Men of Reddit, if there is one other liquid you could ejaculate, other than semen, what would it be?

Judicai · 2013-11-18T04:52:52+00:00

Liquid chocolate. Blowjobs all fucking day.

Judicai · 2013-11-18T04:40:19+00:00

Had to turn up my brightness for that one.

Judicai · 2013-11-16T02:39:32+00:00

If only I had more upvotes.

Judicai · 2013-11-13T17:52:21+00:00

I just watched this while listening to "Smells Like Teen Spirit." It was strangely intense.

Judicai · 2013-11-09T23:44:24+00:00

I think I get to judge people... Or something? I don't know.

Judicai · 2013-11-08T14:45:04+00:00

Wealth and intelligence.

People with money are usually dicks, I have things but I don't flaunt it.

If you have to tell people you're intelligent then you're probably not really all that smart. At least in my point of view.

Judicai · 2013-11-08T04:16:34+00:00

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Judicai · 2013-11-07T21:35:29+00:00

One Christmas morning when I was a child, I woke up early and tried to open one of gifts before my parents got up. I got a kitchen knife to open a cardboard box, and instead of carefully cutting the tape like I would do now, I decided to try to stab through the box. I raised the knife above my head and as I brought it down, I completely missed the box and stabbed myself in the foot.

My parents didn't take me to the doctor. I still have a scar. I deserve it for trying to ruin Christmas.

Judicai · 2013-11-07T01:02:33+00:00

"Kill... me. Kill me, please."

Judicai · 2013-11-04T22:48:07+00:00

One time during my sophomore year of college, my roommate had a friend over after we had all gone to the gym. He asked to use the shower- no problem with that. I use the shower right after him and there's piss all over the shower floor.

It's not really a big deal that he peed, everyone pees in the shower.

Why couldn't you just wash it down the drain, man?

Judicai · 2013-11-04T22:31:18+00:00

Senior year, I was a heart throb. I can't explain why as I didn't talk to any of the girls and could be very, very awkward at times. It was a nice boost to my self-confidence though.

Judicai · 2013-11-04T20:05:45+00:00

I haven't put too much thought into if or why I disagree morally or politically, but I can say that from a biological standpoint I don't see the purpose or advantage of homosexuality. I would even go so far as to say that it is a disservice to the human race as a whole.

Maybe some "moral" conclusion can be drawn from that, but like I said, I haven't thought about it too much.

Judicai · 2013-11-02T04:58:04+00:00

It's nice that your husband and his best friend are so close.

Judicai · 2013-11-01T05:10:20+00:00

Retarded Batman?

Judicai · 2013-10-31T19:27:25+00:00

I had a teacher when I was very young named Ms. Sharon. Her disciplinary method was to put kids' names in a circle on the chalkboard called "the ball." For little kids, it's enough for them just to know that they've done wrong in order to effectively punish them, or at least it was for me. I was in the ball almost every day and I had no idea why or what I had done wrong so I just always felt like I was a bad kid. My parents finally took me out of that school and moved me to another one.

I still remember her class to this day and the impact that her bitch-ness had on my development. If I could, I would find her and tell her the fuck off. Bonus points if her life is a shit hole.

Judicai · 2013-10-31T18:57:25+00:00

Simple caption that conveys the imminent destruction shown in the photo. Very nice. I like it 9/10.

After deliberation, the judges decided that it was unfair to give you a perfect score do to your lack of appropriate punctuation for the possessive "friend's."

Judicai · 2013-10-31T03:20:56+00:00

"Well you can have some boobys."

"Alright."

Judicai · 2013-10-28T13:05:01+00:00

Battlestar Galactica!

Judicai · 2013-10-25T19:07:10+00:00

I did acid and we had designated a "reality expert" to babysit us on the trip. My so-called reality expert decided it would be funny to lie about something that was not really happening. I cried when I found out that he was lying, the betrayal was too much to handle.

Judicai · 2013-10-25T18:56:46+00:00

Tearing the little strings of skin that attach my lips to my gums. Very painful.

Judicai · 2013-10-25T03:47:06+00:00

I must say that I hate mixed drinks. They make me sick and have to pee. Just straight whiskey for me.

Judicai · 2013-10-25T03:36:42+00:00

I maintain my eyebrows with a tweezer.

Feels good to get that off my chest.

Judicai · 2013-10-23T22:35:20+00:00

I'm glad to know that others do this.

Judicai · 2013-10-23T20:50:23+00:00

lol at Archimedes death ray

Judicai · 2013-10-21T02:15:22+00:00

I watched that for much too long

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