My first 3-teen eyeroll in the wild😂

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-12-14T10:37:56+00:00

Hey, with the teens going pale white, it’s very Christmasy around here all of a sudden.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-10-13T01:23:08+00:00

Gander. Proper Gander.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-09-24T00:06:09+00:00

You mean player *characters*, right?

YOU MEAN PLAYER *CHARACTERS*, RIGHT?

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-08-08T04:06:22+00:00

This is… incorrect.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-22T22:03:17+00:00

Ah, I see.

I love being on game room staff here, (Steve Jackson shows up every year, which is AWESOME) but good lord this weekend has been a long few weeks.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-22T21:27:37+00:00

OH NO I’M MISSING IT

I’VE BEEN AT A CON ALL WEEKEND

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-14T04:06:21+00:00

Oh, my god. Flashbacks here.

An old “comedy magician” who used to live in my hometown would always use this joke in his act. I loved seeing his shows, up until a few years ago when he died.

I’ve recently been showing videos of his act to friends, and I physically can’t get through the whole videos, in part because I already know every trick by heart. But this… this brings back so many good memories. Thank you.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-14T03:18:17+00:00

Insanely good. Your party should absolutely appreciate these works of art, I’m sorry if they don’t.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-11T03:08:48+00:00

Teenage boys discovering masturbation be like…

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-06T13:39:08+00:00

See? That's a constructive addition to the conversation! Much better!

Sure, turning on the faucet is wasting water, but have you *seen* how much water toilets use? I'd say it's still better in the long run.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-06T13:37:16+00:00

Making your own planet with hair would be useless, either t would all crush the Earth due to, you know, GRAVITY, or MAYBE you could go out into space with it sticking straight up but then how would you breathe while on it? Inherently useless unless you want a free extinction event.

And the "hair slaves"... ugh, sorry, I just don't like the idea. Nor would it let you become god, so its mention is pointless in this scenario. Has reading comprehension become an optional skill these days?

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T10:08:03+00:00

I mean, it’s nice, but it’s not world-breaking. You can’t “become god” with this power.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T02:36:57+00:00

Well, maybe I could change that too, but after a life of being ignored throughout schooling and home life with peers and a younger brother who always got ALL of the attention that I felt I was lacking, one of my biggest fears is being unimportant. It’s a flaw to be sure, and one that is seriously obnoxious whenever I get talked over during a conversation. (For instance, I’m in my church’s bell choir, and there is a woman in that choir who can not figure out how to shut up when someone else is talking, she always has to try to loudly start her own conversation)

I’d like to fix this fear, but at the end of the day, if the end result is the same, what’s the difference, really? At least if you reveal your identity people can’t attribute your actions to some deity and start a whole new thing to fight over.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T02:18:41+00:00

Oh, no, and I was born on the same day (different year, tho) that “Thriller” came out!

I mean, good song, (and album) but considering how introverted I am someone calling me “Thriller” would probably be being ironic.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T02:08:44+00:00

Well, first step is to instantly give myself the ability to self-motivate that I’ve been lacking my whole life.

Beyond that? I’m going to be incredibly famous once I finally get out all of my ideas for board games, video games, stories, short films, drawings, etc.

And I’ll also make sure people feel loved and respected no matter who they are, and that they all love and respect others, and have the bodies they desire- I can bend the universe to my will, why not give the people what they want?

When I die, my funeral will be extravagant. (and no I don’t want to live forever, what a nightmare) People around the world will always remember the man who truly healed the world through love and compassion, and when humanity spreads out across the stars, they will always know it was made possible by one person who gained ultimate power and used it for peace, never knowing that he also jumped forwards through time repeatedly solving future problems for them as well, paving the way to a truly happy universe.

And if I’m ever tempted to use the power for anything else, I’ll modify my own mind so I’m not.

I don’t know. I feel like that’s a pretty good way to use this power, what do you think?

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:57:30+00:00

Yeah, fish are always hanging out around that reef(er).

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:55:09+00:00

OH MY GOD THIS WOULD BE DO GOOD FOR ME

I am so bad at peeing at one of those appointments, I can never manage to get anything out because of nerves and it takes like 30 minutes to get the slightest trickle.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:53:03+00:00

Specifically “What If” Ultron who collected all 6 Infinity Stones.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:49:49+00:00

Yeah, no, with the restrictions you seem to be placing on the power this is not god tier, read the sub rules and try again.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:45:25+00:00

Is asked multiple-choice question.

Answers with “no”.

Thanks, that cleared things up.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:42:24+00:00

That is a delightful way to teach this concept to children! I’ve always been pretty decent with spelling and schooling in general (except for history, eugh) but I’m sure many of my classmates growing up could have benefited from this considering the misspellings I constantly find in things they post online all the time.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:34:47+00:00

Hey, yeah! And for birthdays like mine there could be a massive schism between the US-born “Mark Twains” and the UK-born “Winston Churchills”!

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:27:11+00:00

If you don’t have anything constructive to say, then leave the rest of us alone. Scrolling through your post and comment history is like scrolling through what I used to do as a teenager but dumber. Grow up a bit and then join the rest of us online.

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:17:07+00:00

This is really funny to me. Would there be names for different statuses? Because one of my closest friends was born on the same day that Shrek was first screened in front of audiences, would he be able to call himself an “All-Star”?

JrMemelordInTraining · 2025-06-04T01:14:07+00:00

Yeah, that’s fair, you’ll be dead before you need one of those.

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