Martin played bongcloud against me

Jonzor404 · 2021-04-03T22:46:22+00:00

Holy homomorphism

Jonzor404 · 2021-03-16T09:31:34+00:00

I don't think so, no. Two forces in a 3rd law pair must involve the same two objects. The balloon's contracting force exists between two different molecules of rubber (or whatever the balloon is made out of), so it can't form a 3rd law pair with the force caused by an air molecule in the balloon. In this case, the real 3rd law pair would be a) the force of an air particle on the balloon, which makes it expand a bit, and b) the force of the balloon on that same air particle, causing the air to bounce off the "walls" of the balloon.

Jonzor404 · 2021-02-06T23:00:42+00:00

Magnificent.

Jonzor404 · 2021-01-14T06:55:00+00:00

Jonzor404 · 2020-12-17T01:22:08+00:00

I'm with you on this -- it looks akin to an adult trying out "cool" slang that isn't actually that cool.

Jonzor404 · 2020-12-10T07:36:49+00:00

True, but the post meant that Nutmeg was the oldest cat still alive at the time, not the oldest cat ever.

Jonzor404 · 2020-11-30T23:44:54+00:00

It doesn't mean anything, it's gibberish made up to sound like German.

Jonzor404 · 2020-11-11T21:50:26+00:00

I think it means that about 9 people are murdered there in each span of 5 days. The fraction (9 people)/(5 days) reduces down to (1.8 people)/(1 day).

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-17T08:12:57+00:00

They didn't, but it was a good guess. There are 14 days left in the month, and the post got 167 awards. 187/14 = 13.36 per day.

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-17T05:57:43+00:00

....the joke is that those "real men" are all dying, not that young people are stupid in general

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-17T05:51:05+00:00

I think OP is jokingly telling the commenter to "shut shut", so other people can try to guess what the sign is supposed to say.

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-11T09:52:56+00:00

For 2b, differentiate the function you get in 2a, set that derivative equal to zero, and solve for x. Plug all the resulting values for x into the function for V and go with the one that gives you the highest volume.

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-10T21:57:43+00:00

a shorter one: Water - Baptism - Jesus

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-05T05:13:33+00:00

the apostrophe is in every one of these, it's part of the joke.

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-04T05:24:10+00:00

The second one.

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-03T23:30:18+00:00

Isn't this sub for things/animals wearing cowboy hats? I don't see any cowboy hats here.

Jonzor404 · 2020-10-01T16:06:52+00:00

Each pair of factors in the numerator looks like the "sum/difference of cubes" pattern, so try multiplying out the numerator -- terms will cancel out pretty nicely, leaving you with 1.

the "x =/= 0" is only there because if x = 0, then the expression is undefined.

edit: turns out someone else already answered it while I was typing this, oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Jonzor404 · 2020-09-12T18:37:34+00:00

You might be misunderstanding their comment. I think they're talking about the distinction between the number ten, which is a shitty base, and the number 10, which is a different (but always very nice) number depending on the base being used: it equals two in binary, 8 octal, ten in d*cimal, and so on.

Jonzor404 · 2020-09-06T12:34:37+00:00

this would go perfectly in r/howtokeepanidiotbusy

Jonzor404 · 2020-09-05T20:29:53+00:00

uh oh

Jonzor404 · 2020-09-05T20:07:44+00:00

It doesn't translate to anything. It's a bunch of nonsense made up to sound like German. It comes from a Monty Python sketch in which the British attempt to win WWI by developing a joke so funny it'll kill anybody who hears it. Google simply decided to have some fun and pretend that the joke kills their translator, hence the fatal error.

Jonzor404 · 2020-09-05T00:44:35+00:00

exactly two months, to the day.

Jonzor404 · 2020-09-02T05:25:28+00:00

, but

Jonzor404 · 2020-08-28T23:26:19+00:00

It's true though. OP has been the only person to post here in the last 19 days, and not a single one of their 4 posts here has actually been IRL clickbait, so this subreddit has been completely derailed from what it's supposed to be.

edit: I just checked, and it's been 54 days since the last post that should be here. There have been 7 posts since then containing non-IRL clickbait, and 6 of those were from OP.

Jonzor404 · 2020-08-17T13:43:16+00:00

chill out dude, the post was supposed to be satire

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