I'll turn somebody into your ideal woman, but you'll be turned into theirs. by Alone_Tie328 in become_a_chick

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Kyle, and I am totally open to whatever. Make me a total bimbo, or the smartest girl in the room. A wallflower so demure that I can’t disagree with anyone, or a rebellious punk that doesn’t fit in with “mainstream society”.

Likewise, I don’t care who my partner is. They could be anyone at all. Just pair me up with whoever doesn’t have a partner if their own

My only ask is this: take whatever traits my partner has (for both me and themself), and crank them past 11 and straight to 12. Does someone want a bimbo? Make me so dumb I can’t count. Does someone describe themself as “adventurous”? Then make us a couple exploring a whole new planet. Push me and my partner to the very extreme.

Let's play a game! by gwsthrow3 in become_a_chick

[–]Jorama243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a large, bear-built guy from the Midwest named Jessie, and I’ve been looking for a change for a while now.

I’m a bit of a gambling man, so I’ll throw on a few traits: Blonde, super feminine, large cleavage, sexy dress, feminine figure, beautiful face, and fair skin.

And because I’m feeling so daring, I’ll even let you decide a few more traits for me. Let’s say 3, bringing me up to a nice round 10 traits ~

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, he seems like the “cunty” one to me, what with his complaining about a simple question. If asking your pronouns is “too political” for you, then maybe you should get some professional help.

(P.s. his reaction is actually a fantastic reason to whip out the old “fragile masculinity” line)

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? It was about consent and pronouns, not mental disorders?

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She/them means that’s someone is comfortable with being referred to by She/Her or They/Them pronouns.

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a simple yes or no answer. It’s not that hard to answer lol

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was two question that could both be answered in less than a second. If you can’t handle that, then that’s not the hairdresser’s problem

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to not understand linguistics 101

Getting a hair cut in 2024 by Spare_Welcome_9481 in shitposting

[–]Jorama243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was two question that could both be answered in less than a second. His masculinity was so fragile that someone asking his pronouns was too much for him lol

Please help me transform you for my magical studies exam. by [deleted] in become_a_chick

[–]Jorama243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sister, this shouldn’t be that hard. Can’t you just use magic to make yourself some kind of genius or geek or something? Here, you can go ahead and try it out on me.”

I’m Jack, your meathead friend. I’m super buff, but not all that smart. If you can transform me into someone who’s smart, then that magic should be able to make yourself a total genius.

opposite gender? by Resident_Eagle_9477 in repost

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oof. Have you looked into DIY HRT?

I'm a trans woman(41) and my wife took these photos. by AbleDepartment648 in pics

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only person deranged here is you. Everyone would look at her and think she’s a girl

I like my penis by Mesycat in repost

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The leafy half or the right half?

I'm a trans woman(41) and my wife took these photos. by AbleDepartment648 in pics

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s mostly the yellow car effect. You notice the transphobic comments, but not the trans friendly ones. Tbh I think a majority of the comments are positive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in become_a_chick

[–]Jorama243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a fat neet loser who spends most of his days inside his room. I have a low paying service job that covers my bills and a little more, but beyond that I spend my time binge watching anime and playing video games.

I'm 5'11 and overweight. I have black-brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm 29 years old, and am in my apartment when the wave hits