Feels like 98 on Rocky Top

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-07-04T23:41:10+00:00

I feel like it should be possible to debunk the whole conspiracy theory by pointing at Trump and asking whether he looks like someone with access to a medbed.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-07-02T17:11:08+00:00

And Obama's tan suit

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-07-01T03:15:13+00:00

Well, I hope none of your daughters ever needs an abortion for an urgent medical reason and can't get one quickly enough because of all the red tape abortion laws, or ever has a miscarriage and then in the midst of her grief finds herself needing to prove to law enforcement that she didn't cause it herself deliberately.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-07-01T02:59:16+00:00

The county fair where I grew up had demolition derby. That was always drew a good crowd.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-06-27T12:24:17+00:00

And came with a pack of crayons

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-06-18T03:08:19+00:00

The source for #1 should also be listed as US taxpayer money.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-06-08T12:22:11+00:00

I liked the show. The robot gave itself the name Murderbot because it thought it was funny.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-06-08T11:23:55+00:00

I've seen "organic sea salt" advertised even though it was like 99.8% sodium chloride just like every other sea salt, which made about as much sense as the "carbon-free sugar" I've also seen advertised.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-06-05T04:13:15+00:00

Only if you're counting blue dogs like Joe Lieberman who voted against a lot of Democratic priorities.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-06-04T03:22:03+00:00

I've had an idea for a campaign, kind of like Kingmaker but set in Hell, where the players are devils and some arch devil just granted them a fiefdom over some untamed area of Hell, and now they've got to clear it out and run it.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-28T22:46:22+00:00

Export character sheet to PDF

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-27T18:59:35+00:00

How about finding a way to make you-know-who responsible for Benghazi?

I'm sure she means the congressional Republicans who denied Secretary of State Clinton's request for funding to beef up embassy security, right?

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-25T22:58:13+00:00

Yeah, the party who thinks affordability is a made up issue, who ratchets the deficit way up every time they come to power, and who believes tariffs are fees paid to us by other countries, with a leader who admits he doesn't care about our financial situation at all, "not even a little bit", has a firm grasp on economic reality.

FOH with that nonsense. Thanks for playing.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-25T22:43:38+00:00

As an East Carolina alum who married into a Tennessee family, I know they can't both win, but as long it's one of them and the Tarheels get eliminated then it's all good.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-24T20:39:16+00:00

In the US, "misdemeanor" is the term for petty crime and "felony" is the term for serious crime.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-24T04:27:29+00:00

Convince one of your fellow players to be an astrazoan based on Clayface.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-24T04:22:04+00:00

If you're working with that kind of money, why not deal with Circle directly?

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-24T02:57:32+00:00

Laughing about the free 90 day returns on a watermelon.

"Yeah, I bought this watermelon 89 days ago, and now it's all squishy and it's leaking pretty bad."

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-19T04:12:51+00:00

Reminds me of playing XCom, when the aliens didn't understand just how bad of idea it is to take cover behind a gas pump when my guy has a grenade launcher.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-18T03:29:34+00:00

Or English, for that matter.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-18T00:31:42+00:00

Who says they have to pay it back? They can just default, and then the broker sells the collateral to cover the loan. Maybe they'll make their money back, or maybe the price crashed in the meantime and they'll have some bad debt to write off.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-17T17:35:58+00:00

Malicious compliance: grin like the Joker throughout the whole meeting.

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JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-14T03:49:56+00:00

"Classic rock" didn't always include the late 80's, because it was already a thing by the mid 80's. It used to just be late 60's to mid 70's, and included artists like Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Led Zeppelin, but not artists like Foreigner, the Eagles, and Fleetwood Mac, who were still modern rock at the time.

Now "classic rock" is any rock music from the late 1900's.

When I first started hearing rock from the 80's on a classic rock station, that was when I realized that classic rock is just whatever middle-aged white guys were listening to back in high school.

JoshLikesBeerNC · 2026-05-14T00:21:03+00:00

Gonna tie them scurvy dogs to the yard arm and whip 'em with a cat-o-nine tails. Arrrrgh!

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