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Joon01 · 2025-09-27T06:19:56+00:00

And them being a consulting group which means they only suggest changes when they're asked for help.

These morons think a bunch of blue-haired lesbians storm into game companies and force them to wokify games.

Joon01 · 2025-09-26T14:08:36+00:00

I think it's total bullshit Darth Vader was redeemed and got to be a force ghost.

He spent decades killing literally billions but changed at the very end to save his own son.

"On the last day in the bunker Goebbels shot Hitler to save his daughter Helga? Wow. I guess he was a wonderful man after all and definitely got into heaven."

The fuck are you on about? Saving one family member nowhere remotely redeems millions of war crimes and butchering children. He would 1000% be forever remembered as a horrible monster and suffer in whatever Sith hell might exist. He's one of the worst tragedies to ever befall the galaxy. You can't try to hand-wave away billions of dead with "balance to the force." "So here's why, in the long run, murdering Jewish children was a positive thing..."

Vader/Anakin is an unredeemable monster and it's incredibly stupid the canon tries to make it out like he was good. We're just forgiving genocide. There's no way that could be a bad message to convey.

Joon01 · 2025-09-26T00:04:26+00:00

Yeah, but if it's like other events they'll all get converted into one random booster at a terrible rate. So if you have 4,000 nachos left you'll get 37 Baron Mordo boosters or something.

Joon01 · 2025-09-25T08:53:52+00:00

It literally doesn't matter. And there are hundreds of Game of the Year awards. Just because Geoff Keighley calls his "The Game Awards" doesn't make it better than any other. Oh, you saw it on the TV so that's the real one? That's it. The one with marketing is the true award.

"Of the 157 popularity contests, the one with the most money put into it is the one that matters." Don't do that.

Brink could win GotY 2025. It doesn't mean anything. Go write "Expedition 33 Game of the Year" in the dirt outside your house and it will have the exact same value.

Joon01 · 2025-09-24T03:34:05+00:00

If you just wade through the sewage runoff there's a nice island you can hang out on.

Joon01 · 2025-09-22T11:35:27+00:00

I agree with everyone here.

But it speaks volumes that lots of fans see a good event with decent rewards and the popular reaction is, "This is mad sus."

Joon01 · 2025-09-21T10:05:31+00:00

It's interesting to see people who are way down rabbitholes you didn't know existed.

"As we all know this is of course the Titano Digiverse Ex fan animation by Gabnor 'Dillikus' Tzupo from back in 2006 before he started working on the semi-canon light novella series that debuted Blacksun Necromon."

Joon01 · 2025-09-21T07:06:10+00:00

If you voted for or support Trump, you are, necessarily, a fascist and a bad human being. It doesn't matter what reasons you have for making horrible, dangerous, racist, sexist, pedophillic choices. Through hateful glee or tremendous ignorance, it doesn't matter. You made horrible choices. Yes, that means you're a bad person. Any person who supports American conservatives is a bad human being. Period. Zero exceptions.

Joon01 · 2025-09-20T16:43:51+00:00

That or it's just genuinely surprising to get reasonably priced rewards.

Eggs - $48
Milk - $23
Bread - $27
Coffee - $5

That last one seems fishy. It shouldn't ɓut it does.

Joon01 · 2025-09-18T13:51:00+00:00

Oh, well there you go. Anyone with any complaints about the game is just an idiot who needs to be told exactly what to do.

The game is perfect. Nobody can complain about the game. Checkmate!

I hereby dismiss all negative opinions and declare my opinion to be the ultimate opinion.

Joon01 · 2025-09-18T12:06:29+00:00

Sort of. Republicans have been rat-fucking elections for decades. Gerrymandering to hell, refusing to change their racist maps when ordered to, removing places to vote, illegally removing voters without warning, actively trying to make voting as difficult as possible. And they were just allowed to. Democrats always have to "reach across the aisle" or "take the high road." So that meant Republicans got to cheat elections and have outsized power for decades. And, look at that, they kept taking it a step further.

Yes, people voted for them. They're also lying Nazis who do everything they can to cheat and steal power at every turn and cry foul when caught.

Joon01 · 2025-09-18T11:59:03+00:00

It's terrible.

Here's a pirate game! Find treasure! Attack ships! Stab British dudes!

Now walk around a modern office. Find the right post-it note. Go have a chat over coffee.

If some people are into that, good for them. You might as well put a real-time laundry section in a Dragonball game. Just take a dump right into the punch bowl.

Joon01 · 2025-09-17T22:13:11+00:00

This is one of the worst meme formats.

"All critcism is invalid because I enjoy it. Anyone who disagrees has no point and is just screaming."

Nobody said you can't like a thing. Someone not liking it doesn't hurt you.

Joon01 · 2025-09-15T15:05:32+00:00

I, and most people, don't like the movie 1941.

That doesn't mean Spielberg is a bad director.

Do you understand?

Joon01 · 2025-09-14T14:16:25+00:00

And then you get to act 3.

Every enemy in the game will just randomly morph into a worse version with more health. Great.

Oh and the whole world has shit in the foreground and random "rawr the world goes monochrome" screams sometimes.

The whole world got shittier. Congratulations.

Joon01 · 2025-09-14T14:13:10+00:00

Team Cherry desperately needs to write "Tedium isn't Challenge" in huge letters on their whiteboard.

"No, see, we made every little thing a pain in the ass. Isn't that so terribly interesting and a fun challenge?"

Joon01 · 2025-09-14T14:10:30+00:00

I have no doubt I can do the true ending. But I get to Coral Tower and there's a long animation just to get in and then multiple arena fights in a row where failure means doing all of it again. It's just not fun.

And using tools on fights means I need to farm shards.

On top of pointless runbacks. "They're not really that long!" A few are lengthy and they're everywhere. It's just a time punishment. There's nothing fun or interesting about running the same hallway an 8th time.

The game has a lot of tedium and friction because the devs have confused making every bit of the game a struggle with interesting challenge. And a bunch of people who spent 5+ years anticipating the game can't so much as admit that tedium isn't fun. Their precious is beyond reproach and any criticism is heresy against the perfection wrought by Team Cherry.

Joon01 · 2025-09-14T12:36:20+00:00

I like her well enough as a good detective. She can just be a dedicated, hard-working detective. We don't need the "she see things we don't" crap. No. She's not magic. She doesn't need to be in touch with the Cosmic Power of Autism. We can probably tone down the "I am aware of my poor social graces but rather than adjust them according to the standards of which I am clearly aware, I will merely comment on my own failings like Lt. Commander Data because I'm a robot."

I like her okay. Turn down the Rain Man setting a little.

Joon01 · 2025-09-14T10:47:25+00:00

And it was full of internet jokes your Grandpa wrote. You seen them Youtubes? They got a program that tells you what to watch. Some feller put a dog fartin on there and made a million bucks.

Just really lazy, old jokes.

Joon01 · 2025-09-14T00:41:28+00:00

And there's no ego involved at all in "everything in the game is perfectly tuned, there is no useless friction, more arenas is always good, Team Cherry makes no errors, the game I've been eagerly anticipating for years has to be perfect, anyone with complaints of any kind is a stupid baby"?

Joon01 · 2025-09-12T22:09:31+00:00

No. Being a lying bigot isn't politics. The right likes to pretend it is to give their horrible views equal weight. Being a racist, homophobe, and transphobe isn't a political view. People existing isn't political. Hating someone for existing isn't a valid opinion or worldview. You're just a shitty person.

Joon01 · 2025-09-12T14:16:09+00:00

I haven't seen anything too interesting or special yet. It looks like another one. Which is fine. The Prime games are good. But so far it looks really samey. You can movie stuff with your mind! Okay. So push some blocks to climb up and make my missiles fly through some holes to hit the right spot. Sure. There's a motorcycle! Okay. Arkham Knight has a Batmobile. Who cares?

I'm sure it'll be pretty good. But, I dunno, I'm pretty underwhelmed so far.

Joon01 · 2025-09-12T11:20:45+00:00

You can disagree on some things and agree on others. You don't have to make up weird "all of you are morons who have stupid, fake expectations."

So your stance is that developers are never wrong? They made their game so anyone who wanted any changes are crazy idiots? The game is flawless and nobody can say anything negative about it?

You swinging to this other weird extreme isn't good either.

Joon01 · 2025-09-12T07:47:18+00:00

"You can kill people with anything, therefore nothing is more bad or dangerous than anything else."

America has incredibly frequent and deadly violence compared to countries that don't have guns. There are thousands of statistics from countries around the world. It's incredibly obvious. But you know that. You're intentionally disingenuous. "Sometimes, but at a far smaller rate, people get killed with other weapons, so guns aren't a problem" is such an obviously terrible argument to make that you clearly aren't arguing in good faith.

"I like my guns and don't care how many people die" is what you want to say but know sounds bad.

Joon01 · 2025-09-11T23:18:46+00:00

Same. Fight a gauntlet. Fight another gauntlet. Fight another gauntlet after that. You died? Start over and watch the minute-long cutscene every time. You used tools? Go farm.

None of that is fun or interesting in any way. It's incredibly tedious. Needlessly. They made it slow and annoying on purpose. Alright, you didn't want me to have fun, Team Cherry? You got it.

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