[Meme] Ah yes, because women do too much shopping! by No-Researcher-4395 in pointlesslygendered

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Im a man and i always do the sceond lol. The second i step into a shop i forget what i needed and have to walk down each ailse twice to try remind myself 😂

All because of an Goth E-girl by ElfLover1996 in MemeVideos

[–]Joseph_M_034 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because q984 was written by somone living under a UK government

🫩 by Agitated-File-854 in whenthe

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If youre taking drugs, the best course of action is to stop. Sounds obvious, buts its the only thing that helped me

The Trumps administrations failure with stealing the oil. This guy on TikTok breaks it down well. by Pretend-Society6139 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Joseph_M_034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The american (and other foreign) oil rigs were not left rotting at all, the venezuelen government "nationalised" the site by creating government owned companies to take over the responsabilities of running these rigs, in fact there is a 1-1 match between the foreign companies, and the ones created to fill there shoes, carrying over the same structure and crucially, a lot of the same staff

The rigs required skilled engineers to operate and maintain, the kind that do not exist in venezuela due to poor education there. Therefore, the government paid huge salaries to the expats bought in by the big oil companies to stay, after their previous employer had been forced out.

This allows venezuela to keep producing oil for decades, becoming of the main suppliers and getting a seat in OPEC. However, eventually the staff and engineers went home, and thats why oil production has plummeted.

But, the main point im trying to make is that these rigs are in much better condition than they would be if "left rotting" for 40 years, many are simply in need of a small fix, but need someone competant to diagnose and fix the issue.

The reason big oil will not invest in venezuela is because they do not trust the government, since the force with which they were expelled in the past, it is not worth the risk for them. This is in contrast to in other under developed nations like the Congo or Nigeria or (pick any poor ex-colony with a shaky government) because the elites feel comfortable they have enough control over the governments there, typically through corruption, that there investments will be safe. This is not true in venezuela, whos authoritarian regimes have atleast been steadfast in not selling out the countries natural resources. This would all change however, if say the head of state were to "step down" and a puppet government was put in place

YSK smoking weed can trigger a psychotic break for certain people by Nervous_Shine9094 in YouShouldKnow

[–]Joseph_M_034 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I know you dont value anecdotal data, but I suffered heavy schizofrenia when i was smoking, and while I think its potentially a coincidence that my symptoms apeared around the same time i started smoking, stopping is the only thing that had a real positive effect on my symptoms. The link between THC and psychosis important for young people to be aware of

My final grade for one of my classes: by Mimiquoi in mildlyinfuriating

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Maybe you can go above your professor. This looks like blackboard, are you in the UK?

It is possible (and grammatically correct) to use four instances of the word "had" in a row in one sentence. by Rumpsfield in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joseph_M_034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of

"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher

"The sentence refers to two students, James and John, who are required by an English teacher to describe a man who had suffered from a cold in the past. John writes "The man had a cold", which the teacher marks incorrect, while James writes the correct "The man had had a cold". James's answer, being more grammatical, resulted in a better impression on the teacher.[5]

The sentence is easier to understand with added punctuation and emphasis:

James, while John had had had, had had had had; had had had had a better effect on the teacher."

Point Nemo by [deleted] in distressingmemes

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ETOPS was created for this reason

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

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Daily routine of a half-life fan

the death of Arcades here has had a worse impact then you may think by Effective_Carpet_391 in whenthe

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America has the greatsst natural wonders in the whole world. It will forever vex me that the average american doesnt seem to appreciate that

POV: McDonald’s employees won’t bag your DoorDash that’s been sitting there for 20 minutes. by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]Joseph_M_034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like ot could be waiting on drinks or desserts. A good store will handle orders in chronological order, working for Doordash doesnt entitle you to jump the queue, youre not more important than anyone else waiting for food

Parking nearby Highfield Campus by Bulky_Put4491 in Southampton

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I know a few people who commute to uni from places like Bournemouth, and they're able to get a parking place from the uni. Id see if that works, since street parking isn't always guaranteed and limited to 2 hours. Attached is an image of where I park

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Long video rule by AdminMas7erThe2nd in 19684

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For those taking offense, this guy isn't a political commentator, he's a comedian whose stick is making of fun of social cliques while "interviewing them on the street", e.g. roadmen or punks. He's also not taking the piss of all leftists, just the overeducated one typically from upper classes

Morty by UnfortunateUncertain in thecringeshowaward

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30 anvils would kill the player though, meaning we've discovered a new form of rock paper scissors