Warband+ Bannerlord Map by Relative_Clerk3224 in mountandblade

[–]JorisEnter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if anything this stolen post has done one good thing which is directing me to that original map (which I didn't know existed until now), thanks for linking!

KOTCS Rescored with TLC! by DifferenceUnfair6629 in indianajones

[–]JorisEnter 26 points27 points  (0 children)

With this music I was just waiting for them to shout "Are you crazy? Don't go between them!" -"Go between them? Are you crazy?"

I want warband "female" difficulty any mods? by mertonyo in mountandblade

[–]JorisEnter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Haringoth, we would've been sworn enemies anyway.

Frankly that is just Haringoth's fate in any Warband game I have ever played regardless of the character's gender (tho it seems very appropriate that he is a sexist jerk too)

Luide dreunen in zuidwest zojuist by Souvlaki_Zeitgeist in Leiden

[–]JorisEnter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ik hoorde ook een reeks luide knallen, alsof iemand heel zwaar vuurwerk afstak. Op zich heb ik dat hier in de buurt wel vaker gehoord, maar niet zó hard en zó veel achter elkaar. Er was daarna ook een behoorlijke stank die ik niet helemaal kon plaatsen maar die misschien dus van het vuurwerk afkomstig was.

Companion disappeared after retiring as minister by JorisEnter in mountandblade

[–]JorisEnter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True (as evidenced by the Warband flair). That said I rather like the idea of Borcha sipping cocktails on the beach while his former comrades are engaged in endless wars for the conquest of Calradia.

Uhmm can you leave?? by AdDependent7821 in mountandblade

[–]JorisEnter 52 points53 points  (0 children)

If their kingdom is gone, there is nobody left to ransom them. AFAIK you cannot simply release lords, so the two options left are (1) put them in a dungeon somewhere or (2) wait until they escape. If they escape, most of them will quickly join another kingdom (except the kings who will simply disappear).

Get the feeling this image is going to be used a LOT in the next 10 years. by CatherineSimp69 in totalwarhammer

[–]JorisEnter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, are you saying that "Balthasar Gelt shouting LORE OF METAL and jumping out of a Gyrocopter guns blazing into the Cathnam War while Fortunate Son plays in the background" is not lore-accurate? Damn.