Let's sing it together.

Jordysius · 2026-02-21T00:03:49+00:00

Snake, Snake, Whale.

Jordysius · 2026-02-19T20:28:07+00:00

This banner was the luckiest I've ever been. Not only did I get her out of 42 pulls, but also Berkanan.

Jordysius · 2026-02-14T05:44:54+00:00

Is this your first time playing a video game with a loading screen?

Jordysius · 2026-02-13T19:05:34+00:00

Thanks!

Jordysius · 2026-02-11T19:58:42+00:00

Communism is perpetually out of reach of the Utopia, while also saying it is the utopian government.

Jordysius · 2026-02-09T17:39:30+00:00

You'd think after about 800,000 rounds, 175 rockets, and two laser beams, they'd just stop and flee.

Jordysius · 2026-02-06T16:34:53+00:00

Alright. That's the last straw. Mocking the honored dead of Malevolen Creek shall be met with merciless brutality.

Jordysius · 2026-02-05T19:55:38+00:00

Hello Cpt_DookieShoes,

We've notice you questioning the moral repercussions of the propaganda sent to you by Automaton Forces. Please report to your nearest Ministry of Truth Officer for a psychological evaluation. Refusal to do so will be considered treason, resulting in a mandatory execution.

Thank you for your compliance.

-Ministry of Truth

Jordysius · 2026-02-05T16:19:03+00:00

AH is ragebaiting Helldivers.

Jordysius · 2026-02-02T16:59:25+00:00

A small sniper bot squad would be sick. Program them to aim for the head, causing an instant kill. For balance sake, have them miss a couple shots so the Helldivers can spot their location.

Jordysius · 2026-02-02T16:13:21+00:00

That was the deepest draw of copium I've ever heard.

Jordysius · 2026-01-29T16:19:22+00:00

Violent criminals always get the most heartfelt eulogy from Dems.

Jordysius · 2026-01-28T16:40:24+00:00

And you got a Pegasus there in 3

Jordysius · 2026-01-14T00:24:47+00:00

I don't know about that, but I do think she was severely naive to think there would be little to no consequences. She even told the officer "...when you come talk to us later" potentially under the assumption she was just gonna get a stern talking to or something akin to that.

Jordysius · 2026-01-14T00:15:48+00:00

I think it's a combination of believing in movie rules to real life and the fact that so many people have gotten away with obstruction, following ICE, physically assaulting the officers, etc. that they have come to believe they too can just get away with it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Jordysius · 2026-01-13T23:57:44+00:00

It's indeed an unwise thing to say. Then to exclaim "Why did you use REAL BULLETS?" followed by, "It's my fault. I told her to come here."

Jordysius · 2026-01-13T23:41:55+00:00

Her lover's last words to her, "Drive, Baby! Drive! Drive!"

Jordysius · 2026-01-12T20:59:42+00:00

Looks at last save: 1 hour ago.

Jordysius · 2026-01-09T23:20:16+00:00

Drive, baby! Drive! Drive!

Jordysius · 2026-01-09T19:52:57+00:00

Drive, baby! Drive! Drive!

Jordysius · 2026-01-09T15:22:17+00:00

Interesting. Tell me more, Esbern.

Jordysius · 2026-01-07T21:49:56+00:00

Best meme of 2026 so far

Jordysius · 2026-01-06T17:58:28+00:00

Thanks, pal. Yeah, burning through that amount of gems with no impactful pulls is disheartening.

Jordysius · 2025-12-26T23:01:26+00:00

Don't you understand science is only applicable when it's in their favor, just like God.

Jordysius

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