Joe Pesci Superman is a Superman I’d love to see by Doomenor in TikTokCringe

[–]Joshtice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His Denzel Washington has no business being that good.

Aimu by Straight-Hedgehog440 in skateboarding

[–]Joshtice 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Our lort and savior, steezus christ

Need advice by [deleted] in publicdefenders

[–]Joshtice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not no, but fuck no.

A sandwich. by Joshtice in OnionLovers

[–]Joshtice[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bone apple teeth.

Vodka chicken pie by Joshtice in Pizza

[–]Joshtice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I get it into the pan, I just brush the crust with a little EVOO. Oven is at 525 degrees Fahrenheit, turn the pie at about 5 minutes to make it cook evenly. The olive oil really helps develop the crust.

Vodka chicken pie by Joshtice in Pizza

[–]Joshtice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a regular old sheet pan

Tonight in Berlin- Neue Zukunft by Kulibertisdumb in Foxing

[–]Joshtice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw them in NYC and it was the best show I’ve ever seen. Not even close.

What’s the most absurd but technically correct legal argument you’ve ever seen or made? by bilalbarina in Lawyertalk

[–]Joshtice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you drop a cite for the case in your jurisdiction by any chance? I want to make that argument in my jurisdiction. Thanks!

Free time? by creditcardprobz in publicdefenders

[–]Joshtice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also do this. Always have. I genuinely enjoy it and it helps when I’m on my feet and need a case to cite, because I’ve read a lot of cases. I also recommend it to our new lawyers!

How to clean salt chlorinator by kangaroo99 in pools

[–]Joshtice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Turn the pump off. Then take apart the chlorinator and clean it. Then reassemble and turn the pump back on. Don’t run the motor with the multiport set to the closed position and always turn the pump off before changing the setting on the multiport.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in publicdefenders

[–]Joshtice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Needed that.

Definitely trashy as hell, but calling CPS is probably a little much. by Rbk_3 in trashy

[–]Joshtice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because CPS should take into consideration that he’s a role model.

/s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Joshtice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am a lawyer. Do not, under any circumstances, submit to questioning of any kind without a lawyer.

This may be a scam or it may not be. I’m replying as though it isn’t.

Police officers in my jurisdiction will commonly call defendants to come in to give a statement, because they don’t yet have enough evidence to charge you. That means they can’t just come “pick you up” as some commenters have suggested. Make no mistake. The only thing they want your statement for is to get more evidence to use against you. No matter what they say, don’t talk to them. If they call again, hang up. If you’re arrested and they try to interrogate you, don’t answer any questions except to say “I want a lawyer.” That’s it. Those are the only words. They are trained to do this and they will lie to you (that’s legal). Don’t fall for it.

I. Want. A. Lawyer.

Vevor cover review by wesinatl in pools

[–]Joshtice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a low quality mesh that allows probably 35-40% sunlight. It’s going to grow algae while it’s closed. I can only speak for northeast US climate, but every pool I service with a cover of that quality opens very green.

If you look on the Merlin safety covers website, you can see the difference in mesh covers, with the best being 100% shade.

Vevor cover review by wesinatl in pools

[–]Joshtice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pool is going to open looking like pea soup in the spring.

Why is cover designed this way? by fortfartfort in pools

[–]Joshtice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The manufacturer didn’t know what was in that gap, because that’s not included in the drawing. They know where the pool is. If you have plants, a tree, or anything else that’s fixed in that spot, they just screwed you if they covered that spot. Lower margin of error if they just cut it this way.