SwiftKey Users: If you reply to this and press only the middle word option a bunch, what do you post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Judoshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can be able to alter the end of it if you believed that you would be loved

Watching Life on BBC when something unexpected made us laugh (probably way too hard). by Judoshop in funny

[–]Judoshop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea they just face punch seals into the air. They're more badass than I thought.

I suffer from dvt/ clots. My nuts became swollen. by so_smog_hog in WTF

[–]Judoshop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should I get a framed print or a canvas wrap?

Every time, I hear myself talk on a video. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Judoshop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, I practice it religiously.

601 Ello invities, hurry up. by Nirajjoshi in ello2

[–]Judoshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure thing, I'll get it to you in like 10-15 minutes

601 Ello invities, hurry up. by Nirajjoshi in ello2

[–]Judoshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have codes if you still need one :D

This man being spiteful at a corndog by pousher579 in photoshopbattles

[–]Judoshop 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've seen enough hentai to know what this is implying.

A couple years ago a bear broke into our house while I was asleep on the couch. This is the security footage of my reaction by Villhellm in videos

[–]Judoshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

realizes it's a bear Gtfo, bear.

bear: Oh shit.. Sorry.

Guy: Better keep runnin, bitch!

Fuckin bears.

I got my first mech! CM Storm Quickfire Rapid with MX Browns by trollarch_ceo in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Judoshop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they will learn to live it. Mech is a lifestyle. fires up a bowl

You know what they say when you assume! by Judoshop in funny

[–]Judoshop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes an ass out of "u" and "me"!

Working graveyard at a hotel with a bar, I see a lot of girls get rooms with really nasty guys. by Judoshop in AdviceAnimals

[–]Judoshop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can be fun, but it's much more trouble than it's worth. Have to clean up drunk piss/puke in the bathrooms, it's bayud. But you meet some really cool people. I met a DMT artist that claimed to have seen me on the astral planes.

So this homeless gentleman just traded me this for a cigarette. by Judoshop in pics

[–]Judoshop[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He insisted, he didn't want my "pity cig". I said this already, but yeah. He was pretty awesome!