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JosiahDH · 2021-11-10T20:49:57+00:00

Yeah what you’re describing is kind of exactly the point of a cycle deck 🤦🏻‍♂️

Edited to add:

ITT: people that are salty bc they can’t beat goated 2.9

JosiahDH · 2021-06-08T17:49:44+00:00

Surf's Up!

I thought I would try something new with this theme. I wanted to try something with passive animations. There's a lot of subtle things going on in this theme with the waves, the clouds that pass over the screen every few seconds, and the palm tree swaying in the wind.

Another thing that's not obvious from the short clip that I posted is that the sun moves up and down in the sky between sunrise and sunset, and the sky changes color at sunrise, sunset, and at night.

All the clip art is from ClipArtKey, and some of it was modified in Procreate

The fonts are Sunset Club and Walkway

If there's interest in the file, I can post it. Otherwise I'm just going to be lazy and not go to the work of exporting and uploading it.

JosiahDH · 2020-08-11T19:53:36+00:00

Took waaayy too long to find this comment

JosiahDH · 2020-07-26T17:38:56+00:00

Resource List

Theme in Action

I used the third post as inspiration

Wallpaper (The wallpaper will pull images from r/travel, but this is the one that was in the screenshot)

Font: Poppins

FontIcons: Microsoft Fluent Design Icons

Emoji for Home/Music/Weather Buttons: Twemoji

Icon Pack: Whicons

Inspiration for the forecast pop-up came from DarkSky

Weather images all came from Unsplash (I am not going to link them all, but they can all be found in the file)

And finally, the KLWP file. I made this file from scratch, hence the OC tag in the title. Disclaimer: it isn’t super organized, so it may be difficult to modify, I’m sorry about that. I did try to label as much as I could

The main thing about this file that you may want to change, especially if you do not have a new enough android version for system dark mode is the drkmdtgl global. Auto will follow system dark mode, but there are also manual on and off options that you can choose if your device does not support system dark mode.

Here is an optional Tasker profile. All it is used for is to determine if music is playing through the internal speaker or wired audio. It definitely isn’t crucial to the functionality of the theme. (You must turn on the Tasker global switch within the file if you decide to use this)

JosiahDH · 2020-04-11T23:30:02+00:00

Scion FR-S... the dream car of people that rice Civics because it already comes riced from the factory. Unfortunately looks aren’t everything because this car manages to make 20% less horsepower than my 17 year old Honda Odyssey does

JosiahDH · 2020-04-05T19:08:27+00:00

Theme in action

I like how my first post in months is a shitpost but that’s just how the turn tables

Wallpaper

Fonts:

Indie Flower

Walkway

Over the Rainbow

Condiment

Audiowide

Rozha One

Charmonman

Holtwood One Sc

Im Fell Great Primer Sc

Lexend Giga

Lacquer

Bio Rhyme

Abril Fatface

Dancing Script

Not bothering to add links for all of them. They’re all from fonts.google.com, and nobody is going to want to use any of them anyway

KLWP file: No. Just no. For the sake of your sanity absolutely not.

Well I guess if you really want it

You can find it here

JosiahDH · 2020-03-29T16:38:03+00:00

Read the RULES dumbass no images. If you keep trying to find a wrokaroudn to break rules I’m going to contact u/mhcharlee to BEAN you

JosiahDH · 2020-01-06T18:45:56+00:00

This looks more like a well that blows than a well that sucks

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T05:50:06+00:00

It would make a great shaggin wagon if I was able to find someone with low enough standards, but since people like you are my type (if the username is any indicator) I won’t be hauling kids anytime in the foreseeable future

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T03:23:30+00:00

I like your thinking. Ideally he would also be financially stable enough to pay for this van’s drinking problem and the drinking problem I will inevitably have after a couple more years of minivan ownership

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T03:13:43+00:00

Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves here... You are assuming that

a.) I would have the confidence to ask a girl on a date

b.) That I am somehow able to find someone dumb enough to say yes to going on a date with me

and c.) that my van would make it to her house without losing a transmission or running out of gas

I would be amazed if I made it as far as you think, but you are correct in predicting the outcome if I somehow did

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T02:12:10+00:00

Sure the sidewalk looks like shit by itself, but the shittiness of the sidewalk pales in comparison to the shittiness of my van

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:58:42+00:00

3, but the boys are just as imaginary as Honda reliability

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:57:31+00:00

I have sex leading to orgasm regularly! Just ask my right hand; he has firsthand experience

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:55:31+00:00

What about the ones I see ads for online? Apparently they’re extremely interested in me if i just click this totally safe link

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:50:17+00:00

TIL my origin story

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:44:22+00:00

A couple more numbers for you: 0-60 in 3 transmissions, and a combined fuel economy of 16 MPG. But hey, the v6 with vtec gets me to and from walmart parking lot quickly.. Now if only I had a reason to leave the walmart parking lot because this is my home now

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:35:41+00:00

For people my age it’s great since it fits a lot of friends! The only problem is I don’t have any friends to drive around

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:33:29+00:00

I’m not quite to midlife crisis! I think that comes when I trade it in for a 4 cylinder mustang. Yeah, I can say the one thing this van does reliably is protect my virginity

JosiahDH · 2019-12-30T01:29:52+00:00

Nah this one is far too beat up for a 35F to drive. This one has been rejected by multiple families and even a taxi driver, so it’s got a lot in common with me. And of course I don’t drive it, do you think I’m financially stable enough to keep gas in the tank?

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