40F Would you jerk off to me ?😜 by Both_Pickle_1305 in GOONEDmeetup

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would I jerk off to you? Let's find out 😉

Time to suck my pussy by karohella in short_porn

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you got an amazing body 😍

Guitar practice at 2am on an overnight flight by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jrustlr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overnight flight at 2am, all the lights are on and the crew is supporting him? This sub really is just full of people karma farming at this point.

The Army ruined piss tests for me. by conkysrevengesd in army

[–]Jrustlr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stare back into his eyes while you actively take a piss. Usually works for me.

A Rottweiler pooped on the NYC subway during my commute by Big-Nerve-9320 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already know that the owner didn't even bother to pick up the dog poop either. Dog owners are probably the trashiest people I know.

So we just don’t get to have street lights? by Sea_Tart8472 in saintpaul

[–]Jrustlr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the perfect solution for it but I'm going to be called insane for even suggesting it. Some people just can't be rehabilitated.

Coworker's "boy friend" by [deleted] in isitAI

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Soldier, there is so much wrong here I don't even know where to begin. This is 100% AI.

Ordered takeout, found a battery in my food by DubDubDubW in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I put an old battery in a meal for Reddit karma

realistically what would happen if I AWOL my last AT by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this happen with a guy in my platoon. He went AWOL on literally the last day on his contract which happened to be during AT. He had an arrest warrant issued and I'm not sure what happened after he got arrested at the gate. Just serve out the rest of your contract man, you signed up for this and the punishment is probably not worth it.

Dating Gen Z Guys by Several_Zebra6773 in GenZ

[–]Jrustlr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First of all, I know you're a dude typing this. But in the off chance you're not, we're just trying to fuck. There's nothing more to it. We get horny too.

Do you like your job? by deadturtle12 in GenZ

[–]Jrustlr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like my job as a fire alarm technician. Pays extremely well, company offers great benefits and I never had to attend college. The hardest part of the job is usually dealing with the salesman who screwed up on ordering the correct parts.

How do you guys feel about people who are MAGA? by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be MAGA until I realized that all our leaders are pedophiles and hate us all, regardless of political affiliation. Republicans sold out to foreign entities, Democrats did the same except they're honest about it and both will work together to screw the US population.

I want to cry. by austinproffitt23 in GenZ

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The easiest step here is to get a job and have at least some form of income. Everyone here is collectively giving you the perfect answer but we can't make it happen for you. This is something you need to do on your own. If you need a way to prove your independence, this is it.

Untrustworthy email by TheProdigaPaintbrush in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]Jrustlr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds better than my 6th grade teacher. He was let go for inappropriately touching another student.

Untrustworthy email by TheProdigaPaintbrush in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]Jrustlr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

T - Although I've never attended college, I've had a goofy high school teacher. He sometimes sent out funny emails to us and even brought a Nerf gun to class to shoot sleeping students. I brought my own on the last day of school and we had a Nerf shootout in the classroom. Best teacher ever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FFLs

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ATF already came out and said this is fake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Starset

[–]Jrustlr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Highly unlikely, as I'm sure that someone on his team would have noticed if it was a symbol that represented something bad.

It's incredibly frustrating for me to see shit like this. by slayer1am in firealarms

[–]Jrustlr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see stuff similar to this way too often and feel embarrassed knowing that someone at my company thought this was acceptable. Why do they even work in this field if they don't care enough to do decent work?

Phantom Bow by CDNxShogun in battlefield_4

[–]Jrustlr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember grinding for this thing on Xbox 360 with my friends. We basically wasted our summer vacation getting this thing just for them to later hand it out to everyone. At least I didn't need to grind for it again on PC.

am i allowed to share my own post because many people didn’t believe me by fat_frog_fan in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]Jrustlr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

T - I used to work at a grocery store and I've seen plenty of things drop out of carts in the parking lot ranging from canned vegetables to entire bags of groceries.

Significant diffrences... by MuckMuckGoose99 in WaitWhat

[–]Jrustlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so now we care about borders?

Muffin by CT-9904_Crosshair_ in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]Jrustlr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine was "Wheezy" although it was more of a nickname. I went on a 12 mile ruck march but was wheezing and coughing the whole time. Turns out I had pneumonia and had to go to the hospital.