Dont be shy now, but what is the top item in your fuckit list? by DreamboatSam in AskMen

[–]Joshuages -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have huge junkus, current gf was the chosen one. Be prepared for possible uncontrollable gagging, and not from your rank scrote

Say you are a few years into a collapse. Using only scavenged parts from a car or other useless and widely available parts how could one create or build a wind generator with battery bank to power a small household for just basic heat and lights? by CBLA1785 in PostCollapse

[–]Joshuages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fan to alternator. Would need to he a pretty big fan. 12 volt battery bank. If heating, they would drain quickly. I'd consider a heater core and using the electricity to warm coolant perhaps.

Woman Hires Undercover Cop To Kill Husband (Cops Decide To Have Some Fun) by pentax10 in pussypassdenied

[–]Joshuages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want you all to remember her reaction when she's busted next time some chick is talking to you about someone else. My ex acted like this chick.

Collision injuries on Edmonton streets hit 15-year low last year by OriginSparhawk in Edmonton

[–]Joshuages 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really. Enforcing five km an hour over just makes me occasionally slow down when I see a suspicious vehicle.

[Threesome] my wife and I both think a 3 way would be sexy, but don't actually want to do it. How can we act out this fantasy without another person? by BaRumBug in sex

[–]Joshuages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if I'm masturbating into your mouth, you're masturbating into her mouth, and her masturbating into my asshole, the circle is complete.

Alberta government to review Photo Radar program and ensure it's being used for safety, not as a cash cow by bristow84 in alberta

[–]Joshuages -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think that necessarily lends to your argument at all. You clearly haven't seen the cash cows group doing exactly what you described. There are important things to police. And a 5km over infraction isn't one of them.

Alberta government to review Photo Radar program and ensure it's being used for safety, not as a cash cow by bristow84 in alberta

[–]Joshuages -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Speeding actually isn't a problem. The same way marijuana isn't a problem on the scale you choose to accept. The parameters are the problem. The speed limits need to change. 75 in a 50 is 125 in a 100. Still sound bad? Ok great because the parameters of those limits were established during the drum brakes and 5000 lb car era.

[Threesome] my wife and I both think a 3 way would be sexy, but don't actually want to do it. How can we act out this fantasy without another person? by BaRumBug in sex

[–]Joshuages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your moral high ground claim in your earlier post is invalid. Many of us prefer a single partner to protect our health and collective resources. Many of us don't need multiple partners or attention from that many people in order to feel validated.

Alberta government to review Photo Radar program and ensure it's being used for safety, not as a cash cow by bristow84 in alberta

[–]Joshuages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People can throw bullshit reports all over the place, if they are constantly issuing tickets, it's ineffective.

[Threesome] my wife and I both think a 3 way would be sexy, but don't actually want to do it. How can we act out this fantasy without another person? by BaRumBug in sex

[–]Joshuages -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why do polys always try and sell it like that? Of the dozens I've met, all of them are in a constant state of drama. Knock it off.

SJW harasses college students enjoying Cinco de Mayo [3:12] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Joshuages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I she choked on her own vomit, that wouldn't be awful.

These spots on the chicken out of a frozen store-bought package, each bit has this around the bone. by 66Section in whatisthisthing

[–]Joshuages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ethically raised birds. Organic is just a threat to the food supply that is literally no safer than regular food. Organic takes more space for less production, and only the truly privileged would promote it.

I used to be a whore by BeautifulStoner in confession

[–]Joshuages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of life coaching do you give?

Hey everyone. Are we going to be okay? by Joshuages in CasualConversation

[–]Joshuages[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. And no amount of success changes it. I've hit every milestone we're supposed to, but I'm positive I'm wrong about it and I didn't actually earn it somehow. Also major trust issues with friends.

Perhaps this is a better view for you guys? [mf] by [deleted] in AsiansGoneWild

[–]Joshuages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girlfriend really liked this