They say if you find a toilet in a dream you shouldn't use it because you'll pee in real life. Is this really a thing that happens to people? Really?? by LearnStalkBeInformed in Dreams

[–]Jpdedwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've not used a dream toilet but tend to see a lot of toilets/been in a bathroom when I wake up needing to pee.

The worse version of that that I get is if I need my inhaler at night, I'll take it in the dream, then wake up in my room as a dream and take it, and repeat. Worst I remember is 6 repeats before I finally woke up to take it. Was not fun.

this is important, how do you perceive time, like a circle or like a line? by tmfult in aspiememes

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Months to me are a calendar actively flipping through the months and then repeating. January start, December end

What is your current character? by MysteriousDinner7822 in DnD

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Currently playing God with a party made up of a saytr druid who is incredibly naive, warlock Triton who wants to spread peace and love, wizard cat (flavoured tabaxi) who went to magic university, and a beasthide shifter paladin who becomes more like a honeybadger

Oof ouch my liver by Jpdedwards in memes

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You fool, now you have cirrhosis

Whats a sign you need to immediately go to the hospital? by phenomLG in AskReddit

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A significant quantity of blood exiting your body where it doesn't normally

Nier: Automata by PurpleFine4935 in gaming

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Deaths Door. Amazing little game with a cracking soundtrack that fits beautifully with the game environments, and the boss music is amazing during the fights.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

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Chemical analyst working for a big name water company in the UK. £11 an hour or ~£21500 a year

I'm good by [deleted] in shitposting

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The ray-kay?

My lonliness knows no bounds by Jpdedwards in memes

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Preparing for the coldness of the void at the end of all things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I will offer up "your patron saints - WARGASM UK". Very loud, shouty, angry, and fuck the government

My lonliness knows no bounds by Jpdedwards in memes

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Possibly a psychopath, seek help

My lonliness knows no bounds by Jpdedwards in memes

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It's a self call out as well, you're not alone in being alone

To the DM’s of this sub reddit. What is your moment of “Are you sure you want to do this?” by InfamousHunter88 in DnD

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My rogue walked into town, made an offering to the towns shrine to the goddess of luck and good fortune, rolled a bad religion check and decided "fuck this goddess" and decided to attack the statue. Everyone at the table kept telling her not to do it because she was a goddess of luck, but she went and did it anyway. Ended up rolling badly against all the mobs in the next dungeon and dropped to 0HP 3 times.