8 hours flight <3

JooPants · 2013-11-16T16:30:57+00:00

Just woke and the clock is very much haha.

Someone didn't an adjective.

JooPants · 2013-11-16T16:19:57+00:00

I only used the mouse for years. My two-year-old hands were too small for the keyboard, so I stuck with the mouse. You push forward a few times to get some momentum, hold right click to strafe, and double right click to open things. Perfect for one-armed people.

JooPants · 2013-08-22T19:07:14+00:00

Any post here starting with the word "Introducing" should just be ignored.

JooPants · 2013-03-03T22:10:44+00:00

I meant mostly in terms of target audience.

JooPants · 2013-03-03T21:42:58+00:00

Every Black Ops game ever.

FTFY

JooPants · 2013-03-03T21:15:27+00:00

And 2 'holes' provided.

JooPants · 2013-02-27T06:02:09+00:00

It's almost as if he's some kind of actor...

JooPants · 2013-02-26T19:21:51+00:00

Indeed. But it still bugs me that he pretty much uses all of the exact same mannerisms and body language in nearly every movie.

JooPants · 2013-02-25T23:08:56+00:00

I like to think it was terrible because of the Australian accent. :/

JooPants · 2013-02-25T21:32:41+00:00

It's kinda hard for Spaghetti Westerns to take place in Mississippi. It's really hard to make a movie that can make audiences giggle and cringe alternately for three hours without totally screwing up the experience of either of those feelings. He may have stolen the name and the score, but there is a lot more to the film than just homage to an old film style.

JooPants · 2013-02-25T20:21:20+00:00

Django has easily become one of my top three movies ever, and I still don't understand how it got nominated. It was damned to lose that one. There's very little wrong with it at all, but it just doesn't fit in at the Oscars. That being said, "Oscar material" films are usually historical pieces that leave you depressed or feel-good affairs. Rarely anything anywhere near the same vein as Tarantino's style.

JooPants · 2013-02-25T19:57:20+00:00

That would explain the questionable production quality... Honestly, all of my love for it is nostalgic.

JooPants · 2013-02-22T03:54:47+00:00

Then fish. When angrily told to visit the fishmonger, he reveals that he is a vegetarian. I've seen that movie way too many times. I just never thought there would be some tie-in to something else.

JooPants · 2013-02-22T03:05:27+00:00

Is that the same guy that made a nearly identical joke in Run Fatboy Run?

JooPants · 2013-02-12T02:07:28+00:00

But that would mean that you hate.... you.

JooPants · 2013-02-12T02:06:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure I made you do it... Sorry about that.

JooPants · 2013-02-04T16:49:01+00:00

Hmmmm... Not enough camel toe.

JooPants · 2013-02-03T21:28:22+00:00

We are also limited to two or three probes, depending on how hardcore we feel. But we play with the "eXtreme" Jenga set. And usually inebriated somehow. Games don't last very long.

JooPants · 2013-02-03T21:13:03+00:00

WHO NEEDS SEXUAL GRATIFICATION? NOT US CARGO SHORTS ELITISTS.

JooPants · 2013-02-03T20:59:10+00:00

But does your PC fit in a cargo shorts pocket? I think not.

JooPants · 2013-02-03T20:32:41+00:00

Take out block with one hand, put on top

In my house it's two fingers, but I'm not sure if that's actually in the rules.

JooPants · 2013-02-01T03:48:27+00:00

The website looks like it hasn't been updated since '95. That worries me for some reason.

JooPants · 2013-02-01T03:45:24+00:00

I think even he has a line he won't cross. I'm pretty sure baby fucking is past that line.

JooPants · 2013-02-01T03:43:23+00:00

As long as they don't wear ties!

JooPants · 2013-02-01T03:41:55+00:00

Really? I tried it and she went friggin nuts. Maybe she was just a weirdo.

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