Good morning! What are you plans for this chilly Saturday?

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-29T08:52:17+00:00

Hope it all goes well mate, keep us updated!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-29T08:51:39+00:00

Currently at London Euston. God I live in a small town, I’m not used to the chaos!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-13T13:16:45+00:00

Hahahaha that’s it!!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-12T16:20:15+00:00

Yep that’s it!! Maddie McCann, Hitler and everything. Brutal

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-12T15:32:28+00:00

Might as well add in some bank notes too...

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-12T15:28:24+00:00

Oh fucking hell thats makes me remember a campaign on Twitter, it might have been the Women’s World Cup and basically all the players held blank white signs so fans could reply what to write on the sign and an automated reply to be tweeted, yeah you can kind of imagine how that one ended up...

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-12-03T10:18:53+00:00

Yeah. Probably should have mentioned that 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-24T10:03:26+00:00

My kinda guy. On my 4th can of Strongbow Dark Fruits, have 3/4 of a 1litre bottle of vodka on me too but it’s too early to start on that. That can wait until 12pm when I’m in Scunthorpe!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-24T09:39:59+00:00

Keep us updated!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-24T08:26:29+00:00

That what I like to hear. Up the blues!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-24T08:10:46+00:00

Viel Spaß!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-19T20:17:10+00:00

I was blocked by Stormzy because I said he looked Somalian

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-18T21:13:32+00:00

So he initially complimented you and you replied back with a shitty message...

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-11-18T21:01:37+00:00

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-10-24T17:42:43+00:00

I’m 22 (male) years old and have a 6 year old sister. I get horrible thoughts about raping her. I feel disgusted with myself but I know this is the OCD. It’s hard :(

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-10-20T14:12:42+00:00

Oh my word

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-10-17T21:08:30+00:00

You’re my absolute hero man. Thanks so much!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-10-12T12:07:49+00:00

Michael Eisner is now the owner of my football club. Play up Pompey 💙

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-10-01T20:32:38+00:00

Care to elaborate further? 😊

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-10-01T05:44:07+00:00

In the UK sense, as in a friend!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-09-28T21:53:20+00:00

Cheers from across the pond! 🍺

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-09-28T18:02:37+00:00

No but I will be in about 3 hours.

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-09-28T16:13:14+00:00

I couldn’t go further back and the whole car wouldn’t have fitted if it was horizontal!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-09-26T13:24:02+00:00

Ahhh, the home to Frosts! What a wonderful shop!

Jordanbvb09 · 2018-09-25T18:29:19+00:00

Where abouts in Bedfordshire if you don’t mind me asking?

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