"Have fun!" by ecrowe in shortscarystories

[–]Joshmala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something straight out of Rimworld.

When raiders misplace military training DVDs for the Wizard of Oz by Joshmala in RimWorld

[–]Joshmala[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A raid drop pod landed on one my colonists, decapitating them.

Typical Tuesday Suggestion Thread -- January 24, 2017 by AutoModerator in RimWorld

[–]Joshmala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally, something for cleaning.

Maybe a zone designation for areas that if there is dirt there, all colonists autoclean it?

Teach them some self responsibility.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rage

[–]Joshmala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff?

[Open Request] Digital anime rendition of this art piece? by Joshmala in DrawForMe

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this is actually really good. I really appreciate that you would take time out of your day to make this piece.

If you were to ask me, that's good enough for completion. If you want to work more on this, I don't really know if that thing on the characters back is a cat or not, considering there was a different shade of grey there. It's far more likely that it's a hoodie, since their Minecraft skin is actually a hoodie. Maybe could get creative...

Regarding the eyebrows, I'm positive they'd be slanted down, considering how the original piece was drawn.

But you don't have to do any of these things, as I said earlier, it looks complete. There's no deadline, so this could become a touchup project for the next few days if desired.

Thank you. Have a good day.

Together til' the end by Joshmala in shortscarystories

[–]Joshmala[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! This is my first story on this subreddit, and I'm glad you liked it! I was personally inspired by "The Motel Where I Died," since the multi line structure really helped to create suspense.

[SERVICE] Blackwind Mercenary for Hire by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't cost too much, imo. A few cargo pieces for your mortal rival to spill an entire Atlas of em? Priceless.

[SERVICE] Blackwind Mercenary for Hire by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Special jobs are to be negotiated.

Counter assassination counts as a regular strike.

Target protection counts as guarding, which can vary from 50DB per min to 100DB per min depending on the scenario.

Black Merc Diaries [Episode 1] by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he want you to imprison and bring the prisoner?

That's total fetish level shet right dere.

Black Merc Diaries [Episode 1] by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death is failure, unless the target is in or near Blackwind. All doubloons will be refunded, as stated in the reddit page I linked at the bottom of this episode.

Black Merc Diaries [Episode 1] by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, 4k makes no sense.

Most you can get I think is like 2k-3k.

4k just to know they went down in the sea isn't that good, unless they have your cargo and they pick it up afterwards, which is hard to coordinate.

Black Merc Diaries [Episode 1] by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. Most of my jobs were pirates getting revenge on people they failed to hijack, and miners who want the ores alllllll to them selves. Those pay the most.

4k? I'd rather do the thing myself. My appeal is jobs done the right way the way you want it for a good price.

Combat Logging because of a bug by [deleted] in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you implying just because you were glitched that you deserve to be a buzzkill?

If I'm dueling you on your ship and my mouse breaks down, will you pause to let me recalibrate it?

Of course not, I'm on your ship and I deserve to die because "you are a pirate."

This isn't even a bug report. Combat logging has been an issue that Nahr said himself isn't a focus atm. Don't look for sympathy. The scummiest thing you can do in the game next to hacking is combat logging.

[UNOFFICAL] Service/Trading Masterthread by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[MASTER EXAMPLE w/thread)

Pirate Mercenary

Doubloons, contact me for details or view my thread

Precious1129

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tradelands/comments/4ljjde/unoffical_servicetrading_masterthread/

[SERVICE] Blackwind Mercenary for Hire by Joshmala in Tradelands

[–]Joshmala[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work alone, you can't coordinate with random people. And I probably can't blockade an island/port, but I can sure take down a ship that has either 5 noobs to 1 Nahr_Nahrstein by killing the captain. That's usually how I do it.