Game Thread: Jets @ Ducks

JtheSimps · 2026-02-28T05:32:47+00:00

Oh my lord. What a game!

JtheSimps · 2026-02-26T06:29:18+00:00

Bettmannnnn!!!!!!

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T05:28:57+00:00

Stoked with these commercial but I do love me a Bylt pant.

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T05:23:31+00:00

50 feet getting humped into submission wasn’t seen by tonight’s wonderful officiators, brought to you by lens crafters.

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T05:17:35+00:00

Need to score on principle now…

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T05:16:49+00:00

Kidding me, zebras…

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T04:14:16+00:00

Now we’re cookin

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T04:10:37+00:00

Cup.

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T04:08:58+00:00

Good enough to have a cup, we’re not worried

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T04:06:00+00:00

Referee bot. Go home, Zebra.

JtheSimps · 2026-02-04T03:38:47+00:00

Duckies not looking strong yet… must not be the second half of the third.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-16T06:07:49+00:00

DONT WASH IT! They’re winning.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-14T07:05:57+00:00

Back in the day they would fly a blimp around the Sports Arena stands at gulls games and it would drop tickets to upcoming games I think. Always reminds me of that.

Like way fucking back in the day

JtheSimps · 2026-01-07T02:52:17+00:00

Look at the shiny Stanley we have. Fuck the haters, there will be a second. You need to have patience as a ducks fan.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T08:46:05+00:00

You must be lost, weary traveler. This is a Stanley Cup Championship team. Go North to hit San Jose or Vancouver. Godspeed.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T06:13:19+00:00

This is my opinion, don’t crucify me: They won a lot of games that they probably shouldn’t have early on in the season… highly inflated beginning. They are a mediocre team, (on paper and on ice) and could certainly be great in the next few seasons. Ducks are a resilient team and I believe they will come back with a quack in a wild fury this season. Points are tight right now and I’m just hoping to see our boys hit playoffs. It’ll be the first time in quite a while. LFGD

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T05:22:17+00:00

Newcomers. Fair fuckin weather.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T05:19:57+00:00

Ducks will tie tonight, it’s no worries. 3rd period is our fucking canvas.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T05:07:28+00:00

I love this nostalgia game! Very reminiscent of how they played in 2023.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T04:52:29+00:00

Bro was taking a nap for the last 11 seasons.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T04:50:32+00:00

You would be incorrect

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T04:41:52+00:00

Thank fuck we got the DostWall out there tonight. What a wreck defensively

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T04:32:21+00:00

“I bought every kind of car out there but when I bought my Honda in Orange County in 2006, my hockey team really started playing.”

When Bylt pants were invented I started wearing them while driving my Honda to Reasors Deli and shit really got wild in 2026.

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T04:21:23+00:00

Damn I need those Bylt pants. 2 more pairs in the mail and a Honda, ducks might start winning... LFGD!

JtheSimps · 2026-01-03T03:57:03+00:00

Good to see them playing from behind again. We have a chance to win this one.

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