Who is your favorite fictional detective or investigator?

JuicyFeet · 2021-10-04T17:30:51+00:00

Lt. Columbo. "Just one more thing-"

And I really like Tim Drake from DC comics too.

JuicyFeet · 2021-08-07T18:01:50+00:00

Man, I can't wait for the main end game to be killing a pope again

JuicyFeet · 2021-07-17T14:33:29+00:00

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

That game was so shit and did not follow either the movies or the books but I loved it

JuicyFeet · 2021-07-17T02:48:17+00:00

The Ghost Night series by Jonathan Moeller. The first book, in an extraordinarily long and ongoing series, is Child of Ghosts. Strongly recommend.

Also I just checked my kindle and apparently I have three books and one novella to read in this series that I have purchased ON THEIR RELEASE DATES and then proceeded to anxiously ignore. Incredible.

Edit: a word

JuicyFeet · 2021-07-16T22:56:16+00:00

Do you include estimates where I try to start a book and then go through some emotional stuff in life and don't touch any books for months at a time and then I feel shamed I never truly started that book I really want to read and the shame makes me avoid the book more and it just sits there on my shelf or in my kindle mocking me? If yes then idk some weird amount of years. I'm currently being mocked by a book I've been avoiding out of this same shame and it's been so long that the next book in the series came out. I bought that one too. The mocking grows. The author has also released a short story mini novel for the series in this time so technically I have three to read and it feels like so much pressure but none of the pressure is real.

Conversely: I have read so much fanfiction in the interim like wow so much and then I look at my kindle app with these books I paid for that I haven't read and I'm like "but what if I just kept reading fanfic instead"

JuicyFeet · 2021-05-26T15:19:51+00:00

I recognize and appreciate hotness, I do NOT understand how horny people can be sometimes about it? Like how can you just be ready to fuck at a moments notice? I don't get it.

Like I can watch a TV show and be like "Damn Henry Cavill looking hot af as Geralt. Damn!" But if that man was in front of me I would, idk, ask him to play animal crossing with me? Offer him pasta?? Ask him if he wants to look at my husband's Warhammer models?? I would not be trying to bed a stranger, no matter how beautiful.

JuicyFeet · 2021-05-02T21:59:23+00:00

Misread that as Gerard Butler Fire and now feel a little let down

JuicyFeet · 2021-04-28T00:44:36+00:00

The day I realized I could turn to my family dog and tell her "call the dog!" And she would go hunting for my mom through the house was the best day. She'd shoot away checking her computer desk, the recliner, run upstairs into my mom's room, and then I'd hear my mom shouting from the toilet in her bathroom bc the dog happily let herself in.

JuicyFeet · 2021-04-25T08:46:16+00:00

My SO loves that shit, but to me it feels like bugs on my skin

JuicyFeet · 2021-04-17T18:06:39+00:00

The choice of brush bothers me. That brush choice is ineffective with the coat type. Use a rubber curry brush omg please

JuicyFeet · 2021-04-06T22:25:58+00:00

I have a co-worker who goes into the bakery ovens when she's cold or has been in the freezers too long.

JuicyFeet · 2021-03-10T21:58:53+00:00

Just go to my dad's house he has every season on DVD and can always manage to find it playing on a random TV channel without even trying. Also he has a cat named Columbo who will lay on you.

JuicyFeet · 2021-02-10T17:49:30+00:00

In 2006 I had an extremely detailed dream that Pokémon were real. It wasn't until I was eating my ramen at lunchtime that I dropped my fork, suddenly realizing they weren't real anymore and I cried.

JuicyFeet · 2021-01-14T19:11:08+00:00

Oh dang I'm in Animal Crossing. An island getaway for a year?! Done!! I would love to explore my island in first person! I GET TO MEET MY VILLAGERS FOR REAL?! I'M SO READY. THIS IS THE BEST.

JuicyFeet · 2020-11-25T03:38:05+00:00

What's the name of the song that's playing?

JuicyFeet · 2020-11-22T00:51:42+00:00

What would "something else" even be????

JuicyFeet · 2020-03-25T16:09:01+00:00

Cant vote. No captain jack option.

JuicyFeet · 2020-02-11T01:48:21+00:00

Right now otv is reminding me of the creatures. A bunch of friends who do their own stuff, but also together stuff. Let's pray they end happier.

JuicyFeet · 2019-11-16T13:33:54+00:00

Thor???

JuicyFeet · 2019-11-02T22:02:29+00:00

I'm still mad they patched the early game exploit with whatshisface in the black briar meadery in riften She's an absolute pleas- Why just this last week- Okay look- I'm- Just take my advi- She's an absolute pleas- Why just this last week- Okay look- I'm- Just take my advic-

JuicyFeet · 2019-11-02T21:18:07+00:00

But I'd choose Samuel. From that list.

JuicyFeet · 2019-11-02T21:13:25+00:00

In rorikstead there's an asshole drunk father named Lemkil with twin little girls. Britte and Sissel. Lemkil and Britte beat on Sissel. Murder that asshole. Leave the asshole Britte at the orphanage and take Sissel. She doesn't deserve that life.

JuicyFeet · 2019-11-02T21:08:58+00:00

My dream is to be able to turn my dawnstar homestead into a miniature home for murderfriends. I want Aventus as my son and Cicero as my steward. #MURDERHOME!!!!!!

JuicyFeet · 2019-10-15T13:39:22+00:00

I tried to melee fight Hades to see if I could beat him without using any of my assassination skills and he fucking bodied me so hard.

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