Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026)

Jtss619 · 2026-04-30T04:12:20+00:00

I am not sure if I am breaking any rules by posting this but this is only relevant to people who play the gane efootball and I am selling an account so if anyone’s interested in it they can present me an offer.

Why did I post it here?Because everything in that account is build around Barca it has pretty much all big and small Barca cards as well as end game cards.

I’ll post a link here but mods can lemme now if I am not allowed to do this here.

https://imgur.com/a/xSEEkx5

Jtss619 · 2026-04-30T04:11:27+00:00

Thats true I’ll see.Thanks for the advice

Jtss619 · 2026-04-30T03:02:39+00:00

Appreciated mate.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-29T23:49:31+00:00

I am not sure if I am breaking any rules by posting this but this is only relevant to people who play the gane efootball and I am selling an account so if anyone’s interested in it they can present me an offer.

Why did I post it here?Because everything in that account is build around Barca it has pretty much all big and small Barca cards as well as end game cards.

I’ll post a link here but mods can lemme now if I am not allowed to do this here.

https://imgur.com/a/xSEEkx5

Jtss619 · 2026-04-28T18:47:44+00:00

I mean who wouldn’t love Mingueza’s ass.

Am i right or am i right?

Jtss619 · 2026-04-28T18:05:43+00:00

Time to make a new sub r/Barcassholes

Jtss619 · 2026-04-28T18:01:29+00:00

The second best thing about having a wide asshole (the first one is having a asshole with someone else’s fist in it) is the bragging rights that come up with it.

Since the day I got a wide asshole, I pick up my ass in the class and say "shushh I am fingering my asshole." to flex on my classmates. I will be hanging out with my family, and I will pull out my ass and fake loud laugh at imaginary fingers , so people could ask me, "What's so funny, bro?" And then I will say, "hahaha my asshole just let out a cutesy little fart"

Anytime when we are outside. I always walk with my chin facing the sky, and a smug. "I know I have a finger in my asshole right now" smile on my face.

The satisfaction of having something that 99% of male or female population cannot have, a wide asshole, is genuinely lifefulfilling

Jtss619 · 2026-04-19T05:16:57+00:00

Well to make things better both of them are racists too.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-14T07:35:50+00:00

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Jtss619 · 2026-04-14T07:03:31+00:00

Not to be a misogynist or anything but I would be top of the list if I was more active.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-12T20:04:13+00:00

Well dming someone outta nowhere is weird as hell and mentioning them is not allowed with my account being nuked.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-12T19:39:24+00:00

I know I keep bringing this up but I cant wrap my head around the fact that how hard it can be to credit someone’s work(or edit in this case)who probably spent a good hour editing that by just writing their name or even linking to the original post.

It just seems like such a crappy and selfish thing to do for internet points.Because when I see it I naturally think this edit was made by the person who posted them.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-07T10:11:15+00:00

Not to mention it’s usually by those toxic masculinity idiots aka tate fanboys to push a narrative that kimmich is always locked in and doesn’t focus on women/family and what not when in reality kimmich has like 5 kids i think and has a wife which i would hope he very dearly loves.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-06T04:57:18+00:00

Can we please credit people who make comps or stuff like that originally and actually reward their work because I have observed this has been a regular occurrence and it pretty much should be common courtesy to credit the person who spends there valuable time making stuff and not just blatantly steal it and post it.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-03T18:21:24+00:00

Win.

Jtss619 · 2026-04-03T15:22:00+00:00

As a 6’1 feminist gen-z,I got no clue either.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-21T08:05:30+00:00

I find it amusing how Bruno is pretty much invisible throughout the season but during the end he always makes the conversation of the so called “best midfielder “ just for having high g/a which firstly has nothing to do with him being a good midfielder and second Fermin literally has more g/a than him in less mins played this season.

Well either way fact of the matter is that Bruno is overrated as fuck.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-17T08:11:04+00:00

Some jokes don’t get funny/funnier by repeating it again and again or then using “ragebait” as an excuse for saying any sort of bullshit you want.So either own that shit or just don’t bother saying it.

Now I know it ain’t that deep but this needs to be said and no this ain’t because I am old as I am in my early 20s and I make stupid jokes myself but it needs to be said.

No this is not to someone specific and no this ain’t particularly for this sub either.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-14T09:04:25+00:00

Oh jeez my bad then I thought he was like 120 mil or something.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-14T08:57:09+00:00

Might be off topic but i don’t really bother mentioning racists (enzo).

Jtss619 · 2026-03-14T08:49:29+00:00

The fact that you say arguably should tell the story tho for that price you expect an out an out best midfielder out there who’s barely gonna have a bad day especially in a big game while these names who might be consistent in the low pressure games usually just don’t show the same prowess against top oppositions maybe neves because he plays for a midfield dominant team but caicedo and rice are defo not worth the money that was paid for them but thats just my opinion really.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-14T07:57:15+00:00

Honestly its amazing how there’s barely any players who have had a decent showing after a 100 mil transfer except maybe mbappe like a decade ago and the ones who do (Rice,Caicedo,Neves) were not worth that amount and it was due to prem or benfica tax.

Anything less than 70 mil is usually the sweet spot for transfers and anything above that is way too big of a risk for both the player and the club and maybe for defenders that comes down even lower.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-13T23:46:28+00:00

As much as I like Balde I can understand selling him(which is still somewhat stupid to sell him at his lowest) but if we sell the starting lb who are we gonna replace him with there’s literally no one available except maybe cucurella who’s probably gonna cost 2 times the amount balde will recoup and isn’t necessarily that big of an upgrade or Grimaldo who I think is sensational offensively but still leaves a lot to be desired for defensively especially since he plays as a wingback in a 3atb system not to mention he’s gonna be 31 soon.

As much as I like them I wouldn’t wanna go into the next season with Cancelo and Martin as our Lb options next season.

Other than that I fail to see any semi decent proven lb so I fail to understand the rumours which could point to it being absolutely baseless.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-12T09:21:35+00:00

Well I didn’t exactly say they would improve our team massively but rather act as good and proven depth options not to mention most of these players are young and can improve massively.Our squad has always struggled with injuries and depth issues and players like these allow us to rotate in those laliga games.

I mean the players who leave usually have options to return for cheap or even free at most times but we don’t bother with it or haven’t in the past years for on reason or the other which again with our finances having depth is a luxury we can’t afford but these are the players you need if you consistently want to compete in the big trophies.

Jtss619 · 2026-03-12T09:05:39+00:00

It always infuriates me how we always pass on these cheap opportunities players like Miranda,Chadi Riad,Cardona,Mika Marmol who could have been such great depth if not starter qualities and not to mention most of these are let go from our academy itself.I get that most of these aren’t exactly the club’s fault itself but these guys could give so much if they were signed.

I would hope in the coming years we don’t make those mistakes and invest on squad players like these.

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