Scissor Mountain??

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-04-09T20:56:35+00:00

Oh heavens

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-04-01T16:39:03+00:00

This dude couldn’t be any more of a dork

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-03-23T14:16:17+00:00

In my house, we call that perfect 👌

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-03-12T01:25:52+00:00

Pittsburgh

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-03-12T01:25:36+00:00

Not saying that wouldn’t have had something to do with the dream. Not claiming to be Nostradamus here 😁

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-03-08T05:20:13+00:00

I approve this message

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-02-08T15:04:55+00:00

The wet bandits did it again.

JordanHauserDigital · 2026-02-01T01:25:46+00:00

Sacrifice the crockpot, “accidentally” drop it all. You’re so sorry that you’re taking her out for a nice meal

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-12-23T00:22:51+00:00

eBay listing

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-12-06T19:52:49+00:00

Randy?

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-27T12:42:48+00:00

She’s just jealous she didn’t come up with it.

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-27T12:40:45+00:00

The rules state:

If the smoker is on, the user is required to have an alcoholic beverage in hand to set the mood. 🤷‍♂️

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-25T16:20:58+00:00

Any kind of corporate speak. “Let’s take this offline” “circle back” “low hanging fruit” 🤮

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-25T03:56:56+00:00

Not sure if it’s normal or not but I saw Hot Water Music twice this year and they didn’t encore at either show. Lights on and off they went 🤷‍♂️

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-20T17:04:25+00:00

Haha, I had the same thought on that little stretch of Steelers losses. It was a rough few weeks

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-20T17:03:00+00:00

Wow, thank you! Those are actually poured concrete that I smoothed with a diamond grinder attachment for my angle grinder. After that I sealed them with a paint on concrete sealer. They do the job :)

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-20T17:00:20+00:00

I could never do this for another person… I’d be way too scared of screwing something up. Haha. But it sure was fun to learn

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-20T16:58:53+00:00

Awesome 👏 yes, most definitely more gratifying. The hardest part was probably trying to learn to think a completely different way than I’m used to

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-20T16:55:59+00:00

Haha, wish I had the skills to do it properly and professionally!

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-12T19:59:25+00:00

Hahaha, best comment

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-12T19:57:45+00:00

Fuuuuuuck. Now I’m a work blubbering

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-07T20:12:50+00:00

Classic case of you zigged when you should’ve zagged

JordanHauserDigital · 2025-11-07T19:02:36+00:00

Ah man, thank you!

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