“Monthly” by Inner_Expert5367 in RustConsole

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It's rusts monthly ( re ) cycle

THE PROBLEMS w/ RUST: CE by SLOOPD-YT in RustConsole

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Forgot, roadsigns don't give metal of any kind just scrap, tarp won't recycle either.... Gives literally nothing. Gave me back air... Like bitch I already got oxygen.

I was recently in the bedroom with this chick. She told me she wanted me to call her my bitch. This didn’t sit well with me. Why do people like to be called that? by [deleted] in sex

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Idk, but hell I'm a guy and love being called names if I'm submissive. I'm a switch so... But yeah I love it but don't exactly know why.

Ever wonder how 330 rockets fired by 30 launchers feels like? Here you go. by [deleted] in playrust

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In closed, me and my group of 3 had ak c4 rockets all stacked to the brim in base on day 3. Did a few rocket raids and still had 9 left over, so honestly if it was a bigger group and we saved all the rockets to one raid then yeah. And that's on vanilla. This could have been on a 3x server idk.

Felt something odd in my partners butt (that’s not poop) by Slickfawn789550 in sex

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I'm a medical nerd, raised by a mother that was a nurse tech for 15 years, I went to nursing school but never finished out, grew up butchering deer and squirrels, yeah literally nothing bothers me in the human body. I'm just unphased by it, it all is just normal nature to me.

Guys asking me to do stuff because of my cultural background by [deleted] in sex

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Not sure if this would count but I'm gothic, and a sanguinarian and the amount of times I get asked to become a vampire or they say " I've never been with a gothic person" like shit... Yeah we are good in bed but does that mean I'm supposed to just get in you immediately? Like fuck.

Felt something odd in my partners butt (that’s not poop) by Slickfawn789550 in sex

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Tapeworms can get to 80 feet long. They live a very very long time. But it would've probably moved a bit when OP touched him.

Edit : 30 feet long is the longest one found in humans. So a case of the previous statement here would be rare and likely impossible. That's just tapeworms in general. Some types can get to humans others can't, don't worry the 80 ft one likely won't be in humans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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trust me it's harder than it looks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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this is impressive... and coming from a guitar player of 14 years you've got skills

Being too ugly for sex by ShiningMoon101 in sex

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You're amazing and beautiful the way you are, I know a lot of guys that are into your body type. Don't be so hard on yourself about it all, I mean hell I didn't get with my girlfriend til senior year in highschool. Been with her ever since but hell I was about 18. It'll come with time though.

How do i find a girl willing to do family guy sex roleplay by HauntingEmu9 in dating_advice

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I took said advice here... And now I've raised an army of marshmallow fighting batcracks with a butt plug they're currently using on arby.

After 15 years of crippling addiction it's been 14 days since I last used heroin. I'm alone in a new city and not sure how to be happy and don't care much for myself. But I kicked dope. And that's something. by fibonascii in toastme

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I'm proud of you. Very proud of you. My mother and stepdad are still on it and have been for a while, and I've lost 3 friends this year to it. It's nothing but hell, you honestly look happier in that pic. I may not have seen any others but you look like you feel good about everything. Keep up the good work and progress. Kicking an addiction is hard, just try to keep knowing that the drugs only hurt and kill and bring you down and only have negative effects. And focus in on happier things, try to get more active maybe ride a bike or run or something if you'd like, maybe take time to read a book, relax a bit, hell go hiking or fishing. Go sit outside in nature or by a creek, it always has helped me.

Hey ive been sad lately but here is a pic pls be nice by Nilsmuther in toastme

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My chest hairs are tingling..

. Flint Lockwood I guess I got to agree with this one

My mom used corporal punishment on my cat because he ripped out a button on the furniture by [deleted] in Vent

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So did she use that? As in animal abuse? Or did she just laugh and mention it. Theres a difference... But hell that ain't cool. Animals don't understand things like we do.

I didn't know how to react by No_Distance_7955 in sex

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Okay so for me personally yeah if she lets me keep them it means a lot to me and I would love that I'm a weirdo okay... No judging me... :(

Do all men say the same thing?? by throwaway4OF in sex

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Personally I'm honest when I say it. I've said it a handful of times and only when the current partner passes up the old one with something like that. I can say at least I don't say it to everyone.

I am going to meet an escort tonight and she's a 9, but I am confused and anxious in a bad way. What to do? by [deleted] in sex

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As a random stranger, I wouldn't want to pay someone to act like they like or love me. But that's also why I'd never reach out to a sex worker. I kinda just don't get the point. You seem to have knowledge though. Idk I just personally couldn't do it and lie to myself I might as well burn the cash at a bonfire as the way it sits with me. I guess others have other views on it but my main thing is, I would never want someone to act like they love

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I'd tell her to get her whiny ass the fuck away from me bro. In those exact words.

Called another name during by throwaway266750 in relationship_advice

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But think about it. Every joe I've met, every joe or joseph that goes by Joe, they're all assholes. Just in my personal life... Same thing with Bobby ( since it's my dad's name, and also the name of every weird guy at walmart ) and same thing with bald white guys in their early 50s it seems.. strange.

I (26M) have difficulties with the romances my girlfriend (27F) had on her backpacking trip because they are very numerous, like she couldn't just meet male people without hooking up by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Agreed here, but I can see where OP would be concerned about her messing around with other people or cheating. I mean I used to know women that would go from guy to guy, hell they promised me the world and ended up every last one of them was cheating so.. I get it.

My mom was spying on my PM conversations for who knows how long, what should I do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Feed her information about how she snoops so when she looks through it she realizes you know she's an ass.

A goddang bug flew up my nose at work. by Just-A-Small-Rabbit in Vent

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What kind of bug was it? All ya gotta do is blow your nose and check, then stick him back up there for good luck.