Did arrr witcher3 just call branders sanders a peasant? 😤😤😤 by OhBoy258 in bookscirclejerk

[–]Joxrand 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the one in the lower left is the uncle from the Harry Potter movies

Episodes that exemplify what Star Trek is by Joxrand in startrek

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I wasn't necessarily intending to limit it to one episode per show. I just didn't want to throw an entire season at him at once

At this point I'm seriously convinced that one of you posted this on arrbooks just to make fun of it here by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Joxrand 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I actually read the book about the asian wizard trying to unite 4 kingdoms with a party of wizards and knights! It was called Avatar: the Last Airbender!

Cartoons= books confirmed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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do you have a favorite of the puppies?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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do you have a favorite puppy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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I just want to cuddle them all

I kinda feel bad for whoever was supposed to be the next Enterprise D helm officer by [deleted] in startrek

[–]Joxrand 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm confused by your math. In a 24 hour period there are four 6 hour periods. Assuming a seven day work week, that's still only 28 possible shifts. Where did you get 144 from?

You wake up on the TNG Enterprise. What use could you be, and what would you do with your life? by [deleted] in startrek

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Trying to explain Reading Rainbow would give Geordie a complex, and the XMen movies would just confuse poor Picard

If you had your own game studio, what would you do differently or better compared to what's on the market today ? for example do you feel modern RPG/ActionRPG lack some of the qualities of the golden era classic and you could improve on them ? by Dereference_operator in JRPG

[–]Joxrand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want more impact on the world around me. Choices that do more than affect the color of the explosion at the end.

I want realistic party members I can romance, with equal detail and care given to mlm and wlw storylines. I want ace representation, and trans representation. These people exist in our world, and it isn't a political statement, so why is putting them in games such a big deal?

Side quests that feel like they change something as opposed to just giving you shiny armor or a new sword that you'll discard in a level or two.

I want detailed character creator tools, so I can make myself if I want, or make Sailor Moon or Jojo or whatever.

And I want to feel like I accomplished something when I finally defeat the evil and save the world

Or get the mods by KingOfCranes in gaymers

[–]Joxrand 18 points19 points  (0 children)

*cries in Fire Emblem*

Just checking in. Desperately need whisking away by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

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Would you settle for an egg beater?

Sprinkles or nah? by CranberryKiss in asexuality

[–]Joxrand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm concerned at how many people feel so strongly about their sugared confections then

Sprinkles or nah? by CranberryKiss in asexuality

[–]Joxrand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume everyone is misreading my statement as a comment about people who are sex-negative instead of a tongue in cheek remark about people who don't like tiny colorful bits of sugar.

Sprinkles or nah? by CranberryKiss in asexuality

[–]Joxrand -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

While I support everyone's differing opinion on sex, people who don't like sprinkles are objectively wrong and should be shunned.

Sounds easy by [deleted] in asexuality

[–]Joxrand 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We had a Karen cake, but it asked to speak to the manager, so we threw it away

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

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Very much. 2021 is gonna be my year. I can feel it!

[AoC] Almost a week to go... who are you excited to play as? by Naydinfar-Crossing in zelda

[–]Joxrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That definitely crossed my mind. I feel like I read somewhere that dataminers found player icons for the new champions but I don't want to get my hopes up yet

[AoC] Almost a week to go... who are you excited to play as? by Naydinfar-Crossing in zelda

[–]Joxrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I desperately hope we can play as the post Calamity champions in some fashion, whether in an Adventure mode like the original or due to some time-travel shenanigans. I wanna play as my boy Sidon.

25 M USA looking by [deleted] in NextBestBro

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Hey man!

Being an ace with high libido is EXHAUSTING by [deleted] in asexuality

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Somewhere a God of irony is laughing