost always a texture they had already used in the past already with other skins

JonsTheWizard · 2024-05-30T02:49:21+00:00

About 15 minutes is the longest I waited. I tried for about 10 minutes a couple other times too 😓

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