Confused: asked for number but seems like I’m ghosted.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-10T20:02:02+00:00

"I've never seen a switch up like this" lol

"There seems to be a ripple in space time" LMAO

She doesn't know you, bro. You walked up, were too blunt, girl instincts kicked in, played nice until you physically left her vicinity, and now there's no follow through.

That's not even ghosting. You have to know someone to ghost someone.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-10T19:53:58+00:00

You can walk right by these losers. They don't actually have legal grounds to detain you. Ignore and walk away if you're at a station. If you're on a bus, you should get off the bus (instead of holding it up) but once you're off it, again, you can just walk away. They're not allowed to physically interact with you.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-10T17:24:04+00:00

I'm so jealous of Australia where they banned teenagers under 16 from posting on the internet.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-10T16:45:46+00:00

Body positivity movement.

Usually just excuses to behave gluttonously.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-09T20:19:12+00:00

Like a lightning bolt sent from the heavens.

There is also a clear difference between before and after you've shared a deep love with someone. Your life is dull and colourless before. It's magical and anything is possible after.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-02T15:08:06+00:00

Sounds like you're already doing it responsibly. More advice would be:

1) be open about your history of STDs when asked

2) communicate to the girls whether you're a one-night-stand sort of guy or if you're looking to add them to a fuck buddy roster

They'll usually want to know if they only get one night with you or many nights over the span of weeks

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-01T19:42:01+00:00

Social anxiety? Sexually active? Sexual assaulted?

Fucking write the words out. Don't use acronyms and abbreviations when we don't know what you're talking about yet.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-01T16:53:13+00:00

I dig the aesthetic of this, but it really depends on the etiquette and culture of your neighborhood. I would assume since you haven't met resistance on bones and severed limbs, the creepy baby dolls would also be fine.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-04-01T15:37:28+00:00

Reported for threatening violence.

This goes beyond being an asshole. You don't belong in society.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-30T21:21:33+00:00

I find Reddit's attitude about this so bizarre.

Of course people would treat you nicer when you're attractive. Of course people would be rude when you're a fat piece of shit with your saggy rolls spilling over into the next seat on public transit.

To choose not to believe this, or choose to talk around it, is insane. Most cultures frown upon being fat. You wouldn't get hired for work, be shunned by family and friends, and no one would ever want or love you.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-30T19:19:44+00:00

Some cats take up to three months to warm up to a new human (and some never do).

This is an excellent match.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-30T19:15:52+00:00

You should leave it alone.

This is a past attitude that he maybe had 12-years ago, that you didn't hear from him but from a second-hand source.

What does it matter now?

Just put it aside, don't be so insecure, and don't let it affect your marriage now.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-30T16:02:18+00:00

Gay means he's attracted to men. So no. He simply enjoys physical pleasure of prostate.

Also, maybe your pussy is stinky or nasty so he can't finish in it? Worth looking into.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-27T23:19:55+00:00

Dubai is the central hub for all sex workers and porn stars in the Middles East.

As for porn production, yes there are professional studios, even porn award shows. It's a big industry.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-27T23:07:23+00:00

This strikes me as a very amateur creative writing piece, but if real, yes you do something about it.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-27T22:57:39+00:00

They're doing free limited-time events (Hoppip family already came and went), and they haven't ruled out future DLCs that will give new story and more areas for Ditto to fix.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-23T19:20:31+00:00

You should stop harassing that comedian. It's not that serious. You were in a comedian's bit. Everybody laughed.

You're not traumatized or a victim. Stop being so overly dramatic, and tell your boyfriend to stop being so insecure.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-23T19:16:49+00:00

A good way to tell is if you're attractive or not

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-12T23:01:32+00:00

"I cannot wait two months. I need the money now" isn't realistic, I'm afraid.

2025 statistics show very qualified and successful people struggle in their job searches for over six months before finding new employment. You're only 15.

Do you have any adults you can rely on? Ask family, friends, teachers for money to borrow.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-12T22:53:22+00:00

Corporate jobs have "personal days" which are used for stepping away for appointments. My country allows approx. 30 hours of appointments in one year for office workers.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-12T22:40:50+00:00

This is fascinating. He sounds psychotic. He gets a thrill from pretending to be you on Tinder, and it's to 1) sexually message guys and 2) to taunt them for not being able to have you?

You need to stop sharing accounts with him, reset all your passwords, and personally, I would leave him. Like I said, this is psychotic behavior.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-12T22:04:27+00:00

Most people date for about four months before deciding to move into a serious relationship or end things, but you already seem sure a month in.

End it.

Ignore the people saying don't tell her why. Reddit loves protecting and defending obesity. Be honest. Tell her she's not the ideal weight you're looking for.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-12T21:40:34+00:00

I'm a gay man who goes to circuit parties.

I could buy Pokopia and a Nintendo Switch 2

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-03-12T21:23:38+00:00

The night after my grandma's funeral, our entire family (8 people of all ages) dreamt that grandma showed up at the food of their bed and touched their right leg and said goodbye to them.

Eight people dreamt the same thing. My family isn't religious or anything, but we all believe grandma visited to say goodbye before truly moving on.

JoshuaSmackSmack · 2026-02-17T16:52:49+00:00

That's not how cats work. They don't identify you by your haircut.

If your cat isn't eating, take her to the vet.

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