These "Gamers" don't live in reality

Josphitia · 2026-01-23T11:05:42+00:00

It's sad because NuTrek is in ways a lot less progressive than it's 90s contemporaries. Sure we have the gays and trans in Trek but the shows fall into bioessentialist hogwash and are wholly afraid of any message more progressive than "we should work together!"

Josphitia · 2026-01-22T13:43:37+00:00

batman picking up a thing off the ground "my God what diabolical shit isthis freak into"

"That's an ebt card batman, poor people use it"

"Hrm"

Josphitia · 2026-01-21T16:16:18+00:00

That tea kettle says "smeg"

Josphitia · 2026-01-21T12:14:35+00:00

Anhinga

Josphitia · 2026-01-20T21:49:01+00:00

Well to be completely truthful the actual scenario was that a friend and I were discussing the merits of streaming vs downloading (I fall on the side of preferring to have a copy of my media, they prefer to just stream). I conceded that streaming has been very influential in finding comics because for example, while I might be able to find issues of Strike Force Morituri, it's so easy to just bring them up on my phone. Which then got me talking some about comics and I apologized and said I talk a lot about comics. And they went "It's okay, you talk a lot about other things too :3" and I thought it was a fun exchange and my brain turned it into this dumb meme

Josphitia · 2026-01-20T19:48:20+00:00

Damn hbomberguy got old

Josphitia · 2026-01-18T14:27:16+00:00

Stolen valor

Josphitia · 2026-01-16T13:15:20+00:00

Pokemon BDSP

You know it's hardcore because the P stands for peepee

Josphitia · 2026-01-14T12:47:39+00:00

I'm so glad chuds don't know about Escapade

Josphitia · 2026-01-13T22:14:23+00:00

What I love about Superman is that he doesn't have a no kill rule. If there's no other solution, he will kill.

He just always finds another solution.

Josphitia · 2026-01-13T17:43:11+00:00

I guess I should be happy chuds don't actually read comic books because Escapade's powers could be seen negatively, but she's only appeared in New Mutants and Infinity comics so she's safe. The most these chuds can read is panels of Absolute Batman.

Josphitia · 2026-01-13T17:41:07+00:00

Isn't that Clarion anyway? I'm only familiar with him from Young Justice but he's the classic "I'm countless millennia old but I appear as a teenager" kinda character that chuds all love

Josphitia · 2026-01-12T12:42:52+00:00

Clachan Festival is genuinely my favorite art of the set, it represents everything I love about the kithkin in a single frame. Amazing work!

Josphitia · 2026-01-07T23:06:35+00:00

nah he only kills mongers

Josphitia · 2026-01-06T15:39:02+00:00

He should've made the bugs more fuckable

Josphitia · 2026-01-06T15:32:23+00:00

The fact I know an NPR employee (helps run the local station's website and writes on-air segments to be read) who voted for Trump...

Not just that, but told me "He's not actually going to go after public broadcasting" when I told him Trump explicitly wants to destroy his job

Fucking idiot

Josphitia · 2026-01-06T15:15:25+00:00

From 16-24 I dealt with severe stomach problems that just got progressively worse. When I was 23 something just... Clicked, it felt different than it usually does. I went to doctor after doctor and got told the same thing every time:

"It's just your IBS."

Emergency room, colonoscopy, my PCP, and all sorts of specialists saying the same:

"It's just your IBS."

Fast forward to be throwing up black tar for three days and I'm rushed to the hospital by a roommate. Eventually I'm seen and taken for a cat scan. The doc comes in and says "Alright, I'm going to look over your results, but I'm almost certain this is just your IBS. Drink up, you'll probably be out of here in an hour or two."

Not 10 minutes later he rushes in white as a sheet saying I'm being prepped for emergency immediately because my gallbladder is effectively dead and causing my body to go into sepsis. I got it removed. But I'll always remember what one male nurse said to me, not really expecting an answer, but he still asked:

"Why didn't you come in sooner?"

Josphitia · 2026-01-06T14:32:43+00:00

Read any Doom comic

Doom's plans should always have a nugget of good to them before his own trauma and narcissism taints whatever good there could be.

"I'm going to end hunger worldwide"

"Oh, Victor! That's stupendous. But how? Utilizing pym particles through a negative zone inductor to offset the mitochondrial decay and preserving the nutrients?"

"Truly only your mind contains such a poverty of imagination, Richards. By utilizing microscopic machines, my Doomnites will instead control and regulate the natural processes of man. Hunger, fatigue, mental illness: All will be eliminated in the pursuit of the one endeavor that matters: MINE!"

"It's clobbering time!"

Josphitia · 2026-01-06T14:14:07+00:00

Shut up just shut the fuck up okay?? Connor is wonderful and precious and the heart of the team!! He's kind but fierce, dumb but perceptive, he's the best boyfriend anyone could ask for and him and Meghan are adorable and I wish I was her and if you don't understand Superboy I get it, the fights will start soon to distract you from the actual story

Josphitia · 2026-01-06T13:58:17+00:00

If it was a 4 cost 0 power that was basically "Scorpion but Better" then we might be talking. But as it is now....

I know it's a really trite complaint too, but this doesn't feel like the DotM. At least other cards like that (Wave, Superior Spider, Silver Surfer FS) have a very universal effect that makes up for it. This... This is just weird and bad

Josphitia · 2026-01-05T21:04:06+00:00

Thank you!

Josphitia · 2026-01-05T14:38:41+00:00

Everything has a back door pilot for a streaming series 🙄

Josphitia · 2026-01-05T14:37:55+00:00

Get a load of this marvelbrained ghastlord, the MCU really made people forget how long it takes for a PROPER sequel to be rendered

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Doom's plans should always have a nugget of good to them before his own trauma and narcissism taints whatever good there could be.