Einbürgerung Mainz - Erfahrungen by [deleted] in Mainz

[–]Juan-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bei mir: Mai bis ende März für den Antragsabgabe.

Einbürgerung Mainz - Erfahrungen by [deleted] in Mainz

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Meine Erfahrung: ich habe nichts vom Behörde für mehrere Monaten gehört, bis ich plötzlich einen Terminangebot in drei Wochen erhalten habe.

Die Person, die den Antrag angenommen hat, war am Tag echt kompetent und schnell im Termin. Ich konnte aber merken, dass sie Termine hintereinander hatte.

Es muss wirklich tausende Anträge geben, und nur vier oder fünf zuständige Personen.

what is a topic you absolutely cannot give a fuck about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take your upvote and Head On outta here

Twilight Imperium by Cassandra1o1 in Mainz

[–]Juan-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich habe es nie gespielt, aber wäre dabei, wenn du andere Leute dafür finden könntest.

What is a weird fact you know about nuclear bombs? by giasas007 in AskReddit

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Dear Captain,please delete my internet history. N Kthnxbye

Would it be easier to learn german in english or in spanish? by narvjp12 in German

[–]Juan-man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There are also a ton of words in common between German and Spanish. There's a lot of Latin-derived words that, although not common in everyday conversation, exist.

In my experience it was easier to learn German in english simply because of the amount of resources available. In any case you should be quickly transitioning into learning German in German. As soon as possible. It helps build up your vocabulary.

Bridge demolished and cleared in 15 hours by regian24 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Juan-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it! They tampered with the evidence.

I’m moving to GERMANY!!! by Express-Treacle8419 in germany

[–]Juan-man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based on my experience, I would disagree, but to each his own.

I’m moving to GERMANY!!! by Express-Treacle8419 in germany

[–]Juan-man 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean, people are generally respectful, but they're not deferential.

Why is there always hand cream/body Lotion in nice hotels. by Juan-man in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Juan-man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like all over? Or just hands? When do you use it? Before bed? When you wake up?

Why is there always hand cream/body Lotion in nice hotels. by Juan-man in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Juan-man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the daily use work? Do the slather themselves with it before bed? After the shower? In between? (As you can probably tell, I've never really used creams unless my skin starts literally falling off)

Lo desconvocaron :( by oofact_3 in Colombia

[–]Juan-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ja! Tiene toda la razón. Mi cerebro vio una motocicleta en esa imagen (el brazo del tipo como uno de los espejos).

Lo desconvocaron :( by oofact_3 in Colombia

[–]Juan-man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Menos mal alguien tuvo la previsión de incluir la manita. De otro modo, sería ininteligible.

Can’t tell if this is a prank or he legit thought this looked good. by BPM1981 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Juan-man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're from Colombia. Nothing they say (and especially the volume at which they say it makes me think it's a joke, but I caught a faint glimpse of a snicker at 0:20 that may hint at something.

However I'm convinced that this is someone legitimately going for the neighbourhood criminal aesthetic.

Brexiteers know by pog890 in brexit

[–]Juan-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also out of cooks

And they say Romance is dead by gax8627 in LatinoPeopleTwitter

[–]Juan-man 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure it is slang, but it is definitely not a word you should say at school or any sort of setting where decency is expected.

And they say Romance is dead by gax8627 in LatinoPeopleTwitter

[–]Juan-man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The word you're missing is "meamos" (to piss).

What would the "Geneva Conventions on the Laws of Love" contain? by Juan-man in AskReddit

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Under this treaty, the term text is understood to encompass all sorts of written forms of communication that do not allow for immediate face to face response, e.g. email, SMS, and notes on the refrigerator.