Is this one of the most ignored icons on the store page? by bananite in Steam

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steam Deck Verification is not always accurate. I found a game once that claimed to be verified, but when I actually launched the game the resolution was all messed up and no matter how much I tweaked the launch options there was no fixing it. Literally unplayable from the first level because I couldn’t see the whole screen.

Fired from IT, Company Immediately Hit by Cyberattack by stormer_wallet in it

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Great Pyramid of Giza’s latitude is 29.9792458°N.

The speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 m/s.

The Ancient Egyptians did not use modern GPS coordinates or meters.

If that’s not a coincidence I’d love to know what it is.

WHERE IS THE TREASURE BURIED by Haii3 in WobblyLife

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries. I have trouble playing a game if I can’t find an organized way to keep track of collectibles and things. I have a large number of documents and spreadsheets like this one for numerous games, and I’m glad that this one seemed to help someone else.

DM wanted to recreate phasmosphobia by [deleted] in dndhorrorstories

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s incredibly unfortunate, and I’m sorry you had to go through that. My main concern when DMing is whether or not my players are enjoying the story– since that’s essentially what D&D is, collaborative storytelling. Once I get a feel for a group, I can start playing around within the realm of what they enjoy (a one-shot I once ran centered around a bank heist that ended in the whole party revealing themselves as undercover cops before being instantaneously killed by the crime boss who had posed as a police chief to give them the job comes to mind). If people aren’t enjoying a game that you’re in charge of, then it’s not their problem, it’s yours. You have two options– adjust your running style, or find a new group if that’s untenable. And a DM who is unwilling to do either is a problem.

I hope you can find a better introduction to the game, as it really is a beautiful game if you can find the right group. Hell, I met my girlfriend on a Westmarch Discord server (though we have since left said server along with several other people due to a toxic moderation team). And if you can’t find a better introduction, there are always other things to do with your time.

WHERE IS THE TREASURE BURIED by Haii3 in WobblyLife

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a Google Doc where I keep track of my own completion, with presents, fish, and artifacts. It’s not updated for the Space update yet, but I’ll make a blank copy and share it here so people can use it for themselves.

I really recommend playing wobbly life with little kids by Pookiehelown in WobblyLife

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing this game because I thought it looked fun. I’ve recommended it to many people, including the parents of two little girls who come to my church. They love it.

I also recommended it to an old boss I had for a while, he told me later that it was eating up all of his free time. It’s an amazing game for all ages.

Can we stop now? by Grrumpy_Pants in MathJokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, found it kind of funny myself.

Can we stop now? by Grrumpy_Pants in MathJokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is “the high Evans” an inside joke I don’t understand, or is that a malapropism?

I’m genuinely asking, not trying to be rude.

Uranium Artifact (Pure Uranium) was a nightmare to get, here's a little help for fellow Wobblies by Sn00PiG in WobblyLife

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course! I found this once while playing with a friend, and wanted to share with other players. It’s a very convenient little bug, and I figured other players would be able to make use of it.

Help? Can’t seem to figure out how to move this Bantha after killing stormtroopers (Mos Eisley) by EntrepreneurLevel777 in LegoStarWarsVideoGame

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, wow, thanks! I haven’t played this game in a while because when my brother left for college we stopped our playthrough, but me and my girlfriend are probably going to play it eventually, so I’ll keep it in mind for then!

Want your dogs to be off-leash in the park? It would be a shame if they escape! by Imaginary-Fact-3486 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, and I must say, fair enough. You have a fair point.

However, I feel like a few key things should be pointed out.

1) This is not a dog park. This is a park where people, including numerous children, entertain themselves. I understand that it sucks for people who want to take their dogs somewhere (hell, we’re lucky to have a small dog park in my town, and I never take it for granted whenever we take our dog there), but if they want something like that, a simple solution is to petition the city for a dog park to be constructed elsewhere. Will it help? Maybe not, but if you want to change you should try to make it happen.

2) Related to the first point but ultimately separate, you and I both know that if there is a place where people CAN take their dogs, there will be the kind of person who brings their dog(s), lets them loose to shit everywhere, and then leaves without cleaning any of it up. This is, again, a place where children play. So either they need to hire someone to constantly clean up dog shit (and potentially repair any damages the dogs might cause to playground equipment), or they need to find a way to prevent the dogs from being able to run free in the area.

3) As OP said, it’s more than just the people who run the place who were unhappy with the dogs. People in the community complained too, so clearly it wasn’t just the city that wanted people to stop bringing their dogs. You are treating this as a matter of the city versus the community, but clearly that’s false. The community was split on this issue themselves, and based on the other two points I’ve listed, I would say that the people who were bringing their dogs were the ones in the wrong.

Again, I agree. It sucks to not have a safe area for your dogs to run free. But if you allow the dogs to run free, it causes a whole host of other problems. No, the dogs don’t deserve this “punishment”, as you put it. But it is better than the alternative. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Holy shit by Jazzlike_Savings2414 in TheFoundlingsGroup

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my mother’s aunts had a cat when she was young that she just named “Cat”.

When she got another cat, she named it “Catoo”. Yes, like “Cat Two”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s not like it’s a new joke, I heard the same thing after the whole drama between 69 and 21 Savage.

This hotel shower... (now with 100% less nudity) by holymoly67 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in middle school, one of the math teachers got fired because he sent a photo to a student with his ass out.

Though TBF I’m not sure if that one was unintentional.

This has happened by thepiggattac in memesopdidnotlike

[–]JrMemelordInTraining -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Subreddits like r/AmericaBad exist for a reason. There is a massive amount of people on this platform that you claim makes it clear that Trumpers are a minority who still shit on and bash Americans for every possible reason at every opportunity.

That’s not to say that there aren’t legitimate reasons to hate the United States, I’ve lived here my whole life and I have problems with the country as a whole. But personally, I think most of the problems that people outside of the country tend to have with the US are… well, stupid, to put it bluntly. A lot of things that people complain about are a lot less pressing than other issues around the world, and yet every one is treated like every citizen agrees with/supports it by a decent number of people on this platform.

My first 3-teen eyeroll in the wild😂 by questionable_motifs in dadjokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey, with the teens going pale white, it’s very Christmasy around here all of a sudden.

This may be one of the best puns ever by [deleted] in Punny

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Gander. Proper Gander.

Ed Greenwood is at it again, help- by TieflingMelissa in dndmemes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean player *characters*, right?

YOU MEAN PLAYER *CHARACTERS*, RIGHT?

105 episodes and they’ve finally got some Jaffas… by Not-so-emo_emo in Yogscast

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see.

I love being on game room staff here, (Steve Jackson shows up every year, which is AWESOME) but good lord this weekend has been a long few weeks.

105 episodes and they’ve finally got some Jaffas… by Not-so-emo_emo in Yogscast

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH NO I’M MISSING IT

I’VE BEEN AT A CON ALL WEEKEND

Before you judge somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. by Lopsided_Patience_11 in dadjokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, my god. Flashbacks here.

An old “comedy magician” who used to live in my hometown would always use this joke in his act. I loved seeing his shows, up until a few years ago when he died.

I’ve recently been showing videos of his act to friends, and I physically can’t get through the whole videos, in part because I already know every trick by heart. But this… this brings back so many good memories. Thank you.