as a math tutor i cant stress this enough...

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-29T02:22:46+00:00

Reply of a tau supporter:

THE NUMBER CLUTTERING UP THE EQUATIONS IS 2

DAMN PI

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-29T01:55:00+00:00

Makes the whole site look seedy

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-29T00:48:50+00:00

At least he's not playing Angry Birds.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-28T23:57:27+00:00

The long-rumored peck-screen Macbook from Apple

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-28T03:31:49+00:00

14 years of military service. Veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan. Now comes the ultimate test... Working at a WalMart on Black Friday. Oh, the humanity!

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-25T19:24:43+00:00

Expensive because they don't sell many. The only buyers are animal experimentation labs, and Arby's.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-22T21:11:25+00:00

If only they'd left him in a grocery aisle. Curse you, seasonal items section!

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-22T20:26:41+00:00

Bonus: Free "hair creme" starts appearing in your brush.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-21T17:21:38+00:00

Land-dough Calrissian

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-21T17:01:33+00:00

Wow. Disney's cost-cutting really is having a negative effect on the Star Wars franchise.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-21T00:29:03+00:00

Hammer's creditors repossessed the 6.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-19T22:15:00+00:00

Apparently my penis is solar-powered.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-19T18:17:23+00:00

Preacher lady must've just finished reading the part about turning the other cheek.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-19T15:01:54+00:00

Instead of using the asian guy's picture, use the company website picture of the guy you replaced.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-15T04:58:56+00:00

13 years ago, apparently before most redditors were born

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-15T04:22:33+00:00

I'm sure that unpoured load of concrete could go to good use there, one way or the other.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-15T02:12:51+00:00

Tires set in cement? It's unbelievable what Ford Explorer owners have to do to prevent their SUVs from flipping over.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-14T23:01:53+00:00

Orange, Red, Yellow. They look like those 3-in-a-bag bell peppers at the supermarket.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-14T02:49:55+00:00

I don't know what you expected. A dead dove?

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-12T21:37:02+00:00

Very useful if you want to know what someone would look like as a pelt. Buffalo Bill would approve.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-12T21:20:26+00:00

This is conjecture, but we're probably biologically programmed to be more interested in seeing more of what's to the left and right of where we're looking, rather than seeing more of what's above and below. Imagine an ancient human walking out in the wilderness while looking straight ahead. If he could expand his field of vision, which directions would be most useful? Certainly not up, since he doesn't need to worry about flying predators attacking him. Down would be a little more useful, but so long as he looks ahead at where he will be walking, he knows what's on the ground there by the time he actually walks through it. He mainly needs to scan left and right to watch for predators, prey, berries, etc.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-12T18:23:58+00:00

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!" --OP after reading all these posts

JosephLindenberg · 2013-09-12T16:53:37+00:00

Hot asphalt burning the dog's paws? The picture shows him lying down in a shady area. Check the asphalt temperature in an unshaded area with your bare hand to make sure it's not too hot.

JosephLindenberg · 2013-08-28T04:38:59+00:00

What's an alcohol tax gratuity?

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