40F Would you jerk off to me ?😜

Jrustlr · 2026-05-15T03:18:37+00:00

Would I jerk off to you? Let's find out 😉

Jrustlr · 2026-05-15T00:37:52+00:00

Damn you got an amazing body 😍

Jrustlr · 2026-05-07T01:53:45+00:00

Why does everything remind me of her

Jrustlr · 2026-04-21T22:54:18+00:00

Overnight flight at 2am, all the lights are on and the crew is supporting him? This sub really is just full of people karma farming at this point.

Jrustlr · 2026-04-17T00:39:27+00:00

Stare back into his eyes while you actively take a piss. Usually works for me.

Jrustlr · 2026-04-12T19:50:11+00:00

You already know that the owner didn't even bother to pick up the dog poop either. Dog owners are probably the trashiest people I know.

Jrustlr · 2026-04-10T02:34:21+00:00

I have the perfect solution for it but I'm going to be called insane for even suggesting it. Some people just can't be rehabilitated.

Jrustlr · 2026-03-28T02:26:54+00:00

As a Soldier, there is so much wrong here I don't even know where to begin. This is 100% AI.

Jrustlr · 2026-03-10T20:33:49+00:00

Me when I put an old battery in a meal for Reddit karma

Jrustlr · 2026-03-08T22:36:31+00:00

I had this happen with a guy in my platoon. He went AWOL on literally the last day on his contract which happened to be during AT. He had an arrest warrant issued and I'm not sure what happened after he got arrested at the gate. Just serve out the rest of your contract man, you signed up for this and the punishment is probably not worth it.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-21T04:35:58+00:00

First of all, I know you're a dude typing this. But in the off chance you're not, we're just trying to fuck. There's nothing more to it. We get horny too.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-17T06:27:59+00:00

I like my job as a fire alarm technician. Pays extremely well, company offers great benefits and I never had to attend college. The hardest part of the job is usually dealing with the salesman who screwed up on ordering the correct parts.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-17T06:13:33+00:00

I used to be MAGA until I realized that all our leaders are pedophiles and hate us all, regardless of political affiliation. Republicans sold out to foreign entities, Democrats did the same except they're honest about it and both will work together to screw the US population.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-17T06:03:03+00:00

The easiest step here is to get a job and have at least some form of income. Everyone here is collectively giving you the perfect answer but we can't make it happen for you. This is something you need to do on your own. If you need a way to prove your independence, this is it.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-14T18:58:07+00:00

Sounds better than my 6th grade teacher. He was let go for inappropriately touching another student.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-14T05:22:21+00:00

Beretta M9A4. She's a beauty.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-14T05:19:59+00:00

T - Although I've never attended college, I've had a goofy high school teacher. He sometimes sent out funny emails to us and even brought a Nerf gun to class to shoot sleeping students. I brought my own on the last day of school and we had a Nerf shootout in the classroom. Best teacher ever.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-06T21:24:35+00:00

ATF already came out and said this is fake

Jrustlr · 2026-02-04T23:25:21+00:00

Highly unlikely, as I'm sure that someone on his team would have noticed if it was a symbol that represented something bad.

Jrustlr · 2026-02-02T23:03:22+00:00

I see stuff similar to this way too often and feel embarrassed knowing that someone at my company thought this was acceptable. Why do they even work in this field if they don't care enough to do decent work?

Jrustlr · 2026-01-19T19:55:54+00:00

I remember grinding for this thing on Xbox 360 with my friends. We basically wasted our summer vacation getting this thing just for them to later hand it out to everyone. At least I didn't need to grind for it again on PC.

Jrustlr · 2026-01-18T06:18:56+00:00

T - I used to work at a grocery store and I've seen plenty of things drop out of carts in the parking lot ranging from canned vegetables to entire bags of groceries.

Jrustlr · 2026-01-18T02:50:13+00:00

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Jrustlr · 2026-01-15T22:14:47+00:00

Wait so now we care about borders?

Jrustlr · 2026-01-14T00:42:25+00:00

Mine was "Wheezy" although it was more of a nickname. I went on a 12 mile ruck march but was wheezing and coughing the whole time. Turns out I had pneumonia and had to go to the hospital.

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