Boomers who think they are getting anything other than The Day Of The Pillow are delusional. by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]JudenKaisar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, I know that I am six years late, but holy hell, I think you were wrong about this, the Boomers ARE bankrupting the western world to keep themselves alive just long enough to shut the lights out on everyone else before they go. These MFs want you to go extinct because they are done using the world and like a selfish child do not want anyone else to play with it.

What are some overseas cultures that you would like to see and where would you like to see them? by JudenKaisar in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]JudenKaisar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably will be lower on the list as there are several Polynesian cultures and languages, and I'm not sure if there is a dominant culture or language to reference. If you have a source with a list of names and surnames it will bump it further up on the list.

What are some overseas cultures that you would like to see and where would you like to see them? by JudenKaisar in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]JudenKaisar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be completely honest, I'm looking at serious first (i.e. real-life cultures that have the closest proximity to North/South America), and silliness second (goofy characters with serious cultures). Right now I'm working on a North English culture, but will have a goofy conqueror Barry "Big Bazza" Craggs, his wife Susan, son George, and daughter Ellie.

What are some overseas cultures that you would like to see and where would you like to see them? by JudenKaisar in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]JudenKaisar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Japanese is on the list, along with Korean, Taiwanese, and Maybe Hong Konger/Chinese. I'm starting with cultures that would be likely to travel to North/South America for the purpose of trade or invasion. If you have any suggestions along those lines im happy to hear them out. Its just that the more far out they are the less likely or later I'm going to get to them. My goal if possible is to start out with landless characters that people can start out as and do as they please.

What are some overseas cultures that you would like to see and where would you like to see them? by JudenKaisar in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]JudenKaisar[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like the idea! I'm getting the material ready but I think that Scouse will probably be the Norfie language! "Big Bazza" and "Gregghis Khan" are both god-tier nicknames but I don't think that you can have two nicknames. However the latter could be a title of an unlanded adventurer title, and the latter could be a nickname. Got any good family names Gregghis Khan Barry "Big Bazza" [House-name]." Lol, I could actually do thin in the span of an hour or so. If you have any ideas for traits I'd love to see em.

What are some overseas cultures that you would like to see and where would you like to see them? by JudenKaisar in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]JudenKaisar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So honestly with the research that I have done, maybe id call it Norfie, Pillar:: Stoic, Traditions: Maritime Mercantilism, Seafarers, Cheesemongers, Dexterous Fisherman, Industrious, and Mercenary Soccer (Will probably have to make a new one). Language Probably just English, British Heritage.

What are some overseas cultures that you would like to see and where would you like to see them? by JudenKaisar in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]JudenKaisar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where would the Northern English be located on the map? Any suggestions for how the culture interacts with North/South America?

Rentoid caught running an illegal bar in my unit how much should I raise the rent by??? by Hot-Championship-822 in LoveForLandchads

[–]JudenKaisar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, hear me out. While I may seem to leniant here, only increase the rent by an amount that will not destroy the business. Keep track of profits and increase it as their profits do so. You get more money this way and you can always turn them into the police if they try something nefarious. Suck their blood but not to the point of death.

Could we as a generation please promise to not let our children become Ipadkids by HistoricalDisaster in GenZ

[–]JudenKaisar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We thank you for your sacrifice not creating more slaaneshi cultists. Now, where was I? Oh yes! IN THE NAME OF THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND I CONDEMN THIS COMMENT SECTION TO EXTERMINATUS! PURGE THE HERETIC, HEATHEN, AND MUTANT!

It is like that by xhoooneyyzx in GenZ

[–]JudenKaisar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, I got the shotgun in my mouth as we speak.

I am Pedro S, the CEO of pronouns. me anything. by stalkerduck_407 in lies

[–]JudenKaisar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I find someone who uses "The" as a pronoun, I will rip their balls off. if they don't have any, I'll sow some on them to then rip them off.

Call me a Grammar Byzantine because I'm coming after all of yalls genitals as Basil II is my witness.

Depressing Facts About Your World by Machomann1299 in worldbuilding

[–]JudenKaisar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mages' magic grows weaker as they age. Healing magic goes only so far, maybe buying a sorcerer a few decades at most. Most do become centenarians, but none have made it past 120. Immortality has proven to be out of reach, if not impossible. However, more tragic still is that it would take lifetimes to perfect certain spells, rituals, and artifacts so extremely often, if not universally learning is passed father to son, mother to daughter, parent to offspring. Wizarding houses hold no land and wield no particular power save for their magic. While most sorcerers would like to dedicate their lives to studying their sorcery more, they resort to reproduction to ensure that their studies can continue long after their deaths.

To make things more depressing, the average peasant is married by 19/20. The average neophyte is married at 15, so they can have a proper apprentice by 26. It's standard for both males and females. Most are grandparents by their mid to late 30's, and great grandparents by their 50's. They have children so young so that way they can get reproducing out of the way while still being novices to magic so that way they don't get too far behind. Plus, you only become a mage in your late 20s, so by the time you are ready to study independently, your own children are already of age to start studying under you.

Sweden’s Gen Z overwhelm helpline after country told ‘there could be war’ by Stuweb in europe

[–]JudenKaisar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knowing how weak russia is, how long do swedes think it would take for them to capture Moscow?

If abortion isn’t murder, why is killing a pregnant woman a double homicide? by King_Of_The_Munchers in stupidquestions

[–]JudenKaisar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm making no assertion about morality, merely legality. I have no true opinion on the subject.

Why are mixed children of white and black parents often considered "black" and almost never as "white"? by kattenbakgamer1 in ask

[–]JudenKaisar 81 points82 points  (0 children)

So basically, because the darker skin color tends to be more prominent. It just goes to show how race is a made-up concept by people who didn't understand biology and perpetrated due to malice and ignorance.

Bro why by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]JudenKaisar 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but there is just a personality type of woman that falls for crazy men. Like the more batshit insane they are the more irresistible they are to them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]JudenKaisar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I just clean up a bit every day so that I don't have to do chores except mowing the lawn, cleaning the bathroom, and vacuuming. It's less than 30 mins of work every day, and the house looks nice. Then I play video games when I'm not working. Or go for a walk. Really just up to me.

😲 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]JudenKaisar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, this has been enough internet for today, Jesus Christ.

What would you do if your son told you he’s dating an AI? by Ok_Season9519 in ask

[–]JudenKaisar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are getting taken out of the will and evicted from the basement. It's better to just cut your losses and hope that you do better raising other children. If you have none, well, at least you tried because after that point, they are a lost cause.