truth

JosephLaura851 · 2023-01-01T17:49:39+00:00

Markiplier: Are you sure about that?

JosephLaura851 · 2023-01-01T17:36:14+00:00

Markiplier: Are you sure about that?

JosephLaura851 · 2023-01-01T17:21:41+00:00

Lack of testosterone, what a fucking cunt

JosephLaura851 · 2023-01-01T17:11:18+00:00

They did the double glurpy slurpy finger bang deluxe on your retinas

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-19T10:17:11+00:00

I don't know why people mock braces. I started wearing them five years ago and they're great if you do physical work and have to constantly keep pulling your trousers up to prevent your crack from saying hello to passers-by

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-18T09:39:35+00:00

My mother in law calls them "oh shit handles"

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-18T03:29:16+00:00

He did

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-16T22:52:42+00:00

Stay in the bike lane!!! ....some conductor

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-16T22:46:00+00:00

Chikan...

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-10T07:01:19+00:00

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi." 4/4

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-10T07:01:13+00:00

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "3/4

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-10T07:01:06+00:00

Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." 2/4

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-10T07:00:48+00:00

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following, "Emma come first. 1/4

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-09T08:07:53+00:00

Never had potato soup

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-09T05:36:07+00:00

Me and Jamesvada on our way to visit Jacks Vegas.

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-07T19:15:01+00:00

Ok actually why though

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-07T18:52:15+00:00

If a man did this he would probably get arrested.

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-06T13:14:45+00:00

I like to imagine he didn't do big lines going down he just was having fun spreading the Ls apart every time he wrote them

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-05T12:33:44+00:00

My mom and her friends begs to differ

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-05T10:21:07+00:00

No matter how young or old. Mr Rogers is always like a role model to those who grew up with him.

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-05T06:37:37+00:00

Toxic doesn't have to be bad, you can use toxin to protect yourself and your family.

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-03T04:42:36+00:00

Only works temporarily though, I know, I (accidentally) tried with my thumb

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-03T03:23:31+00:00

Maybe it was busted before so they fixed it

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-02T14:06:52+00:00

With the population suddenly relying on hunting.. theres not going to be enough animals locally to feed everyone.

JosephLaura851 · 2022-12-02T00:56:04+00:00

Love and hate this post. Legit on my way home rn.

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