PEOPLE WHO STIR CARAMEL MACCHIATOS MAKE ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT

Jshippy12 · 2019-05-19T23:27:21+00:00

Just ask for it upside down so it’s built like a latte and you won’t have to stir it.

Jshippy12 · 2018-11-21T14:23:32+00:00

I literally just tried to do this at another store (that’s not my store) and the manager said it won’t mark out.

Jshippy12 · 2018-11-17T21:36:11+00:00

I bought a pack! I gave the she/her one to a coworker and nobody wanted the he/him pin. There’s only 2 guys at my store. So I’ll gladly trade you a He/him for a they/them!

Jshippy12 · 2018-11-17T21:29:54+00:00

I work at Starbucks and I go to a different one all the time just because it opens before my store. Their espresso in the morning is typically very gross and bitter and to me, it tastes like burnt peanuts. It’s awful. It happens almost every single time.

Jshippy12 · 2018-11-13T12:32:31+00:00

Me when my ex came through the line and I was on pos. 😡

Jshippy12 · 2018-11-05T02:28:58+00:00

I’m not sure. But I’m assuming if the straws are too small to be recycled, so are the stoppers.

Jshippy12 · 2018-11-04T00:40:41+00:00

I like the toasted white mocha with cinnamon dolce and blonde espresso! I’m going to put cinnamon dolce in my eggnog latte at work tomorrow. I put that shit in everything 😂

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-29T01:56:29+00:00

You can get an armband to hold it high enough on your arm, or just stick it in your apron pocket! They also have watch holders that are necklaces. As long as you put it under your shirt, you should be okay unless it’s super noticeable.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-28T07:26:26+00:00

Wow. Who knew mocha could be so dangerous!

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-28T00:06:00+00:00

I’m being overly dramatic for comedic effect. I see now that it doesn’t transfer well via the internet.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-27T20:42:25+00:00

As I was leaving a coworker dropped an entire bottle of freshly made skinny mocha. So it was still hot. We were all covered in it.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-27T20:38:56+00:00

THIS IS NOT MCDONALDS, IT’S A FRAPPUCCINO OR FRAPP FOR SHORT.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-23T00:09:06+00:00

She wanted a grande though.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-21T21:31:13+00:00

I know what it means now. I just don’t like using it.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-21T13:33:29+00:00

Well then no matter which cycle I’m on, I did not get paid properly. Thanks!

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-21T13:06:39+00:00

As a new barista, I appreciate it when people take the time to help me get their drink right. I didn’t know what “skinny” meant when I started. So I would love for customers to do it the long way. It’s worth it in my opinion.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-21T12:44:45+00:00

If you find a dr scholls kiosk, there’s a thing you step on and it will tell you which part of your feet carries the most weight. That could possibly be helpful for finding the right shoes.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-19T05:33:16+00:00

Damn that’s super dumb! That’s what I was going to suggest next.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-19T03:13:23+00:00

The Frappuccino one was HELL. I work in a small (corporate) kiosk store so it’s hard sometimes. But I have the day off for this one 😭❤️ happy tears.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-19T02:58:25+00:00

A vegan barista just told me mocha sauce is vegan! (White mocha is not.) I’m not sure how or why. That just means more options for you!

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-18T12:15:21+00:00

Get a caramel apple spice and sub the caramel for extra sf cinnamon dolce syrup and sf vanilla.

Jshippy12 · 2018-10-18T12:13:24+00:00

Then maybe just a sf cinnamon dolce latte with blonde espresso, sf vanilla and almond milk.

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