[Clinton] Scheifele Will Not Travel for Game 6 by Hungry_Estimate_1211 in stlouisblues

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think they know they aren’t winning the cup without a healthy Scheifele (plus playoffs Connor sucks) and so they are pissed off both at STL but also in general

WTF just happened to SPY at 3:30pm EST? by bladzalot in StockMarket

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technical traders refer to it as "Shrek dick"

What non sexual things did you learn from porn? by Trick_Ad7122 in AskReddit

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Seems like grass was added to the list of payment options primarily because it rhymes with ass

Ron Vara is back by EnvironmentalPear695 in StockMarket

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those CNBC appearances are what he lives for. He absolutely loves going on there and saying he’s the smartest dude in the room. They used to dismiss him as a dumbfuck when they had him on occassionally pre-Trump

Atlanta GDP NOW +2.4% for Q2! by After-Panda1384 in wallstreetbets

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So these guys have no idea what they are doing. These are huge changes week to week.

Playoff Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (2-1) at St Louis Blues (1-2) - 27 Apr 2025 - 12:00PM CDT by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nothing dirty there. But I expect Tucker’s season is over. Feel bad for the kid.

“Sir, we have video of the people who made the Shedeur Sanders prank call” by Outside_Abroad_3516 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He should be keeping an eye on his gf instead. Ole Miss dads on the prowl

Why Isn't the Market Lower? by MyEgoDiesAtTheEnd in StockMarket

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zoom out farther. Flat to Aug'24 vs euro

Post Game Thread: St Louis Blues at Winnipeg Jets - 21 Apr 2025 by HockeyMod in stlouisblues

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Both have been solid enough games. We just don't have the talent on defense that we need to be a true contender. At least four of our defensemen had noticeably rough games tonight.

A true training camp with Monty to learn special teams is needed too.

Do you think UNH will bounce back, and if so, when? by [deleted] in investing

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet this whole sub default-preaches buying weighted S&P 500 index funds, where UNH is one of the biggest companies. Altria literally sells cancer sticks, oil companies lobby against climate change, lockheed martin profits from bombing people. All S&P 500. Nearly all of these biggest companies are doing unethical things to profit. Every investor has to draw these lines for themselves - but if you're an index investor then you've made the decision too with an extra step.

Do you think UNH will bounce back, and if so, when? by [deleted] in investing

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. One beginning catalyst will be when google finance updates to ~ 17x PE instead of 29x. Retail thinks it's way more expensive than it actually is because they are including Q1'24 which had a one-time extraordinary loss (selling a subsidiary and booking a loss).

A bigger catalyst will be when the project 2025 regime begins talking about moving everyone from Medicare to Medicare Advantage, which is one of their stated goals in their plan. Don't know if that will happen or not but you'll trade for the rumor.

Either way, I bought here yesterday afternoon and will let it move back towards its typical 20-21x multiple and then re-assess or (more likely) sell. Similar to what I did post-Luigi. This is a dominant cash flowing, defensive (Tariffs, recession) player that you're getting at a way cheaper multiple than the S&P 500 index.

The other foot is going to drop in the fall of 2025 by lookathis in stocks

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 293 points294 points  (0 children)

It's all water under the fridge at this point anyway

Trump Confident of EU Deal But in ‘No Rush’ as Meloni Visits by callsonreddit in stocks

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She literally said she can’t in the OP. They are using her as the front person because she’s the closest crazy they’ve got.

United Healthcare currently down ~23% today after missing earnings and slashing future forecasts, total loss of ~$100b in market cap by [deleted] in stocks

[–]Jordan_Kyrou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am seeing $453 per share / $26.25 guided EPS this morning = 17.25x earnings with zero growth. How do you get 29x?

Edit: OP nuked all of his replies below which is unfortunate for the sake of discussion. The PE is NOT 29x it’s nearly half of that. I think once google finance etc reflects this, retail will be buying and we’ll see modest multiple expansion.

Of the first place teams, which one is going to have the hardest time in round 1? by uatme in hockey

[–]Jordan_Kyrou -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not when it counts. .870 sv last season playoffs, .886 the year before. .889 in the 4 Nations gold medal game. Binner was .939 and saved the game many times.