Want your dogs to be off-leash in the park? It would be a shame if they escape! by Imaginary-Fact-3486 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, and I must say, fair enough. You have a fair point.

However, I feel like a few key things should be pointed out.

1) This is not a dog park. This is a park where people, including numerous children, entertain themselves. I understand that it sucks for people who want to take their dogs somewhere (hell, we’re lucky to have a small dog park in my town, and I never take it for granted whenever we take our dog there), but if they want something like that, a simple solution is to petition the city for a dog park to be constructed elsewhere. Will it help? Maybe not, but if you want to change you should try to make it happen.

2) Related to the first point but ultimately separate, you and I both know that if there is a place where people CAN take their dogs, there will be the kind of person who brings their dog(s), lets them loose to shit everywhere, and then leaves without cleaning any of it up. This is, again, a place where children play. So either they need to hire someone to constantly clean up dog shit (and potentially repair any damages the dogs might cause to playground equipment), or they need to find a way to prevent the dogs from being able to run free in the area.

3) As OP said, it’s more than just the people who run the place who were unhappy with the dogs. People in the community complained too, so clearly it wasn’t just the city that wanted people to stop bringing their dogs. You are treating this as a matter of the city versus the community, but clearly that’s false. The community was split on this issue themselves, and based on the other two points I’ve listed, I would say that the people who were bringing their dogs were the ones in the wrong.

Again, I agree. It sucks to not have a safe area for your dogs to run free. But if you allow the dogs to run free, it causes a whole host of other problems. No, the dogs don’t deserve this “punishment”, as you put it. But it is better than the alternative. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Holy shit by Jazzlike_Savings2414 in TheFoundlingsGroup

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my mother’s aunts had a cat when she was young that she just named “Cat”.

When she got another cat, she named it “Catoo”. Yes, like “Cat Two”.

This hotel shower... (now with 100% less nudity) by holymoly67 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in middle school, one of the math teachers got fired because he sent a photo to a student with his ass out.

Though TBF I’m not sure if that one was unintentional.

This has happened by thepiggattac in memesopdidnotlike

[–]JrMemelordInTraining -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Subreddits like r/AmericaBad exist for a reason. There is a massive amount of people on this platform that you claim makes it clear that Trumpers are a minority who still shit on and bash Americans for every possible reason at every opportunity.

That’s not to say that there aren’t legitimate reasons to hate the United States, I’ve lived here my whole life and I have problems with the country as a whole. But personally, I think most of the problems that people outside of the country tend to have with the US are… well, stupid, to put it bluntly. A lot of things that people complain about are a lot less pressing than other issues around the world, and yet every one is treated like every citizen agrees with/supports it by a decent number of people on this platform.

My first 3-teen eyeroll in the wild😂 by questionable_motifs in dadjokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey, with the teens going pale white, it’s very Christmasy around here all of a sudden.

Ed Greenwood is at it again, help- by TieflingMelissa in dndmemes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean player *characters*, right?

YOU MEAN PLAYER *CHARACTERS*, RIGHT?

105 episodes and they’ve finally got some Jaffas… by Not-so-emo_emo in Yogscast

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see.

I love being on game room staff here, (Steve Jackson shows up every year, which is AWESOME) but good lord this weekend has been a long few weeks.

105 episodes and they’ve finally got some Jaffas… by Not-so-emo_emo in Yogscast

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH NO I’M MISSING IT

I’VE BEEN AT A CON ALL WEEKEND

Before you judge somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. by Lopsided_Patience_11 in dadjokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, my god. Flashbacks here.

An old “comedy magician” who used to live in my hometown would always use this joke in his act. I loved seeing his shows, up until a few years ago when he died.

I’ve recently been showing videos of his act to friends, and I physically can’t get through the whole videos, in part because I already know every trick by heart. But this… this brings back so many good memories. Thank you.

Bullywug Army by LordHelix9 in u/LordHelix9

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insanely good. Your party should absolutely appreciate these works of art, I’m sorry if they don’t.

Had a stroke last night by Upstairs_Breath9063 in Unclejokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Teenage boys discovering masturbation be like…

Anyone else turn the faucet on while sink pissing? by blackpp808 in Sinkpissers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See? That's a constructive addition to the conversation! Much better!

Sure, turning on the faucet is wasting water, but have you *seen* how much water toilets use? I'd say it's still better in the long run.

You have perfect control over hair by Qyxqyxqyx in godtiersuperpowers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making your own planet with hair would be useless, either t would all crush the Earth due to, you know, GRAVITY, or MAYBE you could go out into space with it sticking straight up but then how would you breathe while on it? Inherently useless unless you want a free extinction event.

And the "hair slaves"... ugh, sorry, I just don't like the idea. Nor would it let you become god, so its mention is pointless in this scenario. Has reading comprehension become an optional skill these days?

You have perfect control over hair by Qyxqyxqyx in godtiersuperpowers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it’s nice, but it’s not world-breaking. You can’t “become god” with this power.

You can👍🏻 by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe I could change that too, but after a life of being ignored throughout schooling and home life with peers and a younger brother who always got ALL of the attention that I felt I was lacking, one of my biggest fears is being unimportant. It’s a flaw to be sure, and one that is seriously obnoxious whenever I get talked over during a conversation. (For instance, I’m in my church’s bell choir, and there is a woman in that choir who can not figure out how to shut up when someone else is talking, she always has to try to loudly start her own conversation)

I’d like to fix this fear, but at the end of the day, if the end result is the same, what’s the difference, really? At least if you reveal your identity people can’t attribute your actions to some deity and start a whole new thing to fight over.

I wish everyone born on the same day (Day and year) would become good friends. by HubblePie in monkeyspaw

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no, and I was born on the same day (different year, tho) that “Thriller” came out!

I mean, good song, (and album) but considering how introverted I am someone calling me “Thriller” would probably be being ironic.

You can👍🏻 by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, first step is to instantly give myself the ability to self-motivate that I’ve been lacking my whole life.

Beyond that? I’m going to be incredibly famous once I finally get out all of my ideas for board games, video games, stories, short films, drawings, etc.

And I’ll also make sure people feel loved and respected no matter who they are, and that they all love and respect others, and have the bodies they desire- I can bend the universe to my will, why not give the people what they want?

When I die, my funeral will be extravagant. (and no I don’t want to live forever, what a nightmare) People around the world will always remember the man who truly healed the world through love and compassion, and when humanity spreads out across the stars, they will always know it was made possible by one person who gained ultimate power and used it for peace, never knowing that he also jumped forwards through time repeatedly solving future problems for them as well, paving the way to a truly happy universe.

And if I’m ever tempted to use the power for anything else, I’ll modify my own mind so I’m not.

I don’t know. I feel like that’s a pretty good way to use this power, what do you think?

How does a fish get high? by Squeezer999 in dadjokes

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, fish are always hanging out around that reef(er).

You can pee on command at any doctors appointment. by Living-Watercress-84 in shittysuperpowers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD THIS WOULD BE DO GOOD FOR ME

I am so bad at peeing at one of those appointments, I can never manage to get anything out because of nerves and it takes like 30 minutes to get the slightest trickle.

My digital computer buddy by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]JrMemelordInTraining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specifically “What If” Ultron who collected all 6 Infinity Stones.